Best Way To Commit Suicide? - GoFuckYourself.com

Malicious Biz · 05-14-2006, 12:14 PM

whats the best way to commit suicide? my life has deteriorated to the point that I need to make joke posts on the internet to boost my ego. I just wanna die painlessly.

help me.

Zebra · 05-14-2006, 12:39 PM

Damn, I saw the title of this thread and for a split second I hoped it was say LC when I looked at the thread starter.

Scott McD · 05-14-2006, 12:43 PM

But without the parachute...

Murderous · 05-14-2006, 12:44 PM

Successfully.

polish_aristocrat · 05-14-2006, 12:46 PM

fuck a japanese teen hooker, you'll feel better

AceDodge · 05-14-2006, 12:47 PM

wrap your lips around a 45

Agent 488 · 05-14-2006, 12:52 PM

Malicious Biz · 05-14-2006, 12:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AceDodge

wrap your lips around a 45

I was about to go this route until I thought of the mess my mom would have to clean out of her basement. I decided against it.

RayBonga · 05-14-2006, 01:01 PM

Unless you're serious about this, in that case don't do it.

Murderous · 05-14-2006, 01:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Malicious Biz

I was about to go this route until I thought of the mess my mom would have to clean out of her basement. I decided against it.

If you are living in your moms basement then she must be pretty used to cleaning up after you, perhaps she would be glad to know it was the last time.

Agent 488 · 05-14-2006, 01:12 PM

Murderous · 05-14-2006, 01:12 PM

It's been 10 minutes... did he do it?

mechanicvirus · 05-14-2006, 01:14 PM

Start a cult and claim you are going to follow a comet to heaven

xNetworx · 05-14-2006, 01:15 PM

Get married?

DaddyHalbucks · 05-14-2006, 01:15 PM

The way Nelson Rockefeller went, that's the best way to go.

amacontent · 05-14-2006, 01:16 PM

You can always count on GFY for serious biz people...man how this site has gone downhill.

Antonio · 05-14-2006, 01:16 PM

hire a hitman, nothing more exiting

RogerV10 · 05-14-2006, 01:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RayBonga

Unless you're serious about this, in that case don't do it.

madawgz · 05-14-2006, 01:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scott McD

But without the parachute...

that would be fun

05-14-2006, 01:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zebra

Damn, I saw the title of this thread and for a split second I hoped it was say LC when I looked at the thread starter.

why did i have the same thought?

Shelly L · 05-14-2006, 01:26 PM

Get really, really drunk. Climb into your car while the garage doors are shut. Start the car and pass out. You will never wake up.

Malicious Biz · 05-14-2006, 01:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by amacontent

You can always count on GFY for serious biz people...man how this site has gone downhill.

hey if you want serious business go sell insurance you fucking square.

we happen to be in the selling of jerk off material and posting the same video 400 times business here.

now you you don't mind I'd like to get back to me killing myself now.

Malicious Biz · 05-14-2006, 01:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mechanicvirus

Start a cult and claim you are going to follow a comet to heaven

I tried starting my own cult but most people see through my bullshit.

05-14-2006, 01:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shelly L

Get really, really drunk. Climb into your car while the garage doors are shut. Start the car and pass out. You will never wake up.

That's how I did it the first time. There was no pain at all.

amacontent · 05-14-2006, 01:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Malicious Biz

hey if you want serious business go sell insurance you fucking square.

we happen to be in the selling of jerk off material and posting the same video 400 times business here.

now you you don't mind I'd like to get back to me killing myself now.

Well hurry up and do it.. or are you just another typical talker looking for sympathy

BoyAlley · 05-14-2006, 01:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by shermsshack

That's how I did it the first time. There was no pain at all.

AdultInsider Cloner · 05-14-2006, 01:40 PM

mechanicvirus · 05-14-2006, 01:40 PM

Rob a bank with a salami

MrKinkade · 05-14-2006, 01:40 PM

Malicious Biz · 05-14-2006, 01:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by amacontent

Well hurry up and do it.. or are you just another typical talker looking for sympathy

wanna join a cult?

Agent 488 · 05-14-2006, 01:54 PM

MaddCaz · 05-14-2006, 01:56 PM

Gunshot to the temple

Young · 05-14-2006, 02:19 PM

oxycodones and vodka

Damian_Maxcash · 05-14-2006, 02:26 PM

Damn you guys are so bad

germ · 05-14-2006, 02:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaddyHalbucks

The way Nelson Rockefeller went, that's the best way to go.

heart attack from fucking?

i love sex, but there are cooler ways to die.

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE · 05-14-2006, 02:31 PM

hey mali, let a 400lb woman sit on your face!

johnnyhey · 05-14-2006, 02:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Malicious Biz

I was about to go this route until I thought of the mess my mom would have to clean out of her basement. I decided against it.

if you moved OUT of your mom's basement, you'll probably feel much better about yourself right off the bat.

tenderobject · 05-14-2006, 02:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scott McD

But without the parachute...

that would not be a painless suicide LOL.

Malicious Biz · 05-14-2006, 02:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by johnnyhey

if you moved OUT of your mom's basement, you'll probably feel much better about yourself right off the bat.

no fucking way am I moving out into a world where most people wanna see me kill myself

MaddCaz · 05-14-2006, 04:02 PM

Death by fuckery

Nismo · 05-14-2006, 04:24 PM

Titty overdose.

nofx · 05-14-2006, 04:26 PM

suicide bomber style

walking into a federal bank or building and kerplew ;]

s9ann0 · 05-14-2006, 04:26 PM

cut your head off with a chainsaw

Fred Quimby · 05-14-2006, 04:54 PM

Drawn and Quartered

american pervert · 05-14-2006, 05:34 PM

http://www.satanservice.org/coe/suicide/metaguide.html

Malicious Biz · 05-14-2006, 06:31 PM

bump for more uncreative ways too off myself.

RawAlex · 05-14-2006, 06:34 PM

Tune into conservative talk radio for a while. That will give you all sorts of ideas.

Alex

2HousePlague · 05-14-2006, 06:36 PM

Wander into the woods and let the wolves tear you to shreds one of these nights.

2hp

dv2 · 05-14-2006, 06:37 PM

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Originally Posted by budsbabes

man...this place has got a/c!! sweet

reynold · 05-15-2006, 04:11 AM

take a bath in a tub full of water and drop your plugged-in radio in there.

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