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![]() Say you knew she was going out with her girl friends to a club, and you knew if had male dancers, strippers etc, but you then found out that they could suck their cocks, and had been told that your wife/gfriend was doing it also ??
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She'd be looking for a new place to live. She already knows that infidelity is the deal-breaker in our relationship.
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Old whores. Don't try tell me they ain't married...
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I'd murder her, cut up her body, dry the meat, and eat cheating bitch-jerky whenever I felt vengeful or peckish.
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they are just having fun, nothing wrong with that
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Heh, saw that gallery on the Hun today...
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I'd ask her for my cut.
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Imagine the male stripper explaining to his girlfriend the grey hairs on his pecker.
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If they will suck the cock of a stripper they only met 2mins ago, they will suck the cock of any guy they meet when out at the bar/club...
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Who the hell wants to go out with their friends and suck some stripper's cock? Women are strange.
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Kick the whore to the curb,only dick she should be sucking is mine
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Lets put the shoe on the other foot! Your husbands at the strip club and buries his face the strippers pussy! What would you do! Me I would laugh my ass off that he got his ass stomped by the bouncer!
Male strippers get a blowjob and female strippers cry rape.(DUKE U) WTF |
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She would be no longer with me.
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it's prolly okay . . he's wearing gloves!!
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id let her, just as long as she leaves me alone for a few hours
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Double standard? How many of you men have been to strip clubs and had lap dances with the dancers where you did a little more than what local statutes allowed?
A friend of mine is the biggest hypocrite known to man! He'll go to a strip club and spend $1000 on dances with several girls in the "VIP" room. But if his girl just hangs out one night with one of her guy friends he flips the fuck out! WTF!?!? If I saw my girl in one of those pictures then it would bother the hell out of me but I wouldn't dump her. In my opinion she didn't cheat on me because there were no feelings involved and she was probably caught up in the moment. We're all guilty of that. So.....with that said....where do I apply for that guy's job? |
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A lot of male strippers are gay. do these gals know where that cock has been? And they're sucking on it. Maybe she'll bring something special home (cock breath?). Be sure not to kiss your wife when she comes back from a night out with the girls.
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Cool, give me the pics next time.
Fuckin fake reality content guys, snap out of it. Fucken chrsit you folks are dumb.
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I'd never do that. Male strippers turn me off completely. ~shudders~
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vote for Ramos.
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![]() "What Would You Do If You Found Out Your Wife/Girlfriend Was Out Doing This ?" " But really, is that an honest question? The fuck, ya wanna get real, have a husband break into one of those events and start blasting. Thats about 5 out of 10 would do. Blood on the floor sell's good. Ask CNN.
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i'd fucking kill her OJ style....
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Take a look at your own actions before you judge others.
Come on guys be honest, what guy here who is married or attached in a monogamous relationship here has ever gone to a strip club and got a blowjob or handjob in the viproom? And what man here in a committed marriage/relationship has fun with hookers/escorts on the side? If you dont want your wife/gf to do things like this you have to be sure YOU dont do these things either. no double standards. I still think men are more likely to cheat with strippers. When women go its more for fun and to LAUGH at the male strippers. But when men go their transfixed on the female strippers and cant wait to get some more from her on the side! Clearly those pics are fake but I still think men are likely to go wild like that then girls are! |
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looks more like a chuck e cheese than a bar
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Also as I mentioned no double standards!
If you don't want your wifes doing this you shouldnt be getting vip lap dances and sucking on strippers titties and etc... A lot of guys have double standards, they dont want their wives to even LOOK at male dancers but they THEMSELVES fuck whores, escorts, like to get grinding lap dances, try and get with the strippers etc... |
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I know some girls in Windsor, Ontario who go to the local male strip club there. They never admitted any dick sucking, but they say if you pay the dancers a bit of cash they'll stir your drink with their cock.
Not sure how the hell they get away with that. They have all these health and safety rules for serving food, etc., but I guess a dirty penis is OK to stick in someone's drink? Ugh. Although I suppose I have seen a contest at a regular strip bar where they got the guys to lick the stripper pole to get free dances, which I guess would be at least as unsanitary as a penis-flavoured rum and coke. |
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i believe its alittle different then stiring their drink with the penis then giving it to them without them knowing it.. you really think they will pay for it, then sue?
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Well, actually as a guy, I am pretty ashamed of this double standard. If you allow yourself to 'cheat' or to 'sway', at least have the respect to allow your partner to be do likewise. If you know your manhood would be wounded then don't cheat because your gal is still human and would still have the same feelings and urges, the only real difference is that you have a dick and she has a hahahaha.
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