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Old 05-21-2002, 09:34 AM   #1
FabianC
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A recent 'priceless' email

I recently received this in an email .. if it's true, funny as hell..

________________________


Priceless Wedding

For anyone who feels they've been invited to too many
weddings lately have a laugh. This is actually true.
It was in a local newspaper in South Carolina and even
Jay Leno mentioned it on the Tonight Show. This is a
true story about a recent wedding that took place at
Clemson University. It was a huge wedding with about
300 guests.

After the wedding, at the reception, the groom got up
on stage at the microphone to talk to the crowd. He
said that he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many
from long distances, to support them at their wedding.
He especially wanted to thank the bride's and groom's
families for coming and to thank his new father-in-law
for providing such a fabulous reception.

To thank everyone for coming, bringing gifts and
everything, he said he wanted to give everyone a
special gift just from him. So taped to the bottom of
everyone's chair, including the wedding party, was a
manila envelope. He said that this was his gift and
told everyone to open their envelopes. Inside each
envelope was an 8x10 photo of his best man having
sex...with the bride. He had gotten suspicious of the
two of them and hired a private detective to trail them
weeks prior to the wedding. After he stood there and
watched the people's reactions for a couple of minutes,
he turned to the best man and said, "F*CK you!" He
turned to his bride and said, "F*CK you!". Then he
turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said, "I'm out of
here!"

He had the marriage annulled the first thing that
Monday morning. While most of us would have broken off
the engagement immediately after finding out about the
affair, this guy goes through with it anyway, as if
nothing was wrong.

His revenge:
1) Making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for 300
guests for a wedding and reception.
2) Letting everyone know exactly what did happen. And,
best of all...
3) Trashing the bride's and best man's reputations in
front of all of their friends and their entire
families. This guy has balls the size of church bells.

Do you think we might see one of those MasterCard
"Priceless" commercials out of this? Huh?

Elegant wedding for 300 family and guests -- $32,000

Photographers for the wedding -- $3,000

Deluxe Honeymoon accommodations in Maui for 2 weeks-
$8,500

The look on everyone's faces after seeing a photo of
the Bride and Best Man having sex-Priceless!
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Old 05-21-2002, 09:37 AM   #2
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old story.... been around for a long time now.
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Old 05-21-2002, 09:39 AM   #3
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and fake.

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Old 05-21-2002, 09:40 AM   #4
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oh ..
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Old 05-21-2002, 09:42 AM   #5
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bahhha I never saw it... That's a good one...I need a good life story like that... Maybe I can be a bestman one day
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