labret - why do you need to post a dozen times in every Canadian thread?
You mention its "sad" Canada needs to mention any accomplishment we make.
I find it sad you need to voice your opinion about Canadians in every second post you make.

Don't fret man, he's just ribbing you. [Labrat] is actually a closet Canadian lover. I hear he especially loves the left wing programming on the government funded CBC.

Put me on ignore whiner.

Fer Chrissake, isn't the reason obvious? If there's a Canadian centerfold (or, "centrefold" as they would spell it up there), then it sells better in Canada than usual, thus boosting sales. This is not rocket science.

LABRETS Ya Cack Smoker I agree...I have been to Canada 8 times and Have seen my Fair share of PALE ugly women..It's as bad as England..
BUT when an English girl is hot SHES SMOKIN.. I love English girls..

The Siamese twins would have done 15 percent..

nah, your more funny then annoying most of the time.

Yeah then why come here for your kidney transplants.. I heard horror stories about people waiting for operations..It's fucked up on both sides..I would rather PAY and have it done right away.

I tell you what though We now have Salt and Vinnegar chips and I love those..I remember eating some diff kinds of candy bars.. Canada is a trip. But I won't go there to get laid.. Just to see some fellow Canadians.. I'll tie Labret up and Bring him.. He needs fresh air..

I would Love to scare the shit out of Hungryman while he was posting GFY letters on 14 sep computers.. 14 diff user names.. :)

Well you Canadians love me your 56 percent of my affiliates..Thanks man Now go find me a Canadian MafiaGirl..

Showbiz types from Canada are just smart. It's not that they run and turn their back on Canada.... they just recognize where the big market is. All the USA has to offer is sheer size of population, which means we Canadians can take in your money on a grander scale.

Ever hear Michael J Fox talk about how proud he is of his Canadian Heritage? Most famous Canadians are, and here are some basic reasons why....

So, what do Canadians have to be proud of?

1. Smarties

2. Crispy Crunch & Coffee Crisp

3. The size of our footballs fields and one less Down

4. Baseball is Canadian

5. Lacrosse is Canadian

6. Hockey is Canadian

7. Basketball is Canadian

8. Apple pie is Canadian

9. Mr. Dress-up kicks Mr. Rogers ass

10. Tim Hortons kicks Dunkin' Donuts ass

11. In the war of 1812, started by America, Canadians pushed Americans
back...past their 'White House'. Then we burned it...
and most of Washington, under the command of William Lyon McKenzie who was
insane and hammered all the time.We got bored because they ran
away, so we came home and partied ... Go figure.!!!!!!!!!!!

12. Canada has the largest French population that never surrendered to
Germany.

13. We have the largest English population that never ever surrendered or
withdrew during any war to anyone, anywhere.

14. Our civil war was a bar fight that lasted a little over an hour.

15. The only person who was arrested in our civil war was an American
mercenary, who slept in and missed the whole thing...but showed up
just in time to get caught.

16. We knew plaid was cool far before Seattle caught on.

17. The Hudsons Bay Company once owned over 10% of the earth's surface and
is still around as the worlds oldest company

18. The average dog sled team can kill and devour a full grown human in
under 3 minutes.

19. We still know what to do with all the parts of a buffalo.

20. We don't marry our kin-folk.

21. We invented ski-doos, jet-skis, velcro, zippers, insulin, penicillin,
zambonis, the telephone and short wave radios that save countless lives each
year

22. We ALL have frozen our tongues to something metal and lived to tell
about it.

BUT MOST IMPORTANT!

23. ....the handles on our beer cases are big enough to fit your hands
... even with mitts on.

OOOOoohhhhh Canada!!

(Oooops... Oh yeah, and our elections only take one day.)

haha, you should sell that list to molson, I'm sure they could make a t-shirt out of it... hehe

cheers eh?

That must be why we cut trees to supply the USA... to protec our environment

FUCK BRO !!!!

Are you trying to get me banned ???? :eek2

keep that shit hushed !! :321GFY

I already cleared this up mang ... I told some chick that she had really nice "ABS" ... but her drunken boyfriend heard something different ! :(

Don't tell the OSHAWA crowd that ...

I reckon they'd be mighty pissed to find out they have been doing NOTHING for so many years :1orglaugh

8 GM plants in Oshawa
Ford In Oakville
Daylmer-Chrysler in Bramledesh
Honda in Alliston

Hmmmm ... we don't make cars :thumbsup

i find these threads pretty damn hilarious, but kind of repetitive. lots of good button-pushing...

yes, i'm Canadian :)