Me getting a free "professional" massage next Friday -- what should I tell her to do?

[TheFLY]

I was in my favorite bar and these two cuties are talking about all their massage friends -- yadda yadda -- she's talking about energy flowing and all this crap -- so I throw in a question about "body readings" -- 10 seconds later I got an appointment for a free massage :p -- anyone got suggestions? I'm going to enjoy this regardless... :p

[Cheshire]

Ask for the release technique and then pull out your johnson.

[TheFLY]

Originally posted by Cheshire
Ask for the release technique and then pull out your johnson.

RELEASE... is that an acronym?

[TheFLY]

I think I should buy my models "pro" massages before I shoot them... Nothing worse than a tense model...

[Sly_RJ]

Tell them Sly sent you, you'll be treated well my friend...

[mrthumbs]

Free massages... those where the days..

Perhaps i SHOULD become a boneprone...

[Houdini]

"How much for happy ending?" Since it's free....well, you get the picture.

[baddog]

aim high, shoot low

[RedShoe]

Seriously, don't mention sex. Just tell her you want "everything". If she's done message long enough, she'll know exactly what you mean.

If you get a stiffy while she's going at it, and she asks you if you want her to finish, say "please do" and just lie there like this happens all the time.

Go in and tell her you want it all, you want the full "rub-n-tug"

[Mikey]

I had an old school chinese massage where they use this contraption to create a vacuum over sore parts of your body and suck out the extra air there. The thing looked like a penis enlarger and left these blue/black marks over the areas that make it look like I got hit with a baseball bat.

But it was helpful.

[Pipecrew]

Tell her you have an extra 20 and want the rub and tug

[bawdy]

ask for 'hand relief'... thats what u want

[UnseenWorld]

Originally posted by bawdy
ask for 'hand relief'... thats what u want

I've heard it called "the hand finish."

[Sugarpuss]

Originally posted by Mikey
I had an old school chinese massage where they use this contraption to create a vacuum over sore parts of your body and suck out the extra air there. The thing looked like a penis enlarger and left these blue/black marks over the areas that make it look like I got hit with a baseball bat.

But it was helpful.

A cup massage

[jimmy3way]

Tell her you want the 'blow job technique' and see what happens.

[beemk]

just pull out your cock, look down at it and say "it's not going to suck itself"

[TopTGP]

haha beemk

[snarfs]

Hahah

ah seriously though I've been told to ask for "full service"....


Snarfs

[TheFLY]

Originally posted by RedShoe
Seriously, don't mention sex. Just tell her you want "everything". If she's done message long enough, she'll know exactly what you mean.

Ok thanks guys for all the suggestions...

Maybe I should just go in without underwear and a cock ring eheh...

[hyper]

yes, then she will show you her cockring

[bhutocracy]

Originally posted by UnseenWorld


I've heard it called "the hand finish."

its called "manual relief".. or alternatively "oral relief"

[bhutocracy]

and don't you dare ask this poor girl for anything close to a sexual act.. she sounds like a professional masseuse.. not a rub'n'tug pro.

my partner is a masseuse.. and i'll tell you right now.. it is to every girls fear and disgust that a client may ask for it.. just have a nice relaxing massage.. if you want a handjob, pay for it.

[Hypo]

If you were in Thailand you would have asked for the full body massage where she would have massaged your naked body with hers, with nothing but a slippery layer of bubbly soap in between. Then there would be sex, which is taken for granted.

[bhutocracy]

trust me if they're talking energy flow they're a pair of remedial massage students or something... don't make a fool of yourself unless she asks to massage your cock

[bhutocracy]

Originally posted by Hypo
If you were in Thailand you would have asked for the full body massage where she would have massaged your naked body with hers, with nothing but a slippery layer of bubbly soap in between. Then there would be sex, which is taken for granted.

you can get those here.. called a "body slide"

[bhutocracy]

are "erotic" massage parlours legal in the states?

[boneprone]

Two words:

"Happy Ending"

[jojojo]

You don't have to wear underwear. Most good masseuses would prefer to have you take them off if you wear them anyways.

If they are any good you won't even care about a bj or handjob.

Just chill out and enjoy it - you obviously have never had a massage before and your body will be dying for it :^)

I have massages all the time from the luxury hotel where I live.

Every man should discover what they are missing at the spas :^)

BTW - Don't wear any clothes that are too expensive because you will get oil all over them - and if they ask you if you want scented or unscented oil - ask for unscented because the scented stuff really gets into your skin and smells all day.

You'll want to shower too when you get home :^)

BTW - you should all get a god damn pedicure too - I'm sure that 90% of the men on this board have dry cracked assed feet. Like I said you don't know what you are all missing.

There are probably a few of you guys that go to the spa all the time that know what I'm talking about

[lawpal]

Just ask her to swallow.

[LoveAsianChicks]

Originally posted by bhutocracy
and don't you dare ask this poor girl for anything close to a sexual act.. she sounds like a professional masseuse.. not a rub'n'tug pro.

my partner is a masseuse.. and i'll tell you right now.. it is to every girls fear and disgust that a client may ask for it.. just have a nice relaxing massage.. if you want a handjob, pay for it.

A guy doesn't go to a masseuse cause his neck is sore. He wants the damn handjob.

[bhutocracy]

Originally posted by LoveAsianChicks


A guy doesn't go to a masseuse cause his neck is sore. He wants the damn handjob.

heheheheh.. yeah.. but you can't beat a good neck massage