The great shart of 2006!

Thankfully I felt a little squeamish today. So when I was hit with sudden pain in the abdomen that I figured was gas. I decided to just go release it while sitting on the toilet. I squeezed & pushed, to my dismay nothing came. I sat there for a moment and figured I would have to deal with the gas pain, so I reached for the Gaz-X behind me. Right as I twisted my stomach let go, and no I do not mean some foul noxious odor came pouring forth either. This was roughly the sound of someone knocking the cap off of a fire hydrant. I literally shrank down and eventually was resting my chest on my knees, while the bowel demons unleashed their fury. I felt as it was never going to end, as if a hose had been ran down my throat and my ass damn had given way. I am pretty damn sure I will not need to go again for a few days. I just thank gut instinct that I went and sat on the toilet before I tried to push out what I thought was a fart.

Yes I know, way to much information but I felt inclined to share.