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Old 05-11-2006, 04:51 PM   #51
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if you are surprised at the embassy in iraq being the biggest in the world then you truly have no idea what an embassy's primary function is.
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Old 05-11-2006, 05:21 PM   #52
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The Bush administration is building a half billion dollar embassy in downtown Baghdad on the banks of the Tigris. The "compound" will encompass over 104 acres of land and employ over eight thousand people when complete...
That embassy construction has been underway for a couple of years now and most likely the next embassy to get blown off the face of the earth for obvious reasons.

Any country who thinks they need an embassy covering 104 acres clearly has a problem - tho it's not unusual for US embassies to be "compounds" rather than simply an embassy.

Ever compared US embassies to those of other countries? They are more like fortresses - that says it all. There is a serious problem with "relationships" - mainly because there are no "relationships".
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if you are surprised at the embassy in iraq being the biggest in the world then you truly have no idea what an embassy's primary function is.

I agree... To host the CIA secret operations, it does take a lot of space.
To store the equipment to create turmoil in the region is also space hungry...

And to torture people, you need more than a 10 x 10 room ....

What is the surprise ?? The Americans invaded a country while the whole world was watching .... ( literally ) ...

Do you think they are not building permanent military bases ... I presume you need links also ..

Meanwhile, all YOUR calls are logged and analyzed... Back to the USSR ....

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But another Republican, Sen. Lindsey Graham of South Carolina, told Fox News Channel: ?The idea of collecting millions or thousands of phone numbers, how does that fit into following the enemy??

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?It?s the largest database ever assembled in the world,? the paper quoted one source as saying. The agency?s goal is ?to create a database of every call ever made? within U.S. borders, it said the source added.

The NSA has ?access to records of billions of domestic calls,? USA Today said. Although customers? names and addresses are not being handed over, ?the phone numbers the NSA collects can easily be cross-checked with other databases to obtain that information,? it said.

Senator: ?Where does it stop?
Sen. Patrick Leahy of Vermont, the ranking Democrat on the Senate Judiciary Committee, sounded incredulous about the report and railed against what he called a lack of congressional oversight. He argued that the media was doing the job of Congress.

?Are you telling me that tens of millions of Americans are involved with al-Qaida?? Leahy asked. ?These are tens of millions of Americans who are not suspected of anything. ... Where does it stop??
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Old 05-11-2006, 06:34 PM   #54
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Thanks for the intelligent post, Webby!...didn't quite understand why everyone went off on a rant about seeing the fucking great wall from space...who gives a fuck..that wasn't the point! So everyone can eat my shorts...
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Old 05-11-2006, 08:32 PM   #55
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I agree... To host the CIA secret operations, it does take a lot of space.
To store the equipment to create turmoil in the region is also space hungry...

And to torture people, you need more than a 10 x 10 room ....

What is the surprise ?? The Americans invaded a country while the whole world was watching .... ( literally ) ...

Do you think they are not building permanent military bases ... I presume you need links also ..

Meanwhile, all YOUR calls are logged and analyzed... Back to the USSR ....

Freedom my ass ....
listen you fucking retard.... i was not challenging anyones ideas. much less supporting bush or the US. my intent was a simple comment on the fact that embassies serve a purpose. its not to process visa applications. primarily, they exist for espionage and spy operations and support of those operations in that country and the region. diplomatic missions are the least of what they do. it shouldn't be surprising that when the US has the chance to plant the biggest piece of soveriegn US soil somewhere in a fucked up region, they do it.


it must fucking suck for you to be canadian, living in constant fear that your country is going to melt someday and dribble into north dakota

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Old 05-11-2006, 09:06 PM   #56
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listen you fucking retard.... i was not challenging anyones ideas. much less supporting bush or the US. my intent was a simple comment on the fact that embassies serve a purpose. its not to process visa applications. primarily, they exist for espionage and spy operations and support of those operations in that country and the region. diplomatic missions are the least of what they do. it shouldn't be surprising that when the US has the chance to plant the biggest piece of soveriegn US soil somewhere in a fucked up region, they do it.


it must fucking suck for you to be canadian, living in constant fear that your country is going to melt someday and dribble into north dakota

Fucktard ???? LOL ... you just say the same as I did, except you butter it up with morals and valor ... still smells like shit because it is shit.


BTW, in Canada, we do not live in fear ... I think you need to catch up on your local news ....
Harper never says " fear ", "terror" , " spying ", "nukular " and so on...

We haven't threaten lately any countries , and have not invaded nobody ....

LOL ... you guys are so fucking fucked...
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Fucktard ???? LOL ... you just say the same as I did, except you butter it up with morals and valor ... still smells like shit because it is shit.
morals and valor? what the fuck are you talking about you dumb fucking lunatic? i simply pointed out that the primary function of most countries embassies are to support espionage operations in that country and the region. what does that have to do with morality or valor? it shouldn't surprise anyone that a country and governmet is doing what it believes to be in its own long term strategic interests.

you are so hung up on pointing out how fucked up everyone else is that you can't even see that you are nothing more than the other side of the same coin.



if you really and truly thought your life was so great and wonderful, you would be busy enjoying it and you would not devote most of your time to attacking others.

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Old 05-11-2006, 09:36 PM   #58
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That embassy is ridiculous.
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That embassy is ridiculous.
Stop attacking ( hating ) AmeriKa ....
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Stop hating (attacking) the world ...
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The USA is certainly not going to be leaving IRAQ umm EVER! They will stay there with a big enough presence to make sure they can build a nice democratic (hopefully) balanced country.

They certainly didn't just blow half a trillian on that war to hand it over to the Iraq's and hope they don't go into cival war and another hardline dictator takes his place.
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Old 05-12-2006, 09:19 AM   #63
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Thats not an embassy project, its Bush's palace being built for when he's run out of the USA.
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The USA is certainly not going to be leaving IRAQ umm EVER! They will stay there with a big enough presence to make sure they can build a nice democratic (hopefully) balanced country.

They certainly didn't just blow half a trillian on that war to hand it over to the Iraq's and hope they don't go into cival war and another hardline dictator takes his place.
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Thanks for the intelligent post, Webby!...didn't quite understand why everyone went off on a rant about seeing the fucking great wall from space...who gives a fuck..that wasn't the point! So everyone can eat my shorts...
It's just "GYF"! GFY gets it's panties in a twist sometimes
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The USA is certainly not going to be leaving IRAQ umm EVER! They will stay there with a big enough presence to make sure they can build a nice democratic (hopefully) balanced country.

They certainly didn't just blow half a trillian on that war to hand it over to the Iraq's and hope they don't go into cival war and another hardline dictator takes his place.
Serious Matt - it that is either the intention or ends up thru other circumstances, - it's going to cause serious shit all round, - both to Iraq and the US.

The funding spent on the "war" so far will look like peanuts in relation to what will be actually spent on the end. The final result? Total disaster.
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Serious Matt - it that is either the intention or ends up thru other circumstances, - it's going to cause serious shit all round, - both to Iraq and the US.

The funding spent on the "war" so far will look like peanuts in relation to what will be actually spent on the end. The final result? Total disaster.
When the US inserts troops, historically they usually do not withdraw all troops. The US is building a permanent military base/bases as well as the embassy.
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Serious Matt - it that is either the intention or ends up thru other circumstances, - it's going to cause serious shit all round, - both to Iraq and the US.

The funding spent on the "war" so far will look like peanuts in relation to what will be actually spent on the end. The final result? Total disaster.
True true. Personally i'm more worried about Iran. If you read up on the hard line leader of IRAN he is a total nutjob who thinks he is on some special mission from mohammad to bring about some Shite prophecy. Basicly he is the type of person if he had a Nuke he might just nuke Isaral with it. Seriously! Watch the Middle east turn into a absolute nightmare over the coming 2 years. Israel (with US help) will bomb Iran's nuke program and it will cause a shit storm like we have never seen before.

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so why not just save some $$ and convert one of Sadam's old palaces??
Or just wants to spend some good old US greenbacks??
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so why not just save some $$ and convert one of Sadam's old palaces??
Or just wants to spend some good old US greenbacks??

Kuwaitis are working on that building...

It is called " payback "

Also, most of Saddam palaces were used by troops as camps ... between them and looters, there is not much left ... Same with the marvellous Suspended Gardens: most of it destroyed...
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i wonder how many more people are going to get killed in iraq its fucking sad
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You are all mistaken. It is not an embassy, it is a future wal mart.
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Thanks for the intelligent post, Webby!...didn't quite understand why everyone went off on a rant about seeing the fucking great wall from space...who gives a fuck..that wasn't the point! So everyone can eat my shorts...
Of course it wasn't the point, but you just looked like an idiot on several posts, again.. and it's getting on my nerves. So if you're wrong, and make stupid posts.. I can eat your shorts? That's logical.
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those are satellite images. the old wives tale is that you can see the great wall from space, with the naked eye. its not true.

satellites dont count because they can zoom in and see a hell of a lot of things from space.
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