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Originally Posted by Ecksent

Osama. I think that would suck.....

only if he wants to become a pilot :)

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Originally Posted by sonofsam

naming a boy kelly

yea whe i was a kid ive known some guy named kim... wtf, are those parents asking for a gay son or what?

Maddox is a ridiculous name

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Originally Posted by dvd316

Maddox is a ridiculous name

that shit sounds evil

.XXX could be the worst name for a child...LOL

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stfu - would be pretty bad.

how about any of Frank Zappers kids name for a start :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

i think Englebert, Eugene, Guertrut are all shockers lol

Treasure Hunt. Trust me... it's not fun growing up with a name like that :P

i think my parents were snorting coke when they named me

My brother-in-law's name is Rich Richards, some people call him Dick Dicks.

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Originally Posted by rants

My name is the most fucked up, but I'm not going to post it on a msg board cause theres only few people in the world with my name and i don't want someone to google it and come here!

I was teased so much in elementary school because of my name, life was torture!!!!!!! I had a miserable childhood and im sure my name had a lot to do with that! When I moved to America when I was like 12, we went through a "name book" so I could pick an american name so I wouldn't be teased anymore.

Having a bad name can really fuck you up. When I think about it around 20 YEARS later, I still remember the name of the boy who made fun of me and I'm still traumatized.

Trust me, giving your kids fucked up names you think are "special" or "unique" can lead to teasing, bullying...

Remember what happened to those Columbine kids when they were bullied? They shot up the school. Some other people can't handle it and commit suicide.

I am not saying giveing your kids a bad name will cause them to commit suicide, but if they have a lot of other problems and are constantly teased and picked sometimes it can make them feel like they can't handle it anymore..

Luckily I grew up "ok" but I am STILL traumatized to this DAY.

Want some cheese with that WHINE, noone cares

burtha is too awful a name for girl
much worse for a boy
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Originally Posted by ronaldo

Any names I associate with older people, probably because they're generational such as Eunice, Gertrude, Archie, Ernie etc. etc.

And, any feminised version of a male name....like Harriet for Harry....awful...

Names that rhyme with last names. Think, people, think, before naming children....

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Originally Posted by rants

You have serious issues. You take life too seriously. I got tortured MERCILESSLY in school over my name.. but I realized as I got older more and more people just thought it was neat, and they ALWAYS remembered who I was. People knew me I hadn't even heard of, just because I had a super unusual name. If you can't move above and beyond the issues of schoolyard teasing (which is an issue even for people who don't have strange names, kids are cruel), and even to the point of considering or suggesting suicide because of having an unusual name, you have problems that go way beyond having parents with an odd sense of humor. Changing your name legally isn't THAT big a deal, if worst comes to worst. Cripes.

We had this guy back when I was studying in college, his name was Pip :1orglaugh We were always taking a piss out of him!

Mike.... but only if your last name is Hunt

Martha is an bad name for a girl. It's so outdated. I once knew a Martha who was really cute. It's a shame she had to live with that name.

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Originally Posted by Nismo

Gaylord Focker.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

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Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links

i think my parents were snorting coke when they named me

your names 8-Ball?

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toot

or

bump

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Mergatroid
Melvin

If you're planning on raising up a nerd just name him one of those and put the tape on his glasses now.

A few other questionables:

Gertie
Zelda
Ophilia

Too trendy, overused, bandwagon jumper names people name their kids:

Montana
Dakota

Frank Zappa probably knew what the fuck he was doing, but anyone ELSE who ventures to name their kid "Dweezil" is asking for death on the playground for him.

Damian - it sucked - I at school when the films came - kids can be so cruel.

Thats why I changed - well one the reasons I changed it.

some bitch that tried to put a baby on me named the boy "Dynum"...It's supposed to be pronounced like Denim..Like the jeans...

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Originally Posted by BVF

some bitch that tried to put a baby on me named the boy "Dynum"...It's supposed to be pronounced like Denim..Like the jeans...

She probably thought thats how you spell Denim.

juicy
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suri is a horrible name

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Originally Posted by LadyMischief

Treasure Hunt. Trust me... it's not fun growing up with a name like that :P

I knew a guy with the name of Michael Hunt. I didn't think twice about it because I was 6 years old when I knew him, but I can't imagine the teasing later in life...especially after Porky's was released.