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Greg B · 05-15-2006, 04:28 PM

So he'll be on in a few minutes to tell us his new super secret cosmic solution to illegal immigration.

Do you think it makes sense? Is it a sound plan? A weak one?

pornguy · 05-15-2006, 04:32 PM

He will probably want to lign up and shoot anyone who has any immigrant blood in them. 99.7% of the US.

juve20 · 05-15-2006, 04:33 PM

no doubt it'll be a shit plan!

cheers
tony

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE · 05-15-2006, 04:37 PM

I am sure the idea was mulled over with a 5th of Jack on the table.

AmateurFlix · 05-15-2006, 04:47 PM

hopefully there's more to the plan than posturing and having 10000 troops standing around the border doing nothing

stickyfingerz · 05-15-2006, 04:47 PM

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Originally Posted by pornguy

He will probably want to lign up and shoot anyone who has any immigrant blood in them. 99.7% of the US.

Umm Bush is pro immigration..

CyberHustler · 05-15-2006, 04:49 PM

I Bet He'll Say "uhh" At Least 132 Times

aico · 05-15-2006, 04:52 PM

Only Christian Voters will be allowed across the border.

After Shock Media · 05-15-2006, 04:55 PM

Option 1. All illegals can get 2nd class citizen status if they join the Military's new suicide bomber protection enlistment plan, or if qualified operation we did not mean to invade Iran we just made a typo on the memo.

Option 2. They permanently give up the ability to vote any other way than republican and for republican backed measures only for life. This with option 1 gives a person full citizenship.

Option 3. They agree to legally change their names to Associate Juan or Rodriguez, and Wal mart adopts them. Wal mart may continue to pay them below minimum wage though since wage policies to do not apply to family members.

directfiesta · 05-15-2006, 04:57 PM

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Originally Posted by stickyfingerzdotnet

Umm Bush is pro immigration..

correction: pro ILLEGAL immigration ....

Fuck, after all, he needs cheap labor ...

directfiesta · 05-15-2006, 05:01 PM

LOL ... saw him rehearsing on CNN... he had a dumb look, as usual...

Elli · 05-15-2006, 05:11 PM

He mentioned using "unmanned arial vehicles". Wtf?

sfera · 05-15-2006, 05:12 PM

did he flick the camera off agian?

BusterBunny · 05-15-2006, 05:16 PM

all i know is he had me at hello.....he had me at hello.............

directfiesta · 05-15-2006, 05:17 PM

Now talking about a fictif little mexican boy ... so much crap ...

MaddCaz · 05-15-2006, 05:22 PM

Bush is an uber-douche.

minusonebit · 05-15-2006, 05:24 PM

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Originally Posted by juve20

no doubt it'll be a shit plan!

cheers
tony

Dont you know it!

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Originally Posted by pornguy

He will probably want to lign up and shoot anyone who has any immigrant blood in them. 99.7% of the US.

No, he wont be proposing any rational soultions like that.

baddog · 05-15-2006, 05:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Elli

He mentioned using "unmanned arial vehicles". Wtf?

Don't know how to break it to you, but they have been using those along the Mexican border in Arizona since at least 1986.

baddog · 05-15-2006, 05:26 PM

I thought it was a pretty reasonable solution myself. I am really surprised at the reaction here. One would almost think you guys were a bunch of Republicans or something.

KRL · 05-15-2006, 05:29 PM

They've been saying the same solutions for the past 30 years. Blah, blah, blah.

Unless they do militarize the border and build a 30 foot wall it'll never be secure. Anyone who's been down that way knows it would take an army to do the job.

The employers here won't play the game. They make too much money by exploiting workers that are illegal.

Fraud proof documents? LOL. Go to downtown LA and you can get any card you need. And many are the real deal siphoned out by corrupt goverment workers making money on the side.

The ones here will be too afraid to come forward. They don't trust government. They know the next administration could change the rules again and they could get fucked over.

So in summary, the ideas sound great. Implemantation is a whole different ballpark where every administration has always struck out.

baddog · 05-15-2006, 05:33 PM

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Originally Posted by KRL

Fraud proof documents? LOL. Go to downtown LA and you can get any card you need.

The type of docs they are talking about using would not be easily forged

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And many are the real deal siphoned out by corrupt goverment workers making money on the side.

Not much that can be done about that.

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The ones here will be too afraid to come forward.

About the only accurate comment you made.

madawgz · 05-15-2006, 05:39 PM

someone should kill bush.........

escorpio · 05-15-2006, 06:52 PM

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Originally Posted by baddog

Don't know how to break it to you, but they have been using those along the Mexican border in Arizona since at least 1986.

One crashed a few weeks ago near here.

http://www.azstarnet.com/sn/hourlyupdate/126243

nico-t · 05-15-2006, 06:54 PM

does anyone take the guy serious?

baddog · 05-15-2006, 06:56 PM

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Originally Posted by escorpio

One crashed a few weeks ago near here.

http://www.azstarnet.com/sn/hourlyupdate/126243

They were using a lot less expensive unmanned arial vehicles before they started using them.

RogerV10 · 05-15-2006, 06:57 PM

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Originally Posted by pornguy

He will probably want to lign up and shoot anyone who has any immigrant blood in them. 99.7% of the US.

Serioulsy why is it hard to find the difference between LEAGAL immigrants and ILLEGAL immigrants.

Greg B · 05-15-2006, 08:40 PM

I'm still waiting to find out what he's going to do?

Bdiddy · 05-15-2006, 08:44 PM

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Originally Posted by nico-t

does anyone take the guy serious?

How could you not take him seriously?

SilentKnight · 05-15-2006, 09:52 PM

How can you take a guy seriously who's own wife says:

Laura: "I saw my in-laws down at the ranch over Easter. We like it down there. George didn't know much about ranches when we bought the place. Andover and Yale don't have a real strong ranching program. But I'm proud of George. He's learned a lot about ranching since that first year when he tried to milk the horse. What's worse, it was a male horse."

http://www.usatoday.com/life/people/...comments_x.htm

stickyfingerz · 05-15-2006, 09:55 PM

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Originally Posted by SilentKnight

How can you take a guy seriously who's own wife says:

Laura: "I saw my in-laws down at the ranch over Easter. We like it down there. George didn't know much about ranches when we bought the place. Andover and Yale don't have a real strong ranching program. But I'm proud of George. He's learned a lot about ranching since that first year when he tried to milk the horse. What's worse, it was a male horse."

http://www.usatoday.com/life/people/...comments_x.htm

Umm just maybe a joke...

lol

baddog · 05-15-2006, 09:55 PM

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Originally Posted by SilentKnight

How can you take a guy seriously who's own wife says:

Laura: "I saw my in-laws down at the ranch over Easter. We like it down there. George didn't know much about ranches when we bought the place. Andover and Yale don't have a real strong ranching program. But I'm proud of George. He's learned a lot about ranching since that first year when he tried to milk the horse. What's worse, it was a male horse."

http://www.usatoday.com/life/people/...comments_x.htm

you do realize it was a roast

SilentKnight · 05-15-2006, 11:32 PM

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Originally Posted by baddog

you do realize it was a roast

Yep...but it sounded like it had its roots in reality.

Greg B · 05-16-2006, 07:31 AM

WTF did he say??? It didn't sound like what the American People demanded he say like:

GET THE FUCK OUT!

No he didn't say that...did he say:

WE'RE GOING TO ENFORCE THE LAWS!

Um...I don't get it...WTF did he say?

Oh, the real bombshell is coming soon. Several old time and newbie reporters from both sides of the border supposedly have an exclusive regarding child prostitution primarily American men of stature and position that's been like a 100 year tradition of using boys down there for sex. That's why the politicians won't enforce the laws because the Mexican government has such a huge database on the ones who are guilty of that shit.

05-15-2006, 04:28 PM	#1
Greg B So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: EARTH (for the time being) Posts: 7,014	Bush's New Solution To Illegal Immigration So he'll be on in a few minutes to tell us his new super secret cosmic solution to illegal immigration. Do you think it makes sense? Is it a sound plan? A weak one?

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AmateurFlix Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 7,762	hopefully there's more to the plan than posturing and having 10000 troops standing around the border doing nothing __________________

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directfiesta Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Montreal, Quebec Posts: 29,764	Now talking about a fictif little mexican boy ... so much crap ... __________________ I know that Asspimple is stoopid ... As he says, it is a FACT ! But I can't figure out how he can breathe or type , at the same time ....

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baddog So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: the beach, SoCal Posts: 107,089	I thought it was a pretty reasonable solution myself. I am really surprised at the reaction here. One would almost think you guys were a bunch of Republicans or something.

05-15-2006, 05:29 PM	#20
KRL Entrepreneur Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: USA Posts: 31,429	They've been saying the same solutions for the past 30 years. Blah, blah, blah. Unless they do militarize the border and build a 30 foot wall it'll never be secure. Anyone who's been down that way knows it would take an army to do the job. The employers here won't play the game. They make too much money by exploiting workers that are illegal. Fraud proof documents? LOL. Go to downtown LA and you can get any card you need. And many are the real deal siphoned out by corrupt goverment workers making money on the side. The ones here will be too afraid to come forward. They don't trust government. They know the next administration could change the rules again and they could get fucked over. So in summary, the ideas sound great. Implemantation is a whole different ballpark where every administration has always struck out. __________________ If you would like to develop your domains, you can lease inexpensive foreign labor from the leaders in the field at iWebmasters.com TO LOWER YOUR COSTS AND INCREASE YOUR PRODUCTION! * * * * * * * * * * * * Domains Adult News KRL's Newsletter Biz Tips Just Listed Domains

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nico-t emperor of my world Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: nethalands Posts: 29,903	does anyone take the guy serious?

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Greg B So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: EARTH (for the time being) Posts: 7,014	I'm still waiting to find out what he's going to do?

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SilentKnight Megan Fox's fluffer Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: shooting pool in Elysium Posts: 24,818	How can you take a guy seriously who's own wife says: Laura: "I saw my in-laws down at the ranch over Easter. We like it down there. George didn't know much about ranches when we bought the place. Andover and Yale don't have a real strong ranching program. But I'm proud of George. He's learned a lot about ranching since that first year when he tried to milk the horse. What's worse, it was a male horse." http://www.usatoday.com/life/people/...comments_x.htm

05-16-2006, 07:31 AM	#33
Greg B So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: EARTH (for the time being) Posts: 7,014	WTF did he say??? It didn't sound like what the American People demanded he say like: GET THE FUCK OUT! No he didn't say that...did he say: WE'RE GOING TO ENFORCE THE LAWS! Um...I don't get it...WTF did he say? Oh, the real bombshell is coming soon. Several old time and newbie reporters from both sides of the border supposedly have an exclusive regarding child prostitution primarily American men of stature and position that's been like a 100 year tradition of using boys down there for sex. That's why the politicians won't enforce the laws because the Mexican government has such a huge database on the ones who are guilty of that shit.