That uh-Mericun accent.... ?

whats the difference?

every country has different dialects of the same language based upon the area or ethnicity of its residents.

The Association of Southern Schools is pursuing taxpayer dollars through
Washington by designating Southern slang, or "y'allbonics," as language to
be taught in all Southern schools. The following are excerpts from the
Y'allbonics/English dictionary:

HEIDI - (noun) - Greeting
HIRE YEW - Complete sentence. Remainder of greeting. Usage: "Heidi, Hire yew?"
BARD - (verb) - Past tense of the infinitive "to borrow." Usage: "My
brother bard my pickup truck."
JAWJUH - (noun) - The state north of Florida. Capitol is Lanner.
Usage: "My brother from Jawjuh bard my pickup truck."
BAMMER - (noun) - The state west of Jawjuh. Capitol is Berminhayum. Usage:
"A tornader jes went through Bammer an' left $20,000,000 in improvements."
MUNTS - (noun) - A calendar division. Usage: "My brother from Jawjuh bard
my pickup truck, and I ain't heard from him in munts."
THANK - (verb) - Cognitive process. Usage: "Ah thank ah'll have a bare."
BARE - (noun) - An alcoholic beverage made of barley, hops, and yeast.
Usage: "Ah thank ah'll have a bare."
IGNERT - (adjective) - Not smart. See "Arkansas native." Usage: "Them
bammer boys sure are ignert!"
RANCH - (noun) - A tool used for tight'nin' bolts. Usage: "I thank I left
my ranch in the back of that pickup truck my brother from Jawjuh bard a few
munts ago."
ALL - (noun) - A petroleum-based lubricant. Usage: "I sure hope my brother
from Jawjuh puts all in my pickup truck."
FAR - (noun) - A conflagration. Usage: "If my brother from Jawjuh don't
change the all in my pickup truck, that thing's gonna catch far."
TAR - (noun) - A rubber wheel. Usage: "Gee, I hope that brother of mine
from Jawjuh don't git a flat tar in my pickup truck."
TIRE - (noun) - A tall monument. Usage: "Lord willin' and the creek don't
rise, I sure do hope to see that Eiffel Tire in Paris sometime."
RETARD - (verb) - To stop working. Usage: "My grampaw retard at age 65."
FAT - (noun), (verb) - a battle or combat; to engage in battle or combat.
Usage: "You younguns keep fat'n, n' ah'm gonna whup y'uh."
RATS - (noun) - Entitled power or privilege. Usage: "We Southerners are
willin' to fat for are rats."
CHEER - (adverb) In this place. Usage: Just set that bare rat cheer.
FARN - (adjective) - Not domestic. Usage: "I cuddint unnerstand a wurd he
sed... must be from some farn country."
DID - (adjective) - Not alive. Usage: "He's did, Jim."
ARE - (noun) - A colorless, odorless gas Oxygen. Usage: "He cain't
breathe...give 'im some ARE!"
BOB WAR - (noun) - A sharp, twisted cable. Usage: "Boy, stay away from that
bob war fence."
JEW HERE - (noun) and (verb) contraction. Usage: "Jew here that my brother
from Jawjuh got a job with that bob war fence cump'ny?"
HAZE - a contraction. Usage: "Is Bubba smart?" "Nah...haze ignert. He ain't
thanked but a minnit'n haze laf."
SEED - (verb) - past tense of "to see".
VIEW - contraction (verb) and pronoun. Usage: "I ain't never seed New York
City... view?"
GUBMINT - (noun) - A bureaucratic institution. Usage: "Them gubmint boys
shore is ignert.

LOL Elvis....

That's just how the good ole boys in the "Packin Heat" thread speak!

Let me guess...you're Canadian? If so, then you have absolutely no right to talk.

We're going eewt (out) to dinner, eh.

YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK JEDI

.....if you've ever said: "May the force be with y'all!"

.....if your Jedi robe is camouflage.

.....if you have ever used your light saber to open a bottle of Bud Light.

.....if your X-Wing is primer-colored.

.....if you know what Ewok tastes like.

.....if your land-speeder is up on blocks in your front yard.

.....if you think the worst thing about Dagobah is "them dadgum skeeters!"

.....if wookies are offended by your B.O.

.....if you have ever used the force while fishing and/or bowling.

.....if you have the doors of your X-wing welded shut and you have to get in
through the window.

.....if you kinda think Jabba the Hutt has a pretty good handle on how to
treat the chicks.

.....if you've ever heard someone say: "Luke, I am your father... and your
brother"

Hehehe!

Let *me* guess... You're from Kansas, right?
Here's some reading material for you.

Accidental shooting kills 12-year-old
http://www.ljworld.com/section/state...al/story/71982

Teen's death draws charges
http://cjonline.com/stories/022900/kan_shooting.shtml

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.....if you've ever heard someone say: "Luke, I am your father... and your
brother"
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HAHA

aye, you canadien boys need to cut it oot, aye? We know you ave accents too boot no one pays enough attention to canadiens to write them doon. aye.

Oh brother...

In what regards are you "Evil"? I'm wanting to see some Evilness...

What do those have to do with this thread? *confused*

FATpad... you're right... it was meant for another board....

Sly.....
"Evil".... doesn't necessarily translate to "asshole".....

You're right. Again, what is Evil about you?

Okay. Just checking.

If you are going to make fun of CANADIANS learn how to fucking spell it! Second it's EH! Who are you Blackbeard? LMAO

Cher~
Hugs n' Kisses

come to think of it, my bobby clarke impression does sound piratish.

Well bravo to you for even knowing who Bobby Clarke is! LOL

Cher~

Sly.... nothing too evil... I don't claim to be either.... It's kind of like when you'd call a very big man "tiny" as a nickname...

PCherry.... Bobby Clarke... you know, each time I see him on TV, he looks like such a miserable old man! I mean... he needs to get laid or something!!!

12Clicks.... I didn't notice you had an accent... unless a drunken slur is your accent... (just kiddin)

I reckon someone might be fixin to whoop your ass, you keep starting threads like this EC ;-}}}}

Ok! I'm satisfied now. I just wanted to make sure you aren't being Evil with my checks.

I wondered when you'd come out of the woodwork on this one Kimmy... LOL

I was just surprised that Blackbeard even knew who he was.

Cherry~

What the fuck are you babbling about? Should I find some threads about Canadian kids dying thanks to that God awful Canadian shit you folks try to pass off as "beer"?

What are you talking about? Try making a bit more sense would ya!!

Beer what the fuck does that have to do with anything? It is beer not that pony piss water that your used to drinking LMAO how anyone can even get a buzz or get caught under the influence out there is beyond me!LMFAO

Cher~
Hugs n' Kisses

Yeah seriously.... don't go there....

Beer....
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Nuke Toronto

Nuke Steve

Canada is a fine and beautiful place... which is why the following are so hard to explain:

Loverboy
Brian Adams
Anne Murray
Triumph
Aldo Nova
Saga
Alanis Morrisette
Prism
Honeymoon Suite (Sweet? can't remember if there was a bad pun in there or not)
April Wine
Gordon Lightfoot
BTO
Helix
Klatuu

WTF Canucks? We don't export enough shitty music your way, so you had to grow a bunch of your own?

I'm fluent in drunken slur. Ask Ram

"y'allbonics" ahahah LOLahahahah..