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  • SilentKnight
    Megan Fox's fluffer
    • Oct 2005
    • 24818

    #1

    Caption this photo [PIC]

    Time for a Friday evening photo caption challenge:


  • MediaGuy
    Confirmed User
    • Sep 2004
    • 5500

    #2
    "Honey? Can you answer the phone?"

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    • madawgz
      8.8.8.8
      • Mar 2006
      • 30509

      #3
      that seems really painful :\
      TAEMDLRMSKRJIXMRLSMRJ.

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      • Fizzgig
        Registered User
        • Feb 2004
        • 9649

        #4
        "Honey, when I said I wanted stocks I was talking about investment..."
        ---'-,-{@ Sassy Grrrl @}-'-,---

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        • Scott McD
          Too lazy to set a custom title
          • Nov 2002
          • 67798

          #5
          "98, 99, 100, ready or not here i come"


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          • After Shock Media
            It's coming look busy
            • Mar 2001
            • 35299

            #6
            Ok Listen I agreed to be shackled, masked, bound, and wear a cock ring. But damn it bitch turn off the AC, I have an image to uphold.

            [email protected] ICQ:135982156 AIM: Aftershockmed1a MSN: [email protected]

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            • soulboy
              Confirmed User
              • Apr 2004
              • 663

              #7
              damn, that must hurt
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              • SilentKnight
                Megan Fox's fluffer
                • Oct 2005
                • 24818

                #8
                Originally posted by After Shock Media
                Ok Listen I agreed to be shackled, masked, bound, and wear a cock ring. But damn it bitch turn off the AC, I have an image to uphold.
                ROTFL!

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                • Libertine
                  sex dwarf
                  • May 2002
                  • 17860

                  #9
                  "Honey, I swear I was only joking when I said your ass looked big in those jeans."
                  /(bb|[^b]{2})/

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                  • Quagmire
                    Confirmed User
                    • Jul 2005
                    • 6490

                    #10
                    I have to pee

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                    • loverboy
                      When it rains, it pours
                      • May 2003
                      • 20609

                      #11
                      Originally posted by MediaGuy
                      "Honey? Can you answer the phone?"

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                      • loverboy
                        When it rains, it pours
                        • May 2003
                        • 20609

                        #12
                        'darn, my nose itch"

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                        • Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE
                          MOBILE PORN: IMOBILEPORN
                          • Jan 2004
                          • 16502

                          #13
                          dad? ....

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                          • Libertine
                            sex dwarf
                            • May 2002
                            • 17860

                            #14
                            "Meanwhile, on the boat to England, Jane started to have a sneaking suspicion she forgot something."
                            /(bb|[^b]{2})/

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                            • After Shock Media
                              It's coming look busy
                              • Mar 2001
                              • 35299

                              #15
                              Tom Cruise cancelled, what the fuck!

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                              • TheSpreader
                                So Fucking Banned
                                • Nov 2003
                                • 501

                                #16
                                "I wonder how much of an asshole I'd look like if someone opened that garage door."

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                                • Scott McD
                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                  • Nov 2002
                                  • 67798

                                  #17
                                  "and you promise not to post this on GFY?"


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                                  • gangbangjoe
                                    Ronin
                                    • May 2004
                                    • 17693

                                    #18
                                    i'm lawrence baby

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                                    • Scott McD
                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                      • Nov 2002
                                      • 67798

                                      #19
                                      "can someone fetch my slippers ?"


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                                      • Spunky
                                        I need a beer
                                        • Jun 2002
                                        • 133986

                                        #20
                                        All I wanted was a pack of gum

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                                        • SilentKnight
                                          Megan Fox's fluffer
                                          • Oct 2005
                                          • 24818

                                          #21
                                          Great stuff guys...keep it up.

                                          Oneliners aside for a moment - a somewhat amusing aspect of the pic is the stockade prop was built from the scrap remnants of my nextdoor neighbour's backyard deck. Cost us nothin' in materials except a bit of hardware.

                                          (the headstock is fully removable and the frame is solid enough for bondage suspensions).

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                                          • Fizzgig
                                            Registered User
                                            • Feb 2004
                                            • 9649

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by SilentKnight
                                            Great stuff guys...keep it up.

                                            Oneliners aside for a moment - a somewhat amusing aspect of the pic is the stockade prop was built from the scrap remnants of my nextdoor neighbour's backyard deck. Cost us nothin' in materials except a bit of hardware.

                                            (the headstock is fully removable and the frame is solid enough for bondage suspensions).
                                            A prop? Do you mean it's not fully functional? I'm disappointed.
                                            ---'-,-{@ Sassy Grrrl @}-'-,---

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                                            • Liquid Houdini
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Apr 2006
                                              • 101

                                              #23
                                              Would love to hear your explanation for the 'prop' when you host the next family get-together.

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                                              • Mr.Right - Banned For Life
                                                I guarantee it
                                                • May 2005
                                                • 18314

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by Spunky
                                                All I wanted was a pack of gum


                                                That looks painfull.....

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                                                • TheSpreader
                                                  So Fucking Banned
                                                  • Nov 2003
                                                  • 501

                                                  #25
                                                  "Does this cock ring make me look big?"

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                                                  • aico
                                                    Moo Moo Cow
                                                    • Mar 2004
                                                    • 14748

                                                    #26
                                                    "This weeks episode of Lost left everyone guessing"

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                                                    • After Shock Media
                                                      It's coming look busy
                                                      • Mar 2001
                                                      • 35299

                                                      #27
                                                      I dont remember this on the brochure.

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                                                      • Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE
                                                        MOBILE PORN: IMOBILEPORN
                                                        • Jan 2004
                                                        • 16502

                                                        #28
                                                        "look at my small weewee!!"

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                                                        • Vasago Reno
                                                          So Fucking Banned
                                                          • Mar 2006
                                                          • 483

                                                          #29
                                                          Is it true that all that stretching helps you get on the 'YOU MUST BE **THIS** TALL' rides at the fairgrounds?

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                                                          • SilentKnight
                                                            Megan Fox's fluffer
                                                            • Oct 2005
                                                            • 24818

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by Fizzgig
                                                            A prop? Do you mean it's not fully functional? I'm disappointed.


                                                            C'mon over...find out for yourself.

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                                                            • After Shock Media
                                                              It's coming look busy
                                                              • Mar 2001
                                                              • 35299

                                                              #31
                                                              You know, I think I actually should of shaved my legs as well.

                                                              [email protected] ICQ:135982156 AIM: Aftershockmed1a MSN: [email protected]

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                                                              • Deraj
                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                • Jun 2005
                                                                • 2790

                                                                #32
                                                                "No doggy.. BAD DOGGY!!! Wrong Bone !"
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                                                                Originally posted by Unknown
                                                                If I had a rooster and you had a donkey and your donkey ate my rooster. What would you have?

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                                                                • SilentKnight
                                                                  Megan Fox's fluffer
                                                                  • Oct 2005
                                                                  • 24818

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by Batts


                                                                  That looks painfull.....
                                                                  Didn't hurt the photographer one bit.

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                                                                  • WDjay
                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                    • Feb 2006
                                                                    • 381

                                                                    #34
                                                                    99 bottles of beer on the wall

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                                                                    • aico
                                                                      Moo Moo Cow
                                                                      • Mar 2004
                                                                      • 14748

                                                                      #35
                                                                      "Always trying to out-do his neighbor's pranks, John hoped the old 'can you go next door and get my ladder out of the garage prank' would one up him."

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                                                                      • BoyAlley
                                                                        So Fucking Gay
                                                                        • Nov 2004
                                                                        • 19714

                                                                        #36
                                                                        HI I AM BOYALLEY'S NEW SALES REP!

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                                                                        • After Shock Media
                                                                          It's coming look busy
                                                                          • Mar 2001
                                                                          • 35299

                                                                          #37
                                                                          Gay scarecrows popping up all over the mid west, is America ready... Mext on Fox News.

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                                                                          • abyss_al
                                                                            **LOOKING FOR TRADES**
                                                                            • Oct 2003
                                                                            • 15605

                                                                            #38
                                                                            saying to himself...

                                                                            "welcome to hell... population, me"
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                                                                            • After Shock Media
                                                                              It's coming look busy
                                                                              • Mar 2001
                                                                              • 35299

                                                                              #39
                                                                              Ya know I never noticed my belly button was so far from my dick before.

                                                                              [email protected] ICQ:135982156 AIM: Aftershockmed1a MSN: [email protected]

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                                                                              • Miguel T
                                                                                ♦ Web Developer ♦
                                                                                • May 2005
                                                                                • 12473

                                                                                #40
                                                                                "I got pwned!"

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                                                                                • After Shock Media
                                                                                  It's coming look busy
                                                                                  • Mar 2001
                                                                                  • 35299

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  Price of rack: Zero dollars.
                                                                                  Price of clothes pins: thirty two cents.
                                                                                  Price of bondage equipment: sixty dollars.
                                                                                  Having your tiny shaved cock shown all over the internet and only keeping your dignity intact due to a mask: Priceless.

                                                                                  [email protected] ICQ:135982156 AIM: Aftershockmed1a MSN: [email protected]

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                                                                                  • L-Pink
                                                                                    working on my tan
                                                                                    • Mar 2005
                                                                                    • 39151

                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    "Thank-you for calling fleshlight customer service ... I can't take your call right now ....................... "

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                                                                                    • surfer on acid
                                                                                      So Fucking Banned
                                                                                      • Dec 2005
                                                                                      • 778

                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      hey ma, can you get the keys for this thing. i cant stand on my toes any longer.

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                                                                                      • Spunky
                                                                                        I need a beer
                                                                                        • Jun 2002
                                                                                        • 133986

                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        My nuts itch

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                                                                                        • DaddyHalbucks
                                                                                          A freakin' legend!
                                                                                          • Feb 2004
                                                                                          • 18975

                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          "Jesus Christ, I wish I hadn't had that second cup of coffee."
                                                                                          Boner Money

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                                                                                          • hezochiah
                                                                                            Confirmed User
                                                                                            • May 2006
                                                                                            • 807

                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            "I knew I should have read the fine print on the brochure"
                                                                                            Last edited by hezochiah; 05-12-2006, 07:32 PM.

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                                                                                            • hezochiah
                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                              • May 2006
                                                                                              • 807

                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              Originally posted by Spunky
                                                                                              My nuts itch
                                                                                              Nice

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                                                                                              • Tom_PM
                                                                                                Porn Meister
                                                                                                • Feb 2005
                                                                                                • 16443

                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                "At least I use it more than my BowFlex."
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                                                                                                • surfer on acid
                                                                                                  So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                  • Dec 2005
                                                                                                  • 778

                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  How did I get here?

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                                                                                                  • Elli
                                                                                                    Reach for those stars!
                                                                                                    • Apr 2003
                                                                                                    • 17991

                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    "No guys, I meant we should *all* go out for Chinese. Guys? ... guys?"
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