Quite funny if your in sales.... - GoFuckYourself.com

BlingDaddy · 05-15-2006, 03:33 PM

Sorry if it's a repost. First time I ever saw it. Had me rolling....

READ ALL THE WAY TO THE END.

> ____________
>
> Sales: "You want answers?"
>
> Finance: "I think we are entitled to them!"
>
> Sales: "You want answers?!"
>
> Finance: "I want the truth!"
>
> Sales: "You can't handle the truth!!!"
>
> Sales (continuing): "Son, we live in a world that requires revenue. And
> that revenue must be brought in by people with elite skills. Who's going
> to find it? You? You, Mr. Operations? We have a greater responsibility
> than you can't possibly fathom.
>
> You scoff at the sales division and curse our lucrative incentives. You
> have that luxury. You also have the luxury of not knowing what we know:
> that while the cost of business results are excessive, it drives in
> revenue. And my very existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to
> you, drives REVENUE! You don't want to know the truth because deep down
> in places you don't talk about in board meetings ... you want me on that
> call. You NEED me on that call!
>
> We use words like stop loss, cost management, network discounts and
> transparency. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent
> negotiating opportunities. You use them as a punch line!
>
> I have neither the time nor inclination to explain myself to people Who
> rise and sleep under the very blanket of revenue I provide and then
> question the manner in which I provide it. I would rather you just said
> "thank you" and went on your way. Otherwise I suggest you pick up a
> phone and make some sales calls. Either way, I don't give a damn what
> you think you're entitled to!"
>
> Finance: "Did you expense the lap dances?"
>
> Sales: "I did the job I was hired to do."
>
> Finance: "Did you expense the lap dances?"
>
> Sales: "You're goddamn right I did!"

Fresh · 05-15-2006, 03:39 PM

nice one

CyberHustler · 05-15-2006, 03:40 PM

pretty cool

Libertine · 05-15-2006, 03:41 PM

marketing > sales

ronaldo · 05-15-2006, 03:43 PM

That's pretty funny.

madawgz · 05-15-2006, 04:33 PM

hahahaa nice laugh

SilentKnight · 05-15-2006, 04:38 PM

Well done - that's hilarious.

iWeb_Iya · 05-15-2006, 05:07 PM

couldn't laugh more

DesignWise · 05-15-2006, 05:10 PM

hahahaha.... funny shit!

BlingDaddy · 05-15-2006, 08:58 PM

Perhaps the reason I laugh so hard is I would do it!

Bdiddy · 05-15-2006, 09:30 PM

Thats funny!

iWeb_Allan · 05-15-2006, 11:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BlingDaddy

Perhaps the reason I laugh so hard is I would do it!

I'd do the same thing if I'm with a client, it's a different story if the client is doing the lap dance on me

reynold · 05-16-2006, 01:22 AM

I'm not in sales but i find it funny too.

05-15-2006, 03:33 PM	#1
BlingDaddy Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Denver, CO ICQ 280-752-076 Posts: 6,343	Quite funny if your in sales.... Sorry if it's a repost. First time I ever saw it. Had me rolling.... READ ALL THE WAY TO THE END. > ____________ > > Sales: "You want answers?" > > Finance: "I think we are entitled to them!" > > Sales: "You want answers?!" > > Finance: "I want the truth!" > > Sales: "You can't handle the truth!!!" > > Sales (continuing): "Son, we live in a world that requires revenue. And > that revenue must be brought in by people with elite skills. Who's going > to find it? You? You, Mr. Operations? We have a greater responsibility > than you can't possibly fathom. > > You scoff at the sales division and curse our lucrative incentives. You > have that luxury. You also have the luxury of not knowing what we know: > that while the cost of business results are excessive, it drives in > revenue. And my very existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to > you, drives REVENUE! You don't want to know the truth because deep down > in places you don't talk about in board meetings ... you want me on that > call. You NEED me on that call! > > We use words like stop loss, cost management, network discounts and > transparency. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent > negotiating opportunities. You use them as a punch line! > > I have neither the time nor inclination to explain myself to people Who > rise and sleep under the very blanket of revenue I provide and then > question the manner in which I provide it. I would rather you just said > "thank you" and went on your way. Otherwise I suggest you pick up a > phone and make some sales calls. Either way, I don't give a damn what > you think you're entitled to!" > > Finance: "Did you expense the lap dances?" > > Sales: "I did the job I was hired to do." > > Finance: "Did you expense the lap dances?" > > Sales: "You're goddamn right I did!" __________________ Every Day... Bling Daddy's Masturbation Station! Bling Daddy's Masturbation Station! The Daily Bag of Douche - Humor at it's FINEST.

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CyberHustler Masterbaiter Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 26,558	pretty cool

05-15-2006, 03:43 PM	#5
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05-15-2006, 09:30 PM	#11
Bdiddy Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Seattle & Manila Posts: 2,456	Thats funny! __________________ "..and which one of you had the prime rib?" - Waiter "frankly, I don't see how that's any of your business!" - Peter Griffin

05-16-2006, 01:22 AM	#13
reynold Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Global Traveler Posts: 51,271	I'm not in sales but i find it funny too.