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MrIzzz · 05-09-2006, 02:57 PM

what names have you actually heard that are ridiculous for a kid?

some i like from celebrities...

Pirate
Apple
Moonbeam

nexcom28 · 05-09-2006, 02:58 PM

Dick
123

VicD · 05-09-2006, 02:59 PM

First one i can think of: adolf

MrIzzz · 05-09-2006, 03:00 PM

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Originally Posted by nexcom28

Dick
123

dick is cool

newbreed · 05-09-2006, 03:01 PM

Come Here

Rochard · 05-09-2006, 03:01 PM

I think "Scout" is dumb.

I'm imagine "Butch" would be bad too.

chase · 05-09-2006, 03:02 PM

Talula...not sure if that's spelled correctly, but damn does it suck, lol.
Mona is pretty bad, too.

ronaldo · 05-09-2006, 03:02 PM

Any names I associate with older people, probably because they're generational such as Eunice, Gertrude, Archie, Ernie etc. etc.

BloodFart · 05-09-2006, 03:03 PM

well this is easy, walk down the street, ask the first 100 black people you see their name, you'll have a list of 50 idiotic names right there.

shaquille? shequan? loquitia? lebron? sholanda? it goes on and on

MrIzzz · 05-09-2006, 03:05 PM

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Originally Posted by newbreed

Come Here

theres someone named "come here"???? omggggggggg

MrIzzz · 05-09-2006, 03:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Rochard

I think "Scout" is dumb.

I'm imagine "Butch" would be bad too.

who was it that named their kid scout again? i remember hearing it and laughing like crazy

Sosa · 05-09-2006, 03:08 PM

Lyric (sp?) is what that ashley parker angel dude named his son.

Honez · 05-09-2006, 03:10 PM

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Originally Posted by MrIzzz

who was it that named their kid scout again? i remember hearing it and laughing like crazy

Demi Moore I believe.

Thurbs · 05-09-2006, 03:11 PM

shiloh would suck imo

newbreed · 05-09-2006, 03:11 PM

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Originally Posted by MrIzzz

theres someone named "come here"???? omggggggggg

Well, on and off as a kid this was my name, usually when we were out in public. Mom was always shouting, "Come Here!"

aimeesweet · 05-09-2006, 03:12 PM

My two favorites: Moxie Crimefighter and Pilot Inspektor

I mean what the hell were their parents thinking?

ContentSHOOTER · 05-09-2006, 03:14 PM

Didn't Frank Zappa name his child "Moon Unit 2" or some shit like that...

xNetworx · 05-09-2006, 03:16 PM

Chauncy

HollywoodChris · 05-09-2006, 03:20 PM

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Originally Posted by pimpporn

Chauncy

lol, no doubt

Nismo · 05-09-2006, 03:21 PM

Gaylord Focker.

adamthick · 05-09-2006, 04:06 PM

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Originally Posted by aimeesweet

My two favorites: Moxie Crimefighter and Pilot Inspektor

I mean what the hell were their parents thinking?

Nothing beats Pilot Inspektor. Jason Lee must want his kid to get beat up alot.

The Duck · 05-09-2006, 04:07 PM

Penis muncher

seeric · 05-09-2006, 04:08 PM

oatmeal

but its a great name for a snowman

CyberHustler · 05-09-2006, 04:11 PM

Dexter.......

majorbitch · 05-09-2006, 04:13 PM

Kal-El.

Seriously. WTF.

Spunky · 05-09-2006, 04:13 PM

Haywood Jablowme

BAKO · 05-09-2006, 04:13 PM

Mustafa

Manowar · 05-09-2006, 04:13 PM

the thing!

sonofsam · 05-09-2006, 04:15 PM

naming a boy kelly

Fresh · 05-09-2006, 04:15 PM

i think ebert is a terrible name

Spunky · 05-09-2006, 04:18 PM

Engelbert

Gina · 05-09-2006, 04:23 PM

Shannyn Sossamon named her son Audio Science.

When my sister was pregnant with her first she wanted the name Rainbow for a girl and Ryder Storm for a boy. Luckily she snapped out of it and named my niece after our grandmother instead.

There are so many ways to fuck up your children...

CybermedAndy · 05-09-2006, 04:26 PM

Naming a boy Sue

sweetME · 05-09-2006, 04:27 PM

Dick for boys and Apple for girls

Edman18 · 05-09-2006, 04:51 PM

GAYLORD

surfer on acid · 05-09-2006, 04:59 PM

I knew a set of brothers in high school that were named I-Perfection and Supreme. And that's seriously how they spelled it.

rants · 05-09-2006, 05:29 PM

My name is the most fucked up, but I'm not going to post it on a msg board cause theres only few people in the world with my name and i don't want someone to google it and come here!

I was teased so much in elementary school because of my name, life was torture!!!!!!! I had a miserable childhood and im sure my name had a lot to do with that! When I moved to America when I was like 12, we went through a "name book" so I could pick an american name so I wouldn't be teased anymore.

Having a bad name can really fuck you up. When I think about it around 20 YEARS later, I still remember the name of the boy who made fun of me and I'm still traumatized.

Trust me, giving your kids fucked up names you think are "special" or "unique" can lead to teasing, bullying...

Remember what happened to those Columbine kids when they were bullied? They shot up the school. Some other people can't handle it and commit suicide.

I am not saying giveing your kids a bad name will cause them to commit suicide, but if they have a lot of other problems and are constantly teased and picked sometimes it can make them feel like they can't handle it anymore..

Luckily I grew up "ok" but I am STILL traumatized to this DAY.

Ecksent · 05-09-2006, 05:47 PM

Osama. I think that would suck.....

Spunky · 05-09-2006, 05:48 PM

Herbert...I hear that's Izzy's middle name

CyberHustler · 05-09-2006, 05:49 PM

Rene' .......actually my name but alot of people associate it with females

u-Bob · 05-09-2006, 05:50 PM

Banjo (son of Rachel Griffiths and Andrew Taylor)
Crumpet (daughter of Lisa Vidal and Jay Cohen)
Audio Science (son of Shannyn Sossaman and Dallas Clayton)

u-Bob · 05-09-2006, 05:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Ecksent

Osama. I think that would suck.....

only if he wants to become a pilot

nico-t · 05-09-2006, 05:54 PM

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Originally Posted by sonofsam

naming a boy kelly

yea whe i was a kid ive known some guy named kim... wtf, are those parents asking for a gay son or what?

OG LennyT · 05-09-2006, 05:56 PM

Maddox is a ridiculous name

CyberHustler · 05-09-2006, 05:57 PM

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Originally Posted by dvd316

Maddox is a ridiculous name

that shit sounds evil

Nikki_Licks · 05-09-2006, 06:00 PM

.XXX could be the worst name for a child...LOL

Juicy D. Links · 05-09-2006, 06:04 PM

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dirk

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rants Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 654	My name is the most fucked up, but I'm not going to post it on a msg board cause theres only few people in the world with my name and i don't want someone to google it and come here! I was teased so much in elementary school because of my name, life was torture!!!!!!! I had a miserable childhood and im sure my name had a lot to do with that! When I moved to America when I was like 12, we went through a "name book" so I could pick an american name so I wouldn't be teased anymore. Having a bad name can really fuck you up. When I think about it around 20 YEARS later, I still remember the name of the boy who made fun of me and I'm still traumatized. Trust me, giving your kids fucked up names you think are "special" or "unique" can lead to teasing, bullying... Remember what happened to those Columbine kids when they were bullied? They shot up the school. Some other people can't handle it and commit suicide. I am not saying giveing your kids a bad name will cause them to commit suicide, but if they have a lot of other problems and are constantly teased and picked sometimes it can make them feel like they can't handle it anymore.. Luckily I grew up "ok" but I am STILL traumatized to this DAY. Last edited by rants; 05-09-2006 at 05:30 PM..

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