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germ 05-10-2006 02:18 AM
There is no money in gas station robbery.

Antonio 05-10-2006 02:33 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by mechanicvirus
dude i used to work at a gas station. ok do this. go up to the attendant and put up your index and pinky finger then he'll do the same and you do a twirl and then slap his other hand twice and yell "OCTANE FOR LIFE" and he'll let you rob the place.
haha, good inside info

Malicious Biz 05-10-2006 03:01 AM
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Originally Posted by SilentKnight
Start small (as a warmup) - try a lemonade stand first. If all goes well, move up to robbing overdue fines from the local library.

If you can pull those off - go for broke and try a purse-snatch from a frail baglady.
Dude are you suggesting I should rob little kids and ol ladies and shit? I'm a fucking loser but I'm not that big of a loser.

Malicious Biz 05-10-2006 03:03 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Degenerate
my uncle did once, I'll ask for you when he gets parole.
He must've taken gas station robbery advice from GFY too.

Malicious Biz 05-10-2006 03:11 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by biftek
get a police scanner and the freq of the local coppers , a get away car , burn your clothes , something to cover your scent so that the dogs can't track you
case the joint you plan to rob , find out where the cameras are , if there are any hidden if the doors have lockin activation on them , rob a joint about an hour or 2 from where you live

don't rob a bank that's no an easy task , but if you are after a high profile area , jam the cop frequency for that you will need a high powered radio and a power source , and a decent antenna , then all you need to do is just drop a carrier on the frequency the cops use and they wont be able to talk to each other unless they have other means like mobile phones

or if they use a repeater up on a mountain top , wipe out the repeater with some explosives
oh shit. Finally some info I can work with. Thanks:thumbsup :thumbsup

SilentKnight 05-10-2006 07:02 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Malicious Biz
Dude are you suggesting I should rob little kids and ol ladies and shit? I'm a fucking loser but I'm not that big of a loser.
A robber with scruples and principles. Just imagine...

sfera 05-10-2006 07:04 AM
rob a gas station lol

RogerV3 05-10-2006 07:19 AM
if you were smart you would rob a fucking dope dealer before you robbed a gas station. they carry just about as much money on them and they are less likely to go to the police. just be sure to go to a decent neighborhood before you rob the dope man. because if you go in the ghetto and rob one of those guys your bound to get shot at. use your head man...

Killswitch - BANNED FOR LIFE 05-10-2006 01:21 PM
http://www.imagster.com/out.php/i109_gasstation.jpg

Manowar 05-10-2006 01:22 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ice
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

woj 05-10-2006 01:23 PM
50..........

SetTheWorldonFire 05-10-2006 01:30 PM
I used to work at a gas station before.

All you have to do is stake out the gas station. Watch for people that stop at the pump and place their credit/debt card in. If you see them get frustrated and leave without even getting gas... go the pump where he was at. I can almost garauntee you they did everything right, but choose a grade.

:pimp

potter 05-10-2006 01:35 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by BondOfBabesDotCom

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Malicious Biz 05-10-2006 01:41 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by RogerV3
if you were smart you would rob a fucking dope dealer before you robbed a gas station. they carry just about as much money on them and they are less likely to go to the police. just be sure to go to a decent neighborhood before you rob the dope man. because if you go in the ghetto and rob one of those guys your bound to get shot at. use your head man...
I hear you on this but yo.. shit is fucking down trodden in the south. even the dope men are broke. you rob a medium size guy around here and you'll only clock like 75 bucks in food stamps, wic card and 3 joints. :(

G-Rotica 05-10-2006 01:55 PM
Rent Raising Arizona

Write down everything Nicholas Cage did.

Don't do anything on the list.

Pim(P) 05-10-2006 02:08 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by biftek
get a police scanner and the freq of the local coppers , a get away car , burn your clothes , something to cover your scent so that the dogs can't track you
case the joint you plan to rob , find out where the cameras are , if there are any hidden if the doors have lockin activation on them , rob a joint about an hour or 2 from where you live

don't rob a bank that's no an easy task , but if you are after a high profile area , jam the cop frequency for that you will need a high powered radio and a power source , and a decent antenna , then all you need to do is just drop a carrier on the frequency the cops use and they wont be able to talk to each other unless they have other means like mobile phones

or if they use a repeater up on a mountain top , wipe out the repeater with some explosives
so you have to burn your clothes before you enter the bank? :winkwink: :1orglaugh

nofx 05-10-2006 02:15 PM
this thread rules

sickkittens 05-10-2006 02:43 PM
Just missed some guy get killed trying to rob a gas station a couple weeks ago.

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE 05-14-2006 10:25 PM
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=609768

Malicious Biz 05-14-2006 10:37 PM
mods plz lock this thread.:helpme

split_joel 05-14-2006 10:41 PM
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Originally Posted by Malicious Biz
God damn right I'm am. A motherfucker gotta eat.
your pathedic, get a job at a fucking gas station or mc dondolds if ur that hungry, or stand out on the street and beg for money. reason im getting serous is cause i think u really want to do this

fl_prn_str 05-15-2006 12:18 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Young
I actually had a webpage that told people how to commit the perfect versions of crimes such as gas station robbery, walmart robbery, bank, murder etc....but didn't release it do to legal issues that i couldn't clear up.

it would have been a hit :)

Anything is possible...get enough lawyers and have disclaimers all over the site for idiots that would try to actually do it....

Professional driver, closed course, do not attempt?.are the disclaimers on the automobile ads?.pinball manufactures used to put on their machines?.for entertainment use only.

scotty2hotty1111 05-15-2006 01:42 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by split_joel
your pathedic, get a job at a fucking gas station or mc dondolds if ur that hungry, or stand out on the street and beg for money. reason im getting serous is cause i think u really want to do this
fuck you let the guy speak his mind THis shits to high and if thats what he has to do then so be it.:thumbsup

Malicious Biz 06-03-2006 06:44 PM
thanks for the tips gfy! I'm now currently clocking mad dollars!

mechanicvirus 06-03-2006 06:47 PM
robbing gas stations is small time, i rob oil refineries.

Grapesoda 06-03-2006 08:41 PM
go down to the corner and suck cock for money . . that's what you'll be anyway once yer in prison, except ya won't be getting paid . . . . why not just start today and skip the jail time?

Cyndalie 06-03-2006 09:34 PM
This thread has me laughing to tears but this

Quote:
Originally Posted by BondOfBabesDotCom
knocked me off my chair :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Agent 488 06-03-2006 09:53 PM
yet another gfy success story.

Kimo 06-04-2006 12:17 AM
awesome thread

Matiz 06-04-2006 12:23 AM
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Originally Posted by BondOfBabesDotCom
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

gooddomains 06-04-2006 01:07 AM
robbing a gas station..my god, what thas this place come to

CaptainWolfy 06-04-2006 01:20 AM
no i haven't robe any station yet~!

Malicious Biz 06-04-2006 01:26 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by split_joel
your pathedic, get a job at a fucking gas station or mc dondolds if ur that hungry, or stand out on the street and beg for money. reason im getting serous is cause i think u really want to do this
Don't be hater dawg! You just jealous you can't clock this kinda money in under a minute sucka!

http://malicious.biz/share/gas-money.jpg

so don't hate the playa hate the game!

gandalfuy 06-04-2006 03:51 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Malicious Biz
man fuck robbin a bank.. that shit is federal.
hehe, now, that was funny


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