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Old 05-13-2006, 05:55 PM   #1
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I got caught jerking off today.
Man, the manager at Burger King PISSED I was behind the counter


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Old 05-13-2006, 05:56 PM   #2
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Would you like fries with that?
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Old 05-13-2006, 05:56 PM   #3
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Special sauce again, huh?
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Old 05-13-2006, 05:57 PM   #4
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Special sauce again, huh?
it's that "twang" in the onion ring sauce
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Old 05-13-2006, 05:57 PM   #5
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Did you jerk off on his face?
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Old 05-13-2006, 05:59 PM   #6
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it's that "twang" in the onion ring sauce
good thing it wasn't in-n-out or mcdonalds...spurting the pickle chunks in the secret sauce hurts like a mofo
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Old 05-13-2006, 05:59 PM   #7
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Old 05-13-2006, 06:01 PM   #8
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Old 05-13-2006, 06:02 PM   #9
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You work at Burger King?

I didn't realize anyone took the "theres no money in porn" threads seriously.
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Old 05-13-2006, 06:03 PM   #10
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Did you jerk off on his face?

you bet'cha, he'll be on the next episode of Sperm Suckers
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Old 05-13-2006, 06:03 PM   #11
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Old 05-13-2006, 06:04 PM   #12
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You work at Burger King?

I didn't realize anyone took the "theres no money in porn" threads seriously.
nah, I had just finished eating my whopper with cheese and was feeling a little randy so I dropped my pants and jerked off behind the counter
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Old 05-13-2006, 06:05 PM   #13
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Old 05-13-2006, 06:25 PM   #14
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nah, I had just finished eating my whopper with cheese and was feeling a little randy so I dropped my pants and jerked off behind the counter
How'd Randy take it?
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Old 05-13-2006, 06:32 PM   #15
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Old 05-13-2006, 06:38 PM   #16
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Old 05-13-2006, 06:51 PM   #17
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Old 05-13-2006, 06:56 PM   #18
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nah, I had just finished eating my whopper with cheese and was feeling a little randy so I dropped my pants and jerked off behind the counter
where are the pics?
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Old 05-13-2006, 07:31 PM   #19
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Man, the manager at Burger King PISSED I was behind the counter


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lol spermie =)

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Old 05-13-2006, 07:33 PM   #20
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Old 05-13-2006, 07:44 PM   #21
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How'd Randy take it?
he loved it!
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