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Old 05-19-2006, 06:08 PM   #1
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My wife wants to buy me a FleshLight...
I can take this two ways...my hypersexual ass just wants it too much and she feels this is the best alternative or I just suck in bed....discuss
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Old 05-19-2006, 06:08 PM   #2
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I think she's trying to tell you something
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Old 05-19-2006, 06:09 PM   #3
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You better hurry! I have a feeling the only place you'll be able to get them soon will be in a second hand thrift store.
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Old 05-19-2006, 06:10 PM   #4
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Old 05-19-2006, 06:12 PM   #5
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Just go over to IVD/ECN Florida. I'm sure you can get one (or two) at cost
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Old 05-19-2006, 06:12 PM   #6
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www.thatsfuckinhot.com click on toys, and enjoy the Vanilla Deville video of her playing with it... Now thats fuckin hot!!
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Old 05-19-2006, 06:13 PM   #7
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I can take this two ways...my hypersexual ass just wants it too much and she feels this is the best alternative or I just suck in bed....discuss
Suuuuuuuuure, blame it on the wife ;)
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Old 05-19-2006, 06:14 PM   #8
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It should be clear. She's banging the pool boy, and doesn't really want to have sex regularly with you anymore.
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Old 05-19-2006, 06:15 PM   #9
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It should be clear. She's banging the pool boy, and doesn't really want to have sex regularly with you anymore.
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Old 05-19-2006, 06:16 PM   #10
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good wife!
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Old 05-19-2006, 06:17 PM   #11
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It should be clear. She's banging the pool boy, and doesn't really want to have sex regularly with you anymore.
OMG!
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Old 05-19-2006, 06:19 PM   #12
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It should be clear. She's banging the pool boy, and doesn't really want to have sex regularly with you anymore.
Thats something you should consider.


Unless you don't have a pool, in that case don't worry about it.
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Old 05-19-2006, 06:25 PM   #13
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shit, we do have a pool....
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Old 05-19-2006, 06:25 PM   #14
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Old 05-19-2006, 06:26 PM   #15
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You killin me here Bill
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Old 05-19-2006, 06:26 PM   #16
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holy mother of god....j/k, I think she hates my everyday drive....she said she wants to lube it up and use it on my. I jam her toys into her so I guess she feels this is a good payback.
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Old 05-19-2006, 06:26 PM   #17
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You killin me here Bill

shit man, you know my wife, is it you
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Old 05-19-2006, 06:27 PM   #18
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telol her to just bring a gf home now and then instead
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Old 05-19-2006, 06:28 PM   #19
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Old 05-19-2006, 06:28 PM   #20
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telol her to just bring a gf home now and then instead
I agree, she not ready to go down on another chick...my next conquest
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Old 05-19-2006, 06:29 PM   #21
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shit man, you know my wife, is it you

only if my penis is 45 miles long
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Old 05-19-2006, 06:30 PM   #22
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only if my penis is 45 miles long

dude, I am never home during the day and you are and you know where I live....wtf man,
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Old 05-19-2006, 06:31 PM   #23
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Buy Your FleshLight Here!

Am an affilate for our stuff
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Old 05-19-2006, 06:49 PM   #24
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dude, I am never home during the day and you are and you know where I live....wtf man,

did she mention my name?
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Old 05-19-2006, 06:51 PM   #25
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good times.... let her jack you off with it : )
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Old 05-19-2006, 06:53 PM   #26
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Old 05-19-2006, 07:32 PM   #27
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did she mention my name?

shit, she did....
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Old 05-19-2006, 07:33 PM   #28
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good times.... let her jack you off with it : )

I think that is her plan, I use her stuff on her....she saw this thing and wants to...
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Old 05-19-2006, 09:15 PM   #29
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It should be clear. She's banging the pool boy, and doesn't really want to have sex regularly with you anymore.
lol.. really could be one of the reasons.. lol
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Old 05-19-2006, 09:27 PM   #30
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