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4Pics · 05-15-2002, 07:44 PM

What reason do you give a 13yr who wants to look at porn why they shouldn't.

My best reason is that if you look at it then the surprise and suspense is just not there when you actually have sex.

(I know the obvious that it is illegal)

Sly_RJ · 05-15-2002, 07:46 PM

If he isn't careful he'll find some scary pictures of mommy.

FlyingIguana · 05-15-2002, 07:46 PM

everytime u masterbate god kills a kitten

4Pics · 05-15-2002, 07:48 PM

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Originally posted by FlyingIguana
everytime u masterbate god kills a kitten

I think then he'd do it alot to see alot of dead kittens...

vidsweb · 05-15-2002, 07:50 PM

I looked at porn when I was 13 and I jerked it like a horny monkey.

I only looked at Playboy though, not any hardcore stuff. I think looking at Playboy gave me an appreciation of the beauty of the female body because Playboy is so tastefully done.

I had a friend who's dad actually bought his son a subscription to Playboy when his son was 13 so his son could learn about sex that way.

Face it, your kid is gonna see porn whether you let him or not, so you might as well get him looking at something tasteful like Playboy instead of seeing something like "Hardcore Anal Pounding"

Just my 2

redshift · 05-15-2002, 08:08 PM

Call em "educational videos"
this way little johnny knows what to to do when he finally get to busta nut with some honney

reddawg · 05-15-2002, 08:19 PM

Son, don't you have a girl friend to play with. Your both the same age. Besides, these are daddy's porno videos and mags. Besides that, I won't know what to buy you in 5 years if you start looking at it now!

TheGreatWillT · 05-15-2002, 08:22 PM

i agree with vidsweb, its gonna happen, so you might as well let him look at playboy instead of some of the trash on the internet.

Hot Tropical Babes · 05-15-2002, 08:24 PM

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Originally posted by FlyingIguana
everytime u masterbate god kills a kitten

If Persian Kitty hears you say that, you might be in deep doo doo

how about this: everytime u masterbate God kills a Flying Iguana
LOL *Kiss*Kiss*

Lightning · 05-15-2002, 08:58 PM

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Originally posted by vidsweb
I looked at porn when I was 13 and I jerked it like a horny monkey.

HAHAHHAHAHAHA.....Thats the funniest thing I've heard allday......I laughed so hard I got a cramp in my side....LMAO

[Labret] · 05-15-2002, 10:17 PM

It is all downhill after you jerk it the first 4 times anyhow.

Ahhh, the first time you popped one off... magical.

Babaganoosh · 05-15-2002, 10:24 PM

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Originally posted by [Labret]
It is all downhill after you jerk it the first 4 times anyhow.

Ahhh, the first time you popped one off... magical.

Magical? I was fucking terrified. I thought I broke it.

[Labret] · 05-15-2002, 10:50 PM

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Originally posted by Armed & Hammered

Magical? I was fucking terrified. I thought I broke it.

You know, you do have a point. It scared the holy living shit out of me.

Now the third or fourth time however, I knew I was onto something.

tayloryum · 05-15-2002, 10:54 PM

i would think that if you didn't let a 13 year old kid look at porn, he's going to be that much more intrigued by it and want to look at it even more than if you didn't make a big deal about it. it's hard to say what the right thing to do is, but i know that when something is "taboo", people want it that much more.

Roxxy · 05-15-2002, 11:04 PM

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Originally posted by [Labret]

You know, you do have a point. It scared the holy living shit out of me.

Now the third or fourth time however, I knew I was onto something.

ahahahahAHAHAHA!

You boys are killing me! Keep it up, oh wait I think that might be another thread. LOL I remember when my kitty met my firs bike... Ahhh... to be a kid again experiencing everything for the first time.

Love,
Roxxy

kmanrox · 05-16-2002, 02:20 AM

ummm... you tell her to call you in 6 months??

bhutocracy · 05-16-2002, 02:24 AM

why shouldn't a 13 year old see a little porn? it's just the human body for heaven's sake.. never did me any harm..

mGreg · 05-16-2002, 03:04 AM

instead of pocket money get them a paysite membership

Sex4it · 05-16-2002, 03:13 AM

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Originally posted by mGreg
instead of pocket money get them a paysite membership

Milton · 05-16-2002, 03:19 AM

yeah porn to the people!

chodadog · 05-16-2002, 03:27 AM

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Originally posted by [Labret]

You know, you do have a point. It scared the holy living shit out of me.

Now the third or fourth time however, I knew I was onto something.

I actually remember the very first time.. I must say, i was a bit surprised to say the least. I wasn't expecting it to happen quite like that. But yes.. downhill from there indeed..

mGreg · 05-16-2002, 03:33 AM

hehehe, i remember the first time.. damn it was magical

all down hill from there LOL

PersianKitty · 05-16-2002, 03:43 AM

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Originally posted by 4Pics
What reason do you give a 13yr who wants to look at porn why they shouldn't.

My best reason is that if you look at it then the surprise and suspense is just not there when you actually have sex.

(I know the obvious that it is illegal)

I've learned the more you tell a kid no.. the more curious it makes him or her. Now I don't condone offering it up to him, but from experience with my own two teenage boys (just 2 months away from being 15 and 18 aaaccckkk)... When I caught my older one about 4 years ago ordering adult PPV movies on the DSS box downstairs, after working out an arrangement for him to pay for the bill, I let him know that it's natural to be curious at his age..everyone else is too. That it's nothing to be ashamed of, but that the pictures, movies, etc..don't ever convey the feelings and the thought that should be involved.

Man.. now I sound like my mother.. I'm getting old.

eru · 05-16-2002, 04:21 AM

My first was to Naomi Cambell. Still remember the pic... !!

It's better for 13-year olds to see tasteful nudes such as Playboy rather than stuff that's online.

-eru

Slick · 05-16-2002, 05:04 AM

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Originally posted by mGreg
instead of pocket money get them a paysite membership

Yeah, that's a great idea !! Show him the importance of buying memberships to keep the industry going and tell him to teach his friends about how to download a dialer, he he he.

money4all · 05-16-2002, 05:14 AM

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Originally posted by 4Pics
What reason do you give a 13yr who wants to look at porn why they shouldn't.......

Tell this to the kid... it works :
"Don't you ever try to see porn, kid... You don't want this shamu get your little ass, do you?!"

Sugarpuss · 05-16-2002, 06:06 AM

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Originally posted by FlyingIguana
everytime u masterbate god kills a kitten

Slick · 05-16-2002, 06:10 AM

Be sure to explain to him the proper techniques for jerking it and don't forget to explain to him the "do's and don'ts" of fucking household items.

Mike Semen · 05-16-2002, 06:11 AM

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Originally posted by mGreg
hehehe, i remember the first time.. damn it was magical all down hill from there LOL

Shit! I ran round my house like a fucking lunatic lauging my head off!!! I ws like Yes! Now I can have sex!!!

Shame I had to wait another fucking four years till that actually happened...

Paul Markham · 05-16-2002, 06:30 AM

13 years old?

So a bit backward then?

4Pics · 05-16-2002, 07:45 AM

So really there is no reason then shouldn't look at it and nothing that can be said that makes a good argument as to why it isn't ok.

Then why the hell is it illegal?

Platinum Cherry · 05-16-2002, 09:43 AM

I think that if he see's some tasteful pic's then he see's them. He is going to end up seeing them anyways, and if you don't allow him he will end up getting a hold of something probably alot less tasteful. For legal reasons I would just leave one of your Playboys in the bathroom or something.

Hell just let him watch cable!!

Cher~

TopCashQ · 05-16-2002, 10:20 AM

Tell him to fast forward through the dialogue...

05-15-2002, 07:44 PM	#1
4Pics Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 7,952	What do you tell a 13yr who asks about porn... What reason do you give a 13yr who wants to look at porn why they shouldn't. My best reason is that if you look at it then the surprise and suspense is just not there when you actually have sex. (I know the obvious that it is illegal)

05-15-2002, 07:50 PM	#5
vidsweb Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Pornland Posts: 698	I looked at porn when I was 13 and I jerked it like a horny monkey. I only looked at Playboy though, not any hardcore stuff. I think looking at Playboy gave me an appreciation of the beauty of the female body because Playboy is so tastefully done. I had a friend who's dad actually bought his son a subscription to Playboy when his son was 13 so his son could learn about sex that way. Face it, your kid is gonna see porn whether you let him or not, so you might as well get him looking at something tasteful like Playboy instead of seeing something like "Hardcore Anal Pounding" Just my 2 __________________ Just give'r

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Platinum Cherry Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 177	I think that if he see's some tasteful pic's then he see's them. He is going to end up seeing them anyways, and if you don't allow him he will end up getting a hold of something probably alot less tasteful. For legal reasons I would just leave one of your Playboys in the bathroom or something. Hell just let him watch cable!! Cher~ __________________ Platinum Bucks Platinum Dialers $40.00 a signup, Earn Platinum Rewards points with each signup GO BIG GO PLATINUM OR GO HOME!!

05-15-2002, 07:46 PM	#2
Sly_RJ Live Hard - Die Hard Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Ready to leave... Posts: 17,042	If he isn't careful he'll find some scary pictures of mommy.

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FlyingIguana aspiring banker Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: toronto Posts: 10,870	everytime u masterbate god kills a kitten

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redshift Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: anus fuckin' yo mama Posts: 1,044	Call em "educational videos" this way little johnny knows what to to do when he finally get to busta nut with some honney

05-15-2002, 08:19 PM	#7
reddawg Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Paradise Posts: 1,837	Son, don't you have a girl friend to play with. Your both the same age. Besides, these are daddy's porno videos and mags. Besides that, I won't know what to buy you in 5 years if you start looking at it now!

05-15-2002, 08:22 PM	#8
TheGreatWillT Registered User Join Date: May 2002 Location: NC Posts: 5	i agree with vidsweb, its gonna happen, so you might as well let him look at playboy instead of some of the trash on the internet.

05-15-2002, 10:17 PM	#11
[Labret] Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: Са́нкт-Петербу́рг Posts: 10,945	It is all downhill after you jerk it the first 4 times anyhow. Ahhh, the first time you popped one off... magical.

05-15-2002, 10:54 PM	#14
tayloryum Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Chicago, IL, USA Posts: 423	i would think that if you didn't let a 13 year old kid look at porn, he's going to be that much more intrigued by it and want to look at it even more than if you didn't make a big deal about it. it's hard to say what the right thing to do is, but i know that when something is "taboo", people want it that much more.

05-16-2002, 02:24 AM	#17
bhutocracy Not making A Comeback Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 10,218	why shouldn't a 13 year old see a little porn? it's just the human body for heaven's sake.. never did me any harm..

05-16-2002, 03:04 AM	#18
mGreg Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 602	instead of pocket money get them a paysite membership

05-16-2002, 03:19 AM	#20
Milton Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Mauritius Posts: 1,118	yeah porn to the people!

05-16-2002, 03:33 AM	#22
mGreg Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 602	hehehe, i remember the first time.. damn it was magical all down hill from there LOL

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eru Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Hawai'i Posts: 2,612	My first was to Naomi Cambell. Still remember the pic... !! It's better for 13-year olds to see tasteful nudes such as Playboy rather than stuff that's online. -eru

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Slick Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Houghton, MI Posts: 7,338	Be sure to explain to him the proper techniques for jerking it and don't forget to explain to him the "do's and don'ts" of fucking household items.

05-16-2002, 07:45 AM	#31
4Pics Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 7,952	So really there is no reason then shouldn't look at it and nothing that can be said that makes a good argument as to why it isn't ok. Then why the hell is it illegal?

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