A big assed bird broke my windshield (pic) - GoFuckYourself.com

RRRED · 05-09-2006, 11:51 AM

I can't even describe the impact. I thought I got in a head on and died for that split second. The fat bastard... there's no way he made it. I don't get the crack pattern here. It's totally not broken right in the middle.. my insurance company is probably going to think I'm lying.

BoyAlley · 05-09-2006, 11:53 AM

Wow, that's wild!

martinsc · 05-09-2006, 11:55 AM

damn... that must have been a big mofo...

mechanicvirus · 05-09-2006, 11:56 AM

that's a really weird crack, but windshields have so much layers.

Dagwolf · 05-09-2006, 12:02 PM

I almost hit a snowy owl once. I don't know how I would have handled the guilt from that one.

Fortunately what I got was a really close-up look at a rare and beautiful bird.

WebairGerard · 05-09-2006, 12:03 PM

must have been some big ass bird. how fast were you going?

smack · 05-09-2006, 12:06 PM

what the hell did you hit? a condor? jesus.

wil_I_Am · 05-09-2006, 12:06 PM

damn... that sucks.

Reminds me of the time my brother borrowed a bigass SUV from a friend so that he could fit all of us in one vehicle, and as we were driving by a golf course WHAM. Smashed the whole window.. and no one would take responsibility. That kind of shit kind of ruins your day!

marketsmart · 05-09-2006, 12:07 PM

marketsmart · 05-09-2006, 12:09 PM

ronaldo · 05-09-2006, 12:11 PM

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Originally Posted by RRRED

my insurance company is probably going to think I'm lying.

They won't care if you're lying or not. They'll just try not to give you anything...or as little as possible.

Bottom of the moral professions food chain....

-Pornographers
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Tom_PM · 05-09-2006, 12:13 PM

Dayum! That sucks. Was it some kid of sea bird then? You look like you're near a coastline there. Some birds are just brainless, so I guarantee it's not entirely uncommon. I hit a morning dove once.

Manowar · 05-09-2006, 12:15 PM

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Peaches · 05-09-2006, 12:20 PM

Pretty view out the (cracked) window though!!!

L-Pink · 05-09-2006, 12:25 PM

That's why I have a windshield on my motorcycle, even something like a june-bug feels like a golf-ball at 75 mph .....

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Jill_J · 05-09-2006, 12:26 PM

lower speed and u'll never face this problem again

WiredGuy · 05-09-2006, 12:49 PM

Bird killer!!
WG

sfera · 05-09-2006, 12:50 PM

did you kill the fucker?

Elli · 05-09-2006, 12:52 PM

I hit an owl last year on the highway. Poor thing.

I am still amazed it didn't crack my windshield.

Maybe the bird you hit had a bellyfull of rocks??

Sosa · 05-09-2006, 12:52 PM

ouch, I hate those fucking birds. I was heading around a corner once and had a really big wind coming into the side of me. Blew a big fucking bird into the side my of my escalade and it sounded like a fucking bowling ball hit me. I looked backed and seen the dead fucker bounce off the highway.

sickkittens · 05-09-2006, 12:54 PM

Damn. They're probably going to think someone sat on it.

BAKO · 05-09-2006, 12:57 PM

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madawgz · 05-09-2006, 01:37 PM

that sucks man

$$$ for a stupid bird...

Anthony · 05-09-2006, 01:39 PM

Looks like the same damage a rock made falling from a construction truck. Insurance will cover it, no deductible.

I swear, I thought you were gonna put up another gay pic, almost didn't click this time.

Pure Evil · 05-09-2006, 01:39 PM

Do you need me to come over to "cuddle"?

Sparks · 05-09-2006, 01:40 PM

Damn, what kind of bird was it?

sweetME · 05-09-2006, 01:41 PM

Wow, that's messed up...Can you claim your insurance?

2HousePlague · 05-09-2006, 01:41 PM

Thank god for seatbelts -- glad you're safe, RRRED.

2hp

gimo33 · 05-09-2006, 01:47 PM

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LMAO!

Deraj · 05-09-2006, 01:48 PM

Did you happen to see the dick on that bird ?

Screaming · 05-09-2006, 01:48 PM

did you get a view of his ass to make that label?

juve20 · 05-09-2006, 01:52 PM

yeah that happened to me too! fucking birds!

cheers
tony

Honez · 05-09-2006, 02:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Anthony

Insurance will cover it, no deductible.

Not neccesarily. Here in AZ, you have to get an additional glass replacement policy.

Choppa · 05-12-2006, 07:55 AM

if it was a duck just put it on their bill

u-Bob · 05-12-2006, 08:05 AM

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Originally Posted by marketsmart

hehe

Anthony · 05-12-2006, 08:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Honez

Not neccesarily. Here in AZ, you have to get an additional glass replacement policy.

That sucks ass.

Pete-KT · 05-12-2006, 08:07 AM

what the hell kind of bird was that

justsexxx · 05-12-2006, 08:09 AM

Wow I can imagine that scared you...

CyberHustler · 05-12-2006, 08:10 AM

i like the design on the glass, you should leave it

gecko · 05-12-2006, 08:53 AM

reminds of that porsche accident

The Duck · 05-12-2006, 08:54 AM

you killed the bird and now deserver to be driven over, bird killing mother fucker

Quagmire · 05-12-2006, 09:41 AM

Its not the bird that damaged the windshield, its the brick the bird shit when it realized it was about to get hit by a windshield.

majorbitch · 05-12-2006, 09:50 AM

Weird crack! looks like ripples.

WDchris · 05-12-2006, 09:53 AM

I heard they use chicken cannons to test airplane windshields.

Sergio_AVAcash · 05-12-2006, 10:13 AM

That crack is really weird...

ssp · 05-12-2006, 10:51 AM

Just admit it, you were having sex on your windscreen!

Deej · 05-12-2006, 11:08 AM

perhaps a flaw in the glass.....thats crazy it actually broke your windshield.....

JUSTB · 05-12-2006, 11:24 AM

wow! I'm glad you're OK

one time in NY my husband had a wild turkey go THROUGH his windshield! The bird was as freaked out as he was.

05-09-2006, 11:51 AM	#1
RRRED Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: WA Posts: 6,754	A big assed bird broke my windshield (pic) I can't even describe the impact. I thought I got in a head on and died for that split second. The fat bastard... there's no way he made it. I don't get the crack pattern here. It's totally not broken right in the middle.. my insurance company is probably going to think I'm lying.

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Tom_PM Porn Meister Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 16,443	Dayum! That sucks. Was it some kid of sea bird then? You look like you're near a coastline there. Some birds are just brainless, so I guarantee it's not entirely uncommon. I hit a morning dove once. __________________ 43-922-863 Shut up and play your guitar.

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Peaches Old broad Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Away Posts: 13,933	Pretty view out the (cracked) window though!!!

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Elli Reach for those stars! Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Vancouver, BC Posts: 17,991	I hit an owl last year on the highway. Poor thing. I am still amazed it didn't crack my windshield. Maybe the bird you hit had a bellyfull of rocks?? __________________ email: [email protected]

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Sosa In Tushy Land Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Nebraska Posts: 40,149	ouch, I hate those fucking birds. I was heading around a corner once and had a really big wind coming into the side of me. Blew a big fucking bird into the side my of my escalade and it sounded like a fucking bowling ball hit me. I looked backed and seen the dead fucker bounce off the highway.

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05-09-2006, 01:39 PM	#24
Anthony Keyboard Warrior Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: One of the outer rings of Hell Posts: 9,653	Looks like the same damage a rock made falling from a construction truck. Insurance will cover it, no deductible. I swear, I thought you were gonna put up another gay pic, almost didn't click this time. __________________

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