btw to all i wish i could do something to help but i have certain access restrictions and what not

but Jim holler at Todd


-Word up

yeah, its funny that over a week ago they said "we're really backed up we will get to your request" yet its still not taken care of and their employees are at conventions. this was a major fuckup on their end that i wanted fixed more than a request i wanted.

Jim The Fiend Finally gets fucked. Welcome to the fold, your virginity is finally lost, but you really do not know shit yet.

So how much have ya lost cash wise?

5 Cents?

http://i1.trekearth.com/photos/20233/lama.jpg

Here, Stevie is my backup- page 2 Drama Lama

nope. seriously. :error

Well thats a whole other thread right there. :eek7

BTW Gomer, when I wanna hear you chirp I'll rattle your cage.

sounds solid :)

Don't bother. I do not work with retards.:thumbsup

hey juicy a buddy of mine has been waiting to hear from ramos for over a month now on a fleshlight issue if you could contact him and see if you could help him out it'd be greatly appreciated by both of us....

his icq is #198-138-112

Well from what I hear you barely work at all. At any rate this isn't about all that.



Have you ever even SOLD a Fleshlight? Didn't think so.

I think I'll just put you on ignore, I won't miss anything.

yup, I find that easiest

every time the name alienq pops up I think of the film the wedding singer where the kids run out shouting 'cuckoos nest! cuckoos nest!'

Well if you were a smart man ya would have known month's ago when I encouraged no involvement on the pop rise of just another company.

Watch the show boats next time noob and get connected with real industry.

I get paid for doing nothing and it's the best money I have ever made.:1orglaugh

Anyone that would get banned over Headless has issues.

Anyway lets talk about ratios. Just had a chat with someone on ICQ about this.


For the first 72 hours or so I was pulling 1:35 or so off of very specifically targetted traffic. I wasnt sending much, just sorta testing it out. So ok, I turn it up. Makes sense right?

Wrong.


0:8000 or so after a week.



Things that make ya go hmm.



I'd show you the caps, but GUESS WHAT?
Yep, no stats.

I am sure your clients will be glad to hear that. :disgust :Oh crap

I assumed he was referring to mental disability checks.

my thoguhts exactly....


god dammit alien, even with that big head of yours, you never seem to think before posting....

What I do is not work to me...

Its natural.

Now duck back into your little hut and chill out.
Fucken christ, what have I done to you BadDog?

Ya been casing me lately ya wanna start some shit?

Welllllllllll here it is:


He's still making the dumbass mistake of assuming that people are still buying into his whole "I'm a player" nonsense.


He'll figure out that we AREN'T eventually and go away.


:2 cents:

Just making observations. You said it, not me.

I would be very careful with any followup comments too.

And you have said some shit lately yerself in your "Observations".

Guess its time to make "Observations" of my own...

Or should I say re-evaluation?

Guess you are an old spun out biker perv that does not belong here...


So long old retard...

Remember this?

http://www.ialien.com/bdalien.jpg

Fuck you pig.

alienq was a crack baby

Dont make me get a third fuckin Llama...jesus

PS: I will give Fleshlight some props in Order fulfillment.

Folks that resell this product have gottin few complaints if any about a product not arriving. Its a good product that deliver's.

A little chaffed on the webmaster back end but I am sure they will get it in order eventually.

nice try to start drama in a drama thread to take attention from the original drama.

fleshlight affiliates are watching this one

hmmm . . . guess I can't help but start paying closer attention when I refer good friends to people and those people end up stringing them along.

The FL stats are retarded, im concidering pulling my links.

jesus fucking christ.......

have you tried smoke signals? maybe paint your message on a tranny perhaps?

ramos you alive man?

already yanked most of mine :disgust

*bump* for the fleshlight crew the hardest people to get in touch with in the industry :P

He's starting threads right now about getting hooked up with hot chicks, so he must be online.

Unless he has an evil twin no one knows about.

Ramos .. love you but priorities kid.

glad i never bothered to promote them.

noticed that too i posted in those threads but still hasn't made an apperance in this thread

Years ago they used to sell wholesale to distributors, etc. man our stores used to push them out by the truck loads.

Wish they still sold wholesale to companies.

Guess fleshlight is paying ramos to party but not respond to affiliates.

kk ill hit him up bro

Last i was aware we still were, unless i did not get the memo.
:( :(

Yes I also didn't get a response from fleshlight support in the past but then I contacted Juicy and he took care of things.
Juicy also makes silly posts but at least he tries to help you out when you have questions or problems.

Doesnt change the fact that conversions on this product have dropped alot.

Sign up with Mallcom .. They sell them..

Ramos is on MySpace right now... Might wanna check him out there seriously

fleshlight is rockin for me...I hope the update some of the stats and tools ect.

yeah thx bro , i have limited access but if someone needs something ill do my best to get you the right person or get the right person to do it for ya.

lmk if anyone needs anything, ill do my best.

siggy..... might get good soon :pimp

Nothing wrong with OsCommerce at all... I ran an affiliate program using an hacked up OsCommerce and everything worked great.

100 fleshlights