LMAO ICANN board spam

[JD]

http://forum.icann.org/lists/xxx-tld.../msg00007.html

ear Sir./Madam.

With Due Regard.

Reply this massage only on my private email address: bernard_hartcher@xxxxxxxxx
<mailto:bernard_hartcher@xxxxxxxxx> i am contacting you for an urgent
assistance to mobilise a business transaction and further to have explicit
investment information about your country from you.
I am Princess Fayad W. Bolkiah, the wife of Prince Jefri Bolkiah, former
Finance Minister of Brunei, the tiny oil-rich sultanate on the Gulf Island. I
will save your time by not amplifying my extended royal family history, which
has already been disseminated by the international media during the
controversial dispute that erupted between my husband and his stepbrother, the
sultan of Brunei Sheik Muda Hassanal Bolkiah.
As you may know from the international media, the sultan had accused my husband
of financial mismanagement and impropriety of US$14.8 Billion dollars. This was
as a result of the Asian financial crisis that made my husband's company Amedeo
Development Company and government owned Brunei Investment Company to be
declared bankrupt during his tenure in office. However my husband is in jail
now, his bank accounts and private properties including a crude oil export
refinery have been confiscated by the sultanate.
Furthermore, during this unfortunate period i was advised to evacuate my
immediate family outside the sultanate to avoid further prosecution from the
sultan and his security operatives, but luck ran against me on my attempt to
escape.I am now kept under house arrest by the Sultan and i have no access to a
phone but I have a Palm V hand-held computer from which I am sending you this
mail.
Before my In-castration, I went ahead to dispatch the sum of Five Hundred
Million United States Dollars US$500 Million in cash under special arrangement
into the custody of different Private security and Trustee company for safe
keeping abroad.This action was on the orders of my husband to me to enable us
start a new life. The money where splitted and kept in the following countries
in this proportion: US$50 Million is in Canada, US$100 Million is in South
Africa, US$100 Million is in Bankok-Thailand, US$80 Million is in Dubai and the
balance US$US170 Million is in Europe .
Hence I seek your good assistance to invest these funds into profitable
investment in your country to facilitate future survival for my family abroad.I
have decided to offer 20% of these funds to you as compensation for your strong
cooperation. You can go through this site and see what the government of Brunei
did to my family:http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/670959.stm
<http://www.asiaweek.com/asiaweek/magazine/2000/0310/nat.brunei.jefri.html>
Please I count on your absolute confidentiality, transparency and trust while
looking forward to your prompt reply towards a swift conclusion of this
business transaction.
Many Thanks & May Allah blessing remain with you,Amen.
I remain yours sincerely
Princess Fayad .W. Bolkiah
- Fayad Bolkiah

[madawgz]

i got lost in that, does it make any sence?

[CaptainHowdy]

Sounds like a sweet deal to me...

[sniperwolf]

interesting offer in there