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Megan Fox's fluffer
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Caption this photo [PIC]
Time for a Friday evening photo caption challenge:
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Confirmed User
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"Honey? Can you answer the phone?"
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#3 |
8.8.8.8
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that seems really painful :\
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Registered User
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: In Your Dreams
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"Honey, when I said I wanted stocks I was talking about investment..."
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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Location: Glasgow, Scotland
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"98, 99, 100, ready or not here i come"
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It's coming look busy
Join Date: Mar 2001
Location: "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn".
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Ok Listen I agreed to be shackled, masked, bound, and wear a cock ring. But damn it bitch turn off the AC, I have an image to uphold.
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damn, that must hurt
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Megan Fox's fluffer
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sex dwarf
Join Date: May 2002
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"Honey, I swear I was only joking when I said your ass looked big in those jeans."
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Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Stinkin' up your bathroom
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I have to pee
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When it rains, it pours
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When it rains, it pours
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'darn, my nose itch"
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MOBILE PORN: IMOBILEPORN
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Tinseltown NL
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dad? ....
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sex dwarf
Join Date: May 2002
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"Meanwhile, on the boat to England, Jane started to have a sneaking suspicion she forgot something."
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It's coming look busy
Join Date: Mar 2001
Location: "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn".
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Tom Cruise cancelled, what the fuck!
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So Fucking Banned
Join Date: Nov 2003
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"I wonder how much of an asshole I'd look like if someone opened that garage door."
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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Location: Glasgow, Scotland
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"and you promise not to post this on GFY?"
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Ronin
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Live by the code Die by the code
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i'm lawrence baby
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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Location: Glasgow, Scotland
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"can someone fetch my slippers ?"
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I need a beer
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All I wanted was a pack of gum
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Megan Fox's fluffer
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Great stuff guys...keep it up.
![]() Oneliners aside for a moment - a somewhat amusing aspect of the pic is the stockade prop was built from the scrap remnants of my nextdoor neighbour's backyard deck. Cost us nothin' in materials except a bit of hardware. (the headstock is fully removable and the frame is solid enough for bondage suspensions). |
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Would love to hear your explanation for the 'prop' when you host the next family get-together.
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I guarantee it
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So Fucking Banned
Join Date: Nov 2003
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"Does this cock ring make me look big?"
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Moo Moo Cow
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Washington State
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"This weeks episode of Lost left everyone guessing"
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It's coming look busy
Join Date: Mar 2001
Location: "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn".
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I dont remember this on the brochure.
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MOBILE PORN: IMOBILEPORN
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"look at my small weewee!!"
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So Fucking Banned
Join Date: Mar 2006
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Is it true that all that stretching helps you get on the 'YOU MUST BE **THIS** TALL' rides at the fairgrounds?
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It's coming look busy
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You know, I think I actually should of shaved my legs as well.
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"No doggy.. BAD DOGGY!!! Wrong Bone !"
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99 bottles of beer on the wall
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Moo Moo Cow
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Location: Washington State
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"Always trying to out-do his neighbor's pranks, John hoped the old 'can you go next door and get my ladder out of the garage prank' would one up him."
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So Fucking Gay
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It's coming look busy
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Gay scarecrows popping up all over the mid west, is America ready... Mext on Fox News.
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**LOOKING FOR TRADES**
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Southern California
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saying to himself...
"welcome to hell... population, me"
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#39 |
It's coming look busy
Join Date: Mar 2001
Location: "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn".
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Ya know I never noticed my belly button was so far from my dick before.
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♦ Web Developer ♦
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"I got pwned!"
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It's coming look busy
Join Date: Mar 2001
Location: "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn".
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Price of rack: Zero dollars.
Price of clothes pins: thirty two cents. Price of bondage equipment: sixty dollars. Having your tiny shaved cock shown all over the internet and only keeping your dignity intact due to a mask: Priceless.
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working on my tan
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"Thank-you for calling fleshlight customer service ... I can't take your call right now ....................... "
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So Fucking Banned
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: can you find me?
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hey ma, can you get the keys for this thing. i cant stand on my toes any longer.
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I need a beer
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My nuts itch
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A freakin' legend!
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"Jesus Christ, I wish I hadn't had that second cup of coffee."
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"I knew I should have read the fine print on the brochure"
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Porn Meister
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"At least I use it more than my BowFlex."
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So Fucking Banned
Join Date: Dec 2005
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How did I get here?
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Reach for those stars!
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"No guys, I meant we should *all* go out for Chinese. Guys? ... guys?"
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