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05-13-2006, 01:29 PM
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click here to learn something you didn't know
ants don't sleep
now it's your turn, tell me something I don't know |
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05-13-2006, 01:37 PM
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It's coming look busy
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How do they make sliced almonds?
I mean they are sliced less than a 1/16th of an inch thick and all are length wise. I personally can not see a room full of sweat shop laborers with miniature mandoline shaving almonds. I know it really didnt tell anyone something they did not know.
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05-13-2006, 01:52 PM
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crap, that's a good one, they must be using lasers ;)
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05-13-2006, 01:56 PM
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I need a beer
 
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05-13-2006, 01:56 PM
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too cool for highschool
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Anyone knows why polar bears don't eat penguins ?
This one is easy but you need to think about it for a bit. |
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05-13-2006, 01:58 PM
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On average 150,000 people die eveyday on this planet and an average 375,000 babies are born everyday thoughout the world.
When I found this out I would have thought many more die everyday that actually do...
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05-13-2006, 02:02 PM
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It's coming look busy
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For seven years New York had a transvestite Governor.
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05-13-2006, 02:04 PM
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I had 20 orgasms yesterday
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05-13-2006, 02:10 PM
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never knew ants don't sleep, cool shit
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05-13-2006, 02:11 PM
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polar bears can smell another animal or human being from up to 30 kms, that's just freaky |
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05-13-2006, 02:15 PM
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The phrase "In the Limelight" refers to the early 1900's theater, where the stage was lighted by heated limestone powder.
Also, the fine dust to keep chewing gum from sticking to the wrapper is made from marble.
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05-13-2006, 02:16 PM
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MOBILE PORN: IMOBILEPORN
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my penis is the size of a baby...
10 pounds, 6 ounces, 21 inches long  |
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05-13-2006, 02:25 PM
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Moo Moo Cow
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You don't look a gift horse in the mouth because you can tell the age of a horse by its teeth, and it's considered rude to see how old the horse is that was given to you as a gift.
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05-13-2006, 02:27 PM
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8.8.8.8
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wtf they dont sleep? thats impossible
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05-13-2006, 02:27 PM
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if a thousand monkeys typed on a thousand typewriters, we would have better content to spam search engines.
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05-13-2006, 02:28 PM
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Moo Moo Cow
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Because Polar bears live at the north pole and all penguins live south of the equator. |
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05-13-2006, 03:01 PM
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Researchers in New York now say they've pushed light into reverse. And as if to defy common sense, the backward-moving light travels faster than light.
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05-13-2006, 03:05 PM
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Coca-Cola was originally green.
G It is possible to lead a cow upstairs but not downstairs. G Hawaiian alphabet has 12 letters. G Amount American Airlines saved in 1987 by eliminating one olive from each salad served first class: $40,000. G City with the most Rolls Royce's per capita: Hong Kong. G State with the highest percentage of people who walk to work: Alaska G Percentage of Africa that is wilderness: 28% Percentage of North America that is wilderness: 38% G Average number of days a West German goes without washing his underwear: 7 (I wonder how they discovered THIS? I guarantee it wasn't original research on my part.) G Percentage of American men who say they would marry the same woman if they had it to do all over again: 80% G Percentage of American women who say they'd marry the same man if they had it to do all over again: 50% Cost of raising a medium-size dog to the age of eleven: $6,400 G Average number of people airborne over the US at any given hour: 61,000 G Percentage of Americans who have visited Disneyland/Disney World: 70% G Average life span of a major league baseball: 7 pitches G Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair. G The world's youngest parents were 8 and 9 and lived in China in 1910. G The youngest pope was 11 years old. G Iceland consumes more Coca-Cola per capita than any other nation. G First novel ever written on a typewriter: Tom Sawyer. G A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why. G In the 1940s, the FCC assigned television's Channel 1 to mobile services (two-way radios in taxicabs, for instance) but did not re-number the other channel assignments. That is why your TV set has channels 2 and up, but no channel 1. G The San Francisco Cable cars are the only mobile National Monuments. G The only 15 letter word that can be spelled without repeating a letter is uncopyrightable. G Did you know that there are coffee flavored PEZ? G The reason firehouses have circular stairways is from the days of old when the engines were pulled by horses. The horses were stabled on the ground floor and figured out how to walk up straight staircases. G The airplane Buddy Holly died in was the "American Pie." (Thus the name of the Don McLean song.) G When opossums are playing 'possum, they are not "playing." They actually pass out from sheer terror. G The Main Library at Indiana University sinks over an inch every year because when it was built, engineers failed to take into account the weight of all the books that would occupy the building. G Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a great king from history. Spades - King David, Clubs - Alexander the Great, Hearts - Charlemagne, and Diamonds - Julius Caesar. G 111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321 G If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle; if the horse has one front leg in the air, the person died as a result of wounds received in battle; if the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes. G Clans of long ago that wanted to get rid of their unwanted people without killing them would burn their houses down - hence the expression "to get fired." G Only two people signed the Declaration of Independence on July 4th, John Hancock and Charles Thomson. Most of the rest signed on August 2nd, but the last signature wasn't added until 5 years later. G "I am." is the shortest complete sentence in the English language. G The term "the whole 9 yards" came from W.W.II fighter pilots in the South Pacific. When arming their airplanes on the ground, the .50 caliber machine gun ammo belts measured exactly 27 feet, before being loaded into the fuselage. If the pilots fired all their ammo at a target,it got "the whole 9 yards." G Hershey's Kisses are called that because the machine that makes them looks like it's kissing the conveyor belt. G The phrase "rule of thumb" is derived from and old English law which stated that you couldn't beat your wife with anything wider than your thumb. G An ostrich's eye is bigger that it's brain. G The longest recorded flight of a chicken is thirteen seconds. G The Eisenhower interstate system requires that one mile in every five must be straight. These straight sections are usable as airstrips in times of war or other emergencies. G David Prowse was the guy in the Darth Vader suit in Star Wars. He spoke all of Vader's lines, and didn't know that he was going to be dubbed over by James Earl Jones until he saw the screening of the movie. G In every episode of Seinfeld there is a Superman somewhere. G The name Jeep came from the abbreviation used in the army for the "General Purpose" vehicle, G.P. G The Pentagon, in Arlington, Virginia, has twice as many bathrooms as is necessary. When it was built in the 1940s, the state of Virginia still had segregation laws requiring separate toilet facilities for blacks and whites. G The cruise liner, Queen Elizabeth II, moves only six inches for each gallon of diesel that it burns. G Cat's urine glows under a blacklight. G The highest point in Pennsylvania is lower than the lowest point in Colorado. G Nutmeg is extremely poisonous if injected intravenously. G If you have three quarters, four dimes, and four pennies, you have 1.19. You also have the largest amount of money in coins without being able to make change for a dollar. G No NFL team which plays its home games in a domed stadium has ever won a Superbowl. G The first toilet ever seen on television was on "Leave It To Beaver". G The only two days of the year in which there are no professional sports games (MLB, NBA, NHL, or NFL) are the day before and the day after the Major League all-stars Game. G Only one person in two billion will live to be 116 or older. G The name Wendy was made up for the book "Peter Pan." |
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05-13-2006, 03:08 PM
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Geckos use static electricity to stick to things. I always thought it was their little suction hands but that's not it. Static Electricity is what does it. There you go...there's something new.
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05-13-2006, 03:52 PM
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Trafficgigolos has a new site coming up shortly !
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05-13-2006, 04:37 PM
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When I found this out I would have thought many more die everyday that actually do...
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05-13-2006, 05:01 PM
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too cool for highschool
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ICANN and .xxx are actually going to sponsor GFY next skin: proof here
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05-13-2006, 05:02 PM
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too cool for highschool
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 A lot of people don't know it and take a while to guess it. |
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05-13-2006, 06:34 PM
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Megan Fox's fluffer
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There's no Betty Rubble in Flintstones Chewable Vitamins.
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05-13-2006, 06:35 PM
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Megan Fox's fluffer
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The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body.
The female initiates sex by ripping the males head off. |
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05-13-2006, 06:37 PM
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This one kinda' grossed me out (if its true)...
In his/her lifetime, the average person accidentally eats 8 spiders at night. |
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05-13-2006, 06:48 PM
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05-13-2006, 06:53 PM
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I help you SUCCEED
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The best way to pour ketchup out of those 'classic' ketchup bottles is to tap at the logo near the lower neck of the bottle. Raise the bottle and lower the opening and tap.
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05-13-2006, 07:02 PM
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* The quack does echo, but it is usually too quiet to hear. When you want to hear an echo, you usually make a very loud noise to make sure the reflection can be heard. But a duck quacks too quietly, so the reflection is too quiet to hear. * Ducks don't quack near reflecting surfaces. You need a large reflecting surface, a mountain or building for the sound to reflect off. Maybe ducks don't hang around reflecting surfaces. * It is hard to hear the echo of a sound which fades in and fades out. |
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05-13-2006, 07:21 PM
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You probably know this but here goes...
President Abraham Lincoln was shot in the back of the head on a Friday by John Wilkes Booth, a Southerner, who was known by his three names. He ran from the theatre, was caught in a warehouse and was assassinated before his trial. Lincoln died next day soon after seven a.m. President John F Kennedy was shot in the back of the head on a Friday (in a Lincoln car) by Lee Harvey Oswald, a Southerner, who was known by his three names. He ran from a warehouse, was caught in a theatre and was assassinated before his trial. TV broadcast of the funeral started soon after seven a.m |
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05-13-2006, 07:39 PM
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wtf
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A Boeing 747 can flex it's wings 26 feet before they snap.
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