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Rochard · 05-12-2006, 11:26 PM

The Correct Way to Come Home Drunk

Two married buddies are out drinking one night, when one turns to the other and says, "You know, I don't know what else to do.

Whenever I go home after we've been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before I get to the driveway. I shut off the engine and coast into the garage.
Take my shoes off before I go into the house, I sneak up the stairs, get undressed in the bathroom, stick my foot in the toilet and pee down my leg to prevent splashing sounds. I ease into bed and my wife STILL Wakes Up, and
Yells at me for staying out so late!

"His buddy looks at him and says "Well, you're obviously
taking the wrong approach. I screech into the driveway, slam the door, storm up the steps, pee hard into the toilet water, then use the full flush, throw my shoes in
the closet, undress in the bedroom, then jump into bed, slap her on the ass and say!, WHO'S HORNY????!!!" and she acts like she's sound asleep.

It Works Every Time!

BoyAlley · 05-12-2006, 11:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rochard

then jump into bed, slap her on the ass and say!, WHO'S HORNY????!!!" and she acts like she's sound asleep.

Crack head.

Zuzana Designs · 05-12-2006, 11:28 PM

lol nice

BoyAlley · 05-12-2006, 11:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rochard

stick my foot in the toilet and pee down my leg to prevent splashing sounds.

That kinda boned me up a little bit.

madawgz · 05-12-2006, 11:30 PM

great joke

Sparks · 05-13-2006, 12:08 AM

lol that's a good joke. I'll have to email that to the GF.

Elli · 05-13-2006, 12:09 AM

That's funny.. whenever I come home drunk and say "Who's horny?" I usually get some pretty quick. ;)

BSleazy · 05-13-2006, 12:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rochard

The Correct Way to Come Home Drunk

Two married buddies are out drinking one night, when one turns to the other and says, "You know, I don't know what else to do.

Whenever I go home after we've been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before I get to the driveway. I shut off the engine and coast into the garage.
Take my shoes off before I go into the house, I sneak up the stairs, get undressed in the bathroom, stick my foot in the toilet and pee down my leg to prevent splashing sounds. I ease into bed and my wife STILL Wakes Up, and
Yells at me for staying out so late!

"His buddy looks at him and says "Well, you're obviously
taking the wrong approach. I screech into the driveway, slam the door, storm up the steps, pee hard into the toilet water, then use the full flush, throw my shoes in
the closet, undress in the bedroom, then jump into bed, slap her on the ass and say!, WHO'S HORNY????!!!" and she acts like she's sound asleep.

It Works Every Time!

That was good.

soulboy · 05-13-2006, 12:38 AM

nice joke. Just in time

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE · 05-13-2006, 12:44 AM

i giggled like a little school girl

tyler. · 05-13-2006, 01:06 AM

nice

Mr.Right - Banned For Life · 05-13-2006, 01:28 AM

Thats funny.

Vitasoy · 05-13-2006, 04:58 AM

Lol.. that was just great

Pete-KT · 05-13-2006, 05:02 AM

Thats a good one

E$_manager · 05-13-2006, 05:27 AM

that was so funny!
THe funniest - the way to pee not to be heard!

Hahaha

gecko · 05-13-2006, 06:12 AM

That was great.

05-12-2006, 11:26 PM	#1
Rochard Jägermeister Test Pilot Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: NORCAL Posts: 74,012	The Correct Way to Come Home Drunk The Correct Way to Come Home Drunk Two married buddies are out drinking one night, when one turns to the other and says, "You know, I don't know what else to do. Whenever I go home after we've been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before I get to the driveway. I shut off the engine and coast into the garage. Take my shoes off before I go into the house, I sneak up the stairs, get undressed in the bathroom, stick my foot in the toilet and pee down my leg to prevent splashing sounds. I ease into bed and my wife STILL Wakes Up, and Yells at me for staying out so late! "His buddy looks at him and says "Well, you're obviously taking the wrong approach. I screech into the driveway, slam the door, storm up the steps, pee hard into the toilet water, then use the full flush, throw my shoes in the closet, undress in the bedroom, then jump into bed, slap her on the ass and say!, WHO'S HORNY????!!!" and she acts like she's sound asleep. It Works Every Time! __________________ “The choice is no longer between right or left. The choice is between normal and crazy.” - Sarah Huckabee Sanders YNOT MAIL \| THE BEST ADULT MAILING SOLUTION

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05-13-2006, 12:09 AM	#7
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05-13-2006, 12:08 AM	#6
Sparks Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Southern CA Posts: 2,466	lol that's a good joke. I'll have to email that to the GF.

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05-13-2006, 01:28 AM	#12
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05-13-2006, 05:27 AM	#15
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