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pussyluver 05-08-2006 11:33 AM

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Originally Posted by pussyluver
Yeah, they suck a lot of $ spent on porn in the US. We gotta be nice to 'em though, cause many of us may have to do business from there some day! Either there or some other country after all the porn banning is in place.

And when that happens, the Canadian dollar will shoot way the fuck up and Canada will have it's own version of Visa. Americans will hort Canadian dollars to buy porn. Yes, life will be very different.

Wonder if Canada will build a fence to keep the US citizens from flooding across the boarder?

Bryan G 05-08-2006 11:36 AM

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Originally Posted by JumpStreet21
Yes but they come over here to work. Canadians come over here to talk shit and take are women.


It's actually "OUR" women, not "ARE" women :thumbsup

tenderobject 05-08-2006 11:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Platinum Bryan
It's actually "OUR" women, not "ARE" women :thumbsup

HHAHAHAAH :1orglaugh

gimo33 05-08-2006 11:42 AM

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Originally Posted by gimo33
pls read..... http://www.westislandchronicle.com/p...noArticle=6063
this article really pisses me off... look at what they did to this kid...

what's wrong with using spoon and fork?! :mad:

afx 05-08-2006 11:50 AM

I hate Texas :(

Socks 05-08-2006 11:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Platinum Bryan
It's actually "OUR" women, not "ARE" women :thumbsup


hahahaha.. Steal your women. Don't you mean that we go down there, and all the women come on to us, dreaming that maybe they can escape.. AMERICAN MEN?! lol

And while we're on the subject.... In fact, this deserves a whole thread.

the Shemp 05-08-2006 12:01 PM

what about the Mountie?
http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com...rougeau/22.jpg

Pure Evil 05-08-2006 12:02 PM

Alright, well I was going to stay out of it because I don't hate Canadians, but there are few things in the statement that the ignorant content made that I want to clear up

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Originally Posted by duotreat
Next to a Texan of course.....

Hey.. at least we dont live in a state that really is a just a suburb of Mexico!

why do you have to diss an entire state just because of one persons comments? I've been to Texas many times and I think it's a pretty badass state with some of the coolesst people you'll ever meet. have you ever even been to Texas?

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Originally Posted by duotreat
And on the worthless part......

Canada inventions:

baseball (believe it - we played it first)

This is exactly why you don't let content play with the keyboard. Baseball was invented in NEW YORK in 1845 by Alexander Cartwright. It was based on a game called Rounders invented by the British.

Quote:

Originally Posted by duotreat
The light bulb.... No was not Edison, he purchased the patent from a Canadian.

The light bulb was invented in 1800 by Humphry Davy, an English scientist. Look it up. I'm not even going to look for any more blatant errors in this.

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Originally Posted by duotreat
So , now that we have this out in the open..... we also burned your white house...check your history books, beat you Yanks back home when you tried to invade us, not once, not twice, but 3 times.

What did you think would happen if you tried that now?

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Originally Posted by duotwat
What has Texas given us?

Us? Us who? You're not a fucking American so we didn't give you a damn thing. W is OUR president, not yours. There is no US in this one, foreigner.


So Dumb Shit, before YOU go insulting people.... get your facts straight!


:disgust

pornpf69 05-08-2006 12:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Platinum Bryan
It's actually "OUR" women, not "ARE" women :thumbsup

and some american even complain from foreigns "BAD ENGLISH"!! :321GFY

the alchemist 05-08-2006 12:05 PM

It's all good, I'm a fair person, I hate all people equally.

CamJack 05-08-2006 12:06 PM

Fuck You
 
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AmateurFlix 05-08-2006 12:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Martin
Gotta love these Canada VS USA Threads.

for some reason this reminds me of that John Candy movie where someone yells "Canadian beers sucks" at a hockey game and it starts a war between the countries :1orglaugh

Socks 05-08-2006 12:18 PM

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This is exactly why you don't let content play with the keyboard. Baseball was invented in NEW YORK in 1845 by Alexander Cartwright. It was based on a game called Rounders invented by the British.
And this is why you don't let Americans play with... Anything? So one dude sees a whole whack of Englishmen playing a game.. He goes home, invents his own rules, makes a field, and VOILA he's the MASTERMIND behind the game?! C'mon. Really?

A special Commission of 1907 concluded that baseball had been "invented" by the Civil War hero Abner Doubleday (1819-1893), in Cooperstown, New York, in 1839. But it was actually Alexander Joy Cartwright (1820-1892) of New York who established the modern baseball field (1845). In Cartwright's rules of play, however, plugging was allowed; a ball fielded on one bounce was an out; pitching was underhand; and the game was won by the first team to score 21 "aces" (runs), in however many innings

<----- Sounds a lot like the game of Baseball we play today? lol.. hold on, 2 lol's are necessary for this one.. One to laugh at you, and one to laugh at your absolute sureness.

http://www.craigmarlatt.com/canada/s.../baseball.html

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Big surprise, Cooperstown doesn't recognize this obviously LEGITIMATE letter. Why? Because the USA is the centre of the universe, and anybody who claims different is ignored, of course! Be proud of your ignorance.
---------------------------------------------

Although Ford's original letter is in the Hall of Fame in Cooperstown, New York, officials there have never formally recognized the validity of his claim for Beachville.

Research of county records and tombstones in the area indicate most of the players would have been boys and men 15 to 24 at the time of the game, again making his recollections believable, say the researchers.

It's Ford's letter, which also includes a diagram of a five-sided playing field, that sets down for the first time the specifics of a game. There were distinguishing features to Ford's game: there was territory to show where fair and foul balls were, or "fair hit" and "no hit" as he called them. And the number of men on each side had to be equal before a game could be played, usually between seven and 12 players per team.

----------------------------------------

Sounds a lot more like baseball to me?

I can't believe you started your post off good too, like you like Canadians.. You called us FOREIGNERS! Dude.. How was your country founded? On immigration? How many years ago? C'mon. Nobody owns anything in this world brother, we just use it while we're here, then we die. That includes the land you stand on now.

And as for Canadians coming to the USA.. Why are you guys complaining?! We have 1/10th your population. You have 10x our population. Whose gonna get more of who?

leggs 05-08-2006 12:24 PM

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Originally Posted by abadfish
Why do Canadians, in defense of their country, always provide a list of inventions and actors? And then claim they were responsible for the burning of Washington? I would give credit to the BRITISH. Without intervention the Canadians would have eventually been defeated. The burning of Washington was in retaliation for the American army destroying the Canadian capitol.

As for it being the BRITISH that kicked your butts....
No buddy, I don't care how you want to slice it.. Canadians burned your white house down and defeated you.

Let's look at this logically.

American revoutionary war.... American slapped the British silly and sent them packing

America came to invade Canada and the people north of the 49th parallel slapped America silly and sent them packing home.

Now when the good old USA was kicking the shit out of England, the French were helping.

Since the French settled Canada first....

How about I give you a choice?
It was either Canadians kicking your asses or the French. Which would you have prefered it was?

Socks 05-08-2006 12:35 PM

Pft whoever you decide it was to make yourselves feel better, you godlike armoured deities you, the people here were killing your people, because they weren't on your side. In fact if I remember right, they followed you back home because they were so mad about occupation here (imagine? That wouldn't happen today would it? COUGH COUGH).

The point is, the people here fought for HERE, and joined together for the cause. We fought with our natives, you tricked them and poisioned their entire populations (BIOLOGICAL WARFARE AGAINST FAMILIES?!)

COUGH COUGH

HIROSHIMA?!

COUGH COUGH

You guys are so proud for the wrong reasons. I have no idea why Japanese people even do business with the USA after that. I even heard Lucky Strike cigarettes are called that for the bomb that hit Hiroshima, from a Japanese person who lives in Nagoya.

The funny part is, I love Americans! I don't like your government, or your policies, or your policing, or your foreign relations ideas, or your warring, or your international bullying, or your general ignorance, or your media constantly making you believe whatever they want to.

Every time I see CNN Headline news lately, it's all about the Mexican border. That's the topic of the quarter. So what are Americans all up in arms about at the moment, even on here? Mexicans! Like that's your real problem. :) CMON WAKE UP PEOPLE! Wait.. The next thing CNN takes a hold of, even on GFY, there will be a proliferation of people believing that shit.

Socks 05-08-2006 12:37 PM

Oh, and for the record.

Lou Dobbs = HEAD MEATHEAD

Pure Evil 05-08-2006 12:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Socks
And this is why you don't let Americans play with... Anything? So one dude sees a whole whack of Englishmen playing a game.. He goes home, invents his own rules, makes a field, and VOILA he's the MASTERMIND behind the game?! C'mon. Really?

A special Commission of 1907 concluded that baseball had been "invented" by the Civil War hero Abner Doubleday (1819-1893), in Cooperstown, New York, in 1839. But it was actually Alexander Joy Cartwright (1820-1892) of New York who established the modern baseball field (1845). In Cartwright's rules of play, however, plugging was allowed; a ball fielded on one bounce was an out; pitching was underhand; and the game was won by the first team to score 21 "aces" (runs), in however many innings

<----- Sounds a lot like the game of Baseball we play today? lol.. hold on, 2 lol's are necessary for this one.. One to laugh at you, and one to laugh at your absolute sureness.

http://www.craigmarlatt.com/canada/s.../baseball.html

---------------------------------------------
Big surprise, Cooperstown doesn't recognize this obviously LEGITIMATE letter. Why? Because the USA is the centre of the universe, and anybody who claims different is ignored, of course! Be proud of your ignorance.
---------------------------------------------

Although Ford's original letter is in the Hall of Fame in Cooperstown, New York, officials there have never formally recognized the validity of his claim for Beachville.

Research of county records and tombstones in the area indicate most of the players would have been boys and men 15 to 24 at the time of the game, again making his recollections believable, say the researchers.

It's Ford's letter, which also includes a diagram of a five-sided playing field, that sets down for the first time the specifics of a game. There were distinguishing features to Ford's game: there was territory to show where fair and foul balls were, or "fair hit" and "no hit" as he called them. And the number of men on each side had to be equal before a game could be played, usually between seven and 12 players per team.

----------------------------------------

Sounds a lot more like baseball to me?

"The basis of this claim lies with a lengthy letter published May 5, 1886 in the Philadelphia-based Sporting Life magazine. The letter, entitled "A Game of Long-ago Which Closely Resembled Our Present National Game," was written by Dr. Adam Ford of Denver, Colorado, who had grown up in Beachville."

Some dude from Canada writes a letter that gets published in a Philadelphia magazine claiming that baseball was first played in Canada and all of a sudden it's historically accurate? His letter could be pure fiction (there were no witnesses to the fact, just his say so) or it could be right, so there is no point in arguing it (canadians think canada, americans don't).



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Originally Posted by socks
I can't believe you started your post off good too, like you like Canadians.. You called us FOREIGNERS! Dude.. How was your country founded? On immigration? How many years ago? C'mon. Nobody owns anything in this world brother, we just use it while we're here, then we die. That includes the land you stand on now.

And as for Canadians coming to the USA.. Why are you guys complaining?! We have 1/10th your population. You have 10x our population. Whose gonna get more of who?

I called you foreigners because you are NOT american citizens. Personally I dont really differentiate between americans and canadians. However, when it comes to a canadian butting in to "our" politics and insulting "our" president, I do have a problem with that. Because he is OUR president (Americans not Canadians). And even then (as I said) I am not hating on all canadians, just that one.

Kenny B! 05-08-2006 12:52 PM

We're bigger and we're on top, if this were prison you'd be our bitch!

Socks 05-08-2006 12:55 PM

And Americans don't have an opinion on Fidel Castro, or Kim Jong-Il, or Saddam Hussein, or Ali Khamenei? :D If you asked around the world who the most hated, untrustworthy, agressive, and self-serving administrations were, you can easily add your man GWB to that list.

If your president sat at home and behaved, people wouldn't talk so much. You're defensive because you're compelled to defend his actions, whatever they may be.

Pure Evil 05-08-2006 01:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Socks
And Americans don't have an opinion on Fidel Castro, or Kim Jong-Il, or Saddam Hussein, or Ali Khamenei? :D

Sadly, most Americans these days probably don't have the slightest clue who most of those names are. :1orglaugh :Oh crap

Socks 05-08-2006 01:04 PM

Quote from Ali Khamenei:

On hostage-taking in Iraq:

* "We seriously suspect the agents of the Americans and Israelis in conducting such horrendous terrorist acts and cannot believe the people who kidnap Philippines nationals, for instance, or behead U.S. nationals are Muslims."

Wouldn't, be, surprised.

EdgeXXX 05-08-2006 01:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Socks
Quote from Ali Khamenei:

On hostage-taking in Iraq:

* "We seriously suspect the agents of the Americans and Israelis in conducting such horrendous terrorist acts and cannot believe the people who kidnap Philippines nationals, for instance, or behead U.S. nationals are Muslims."

Wouldn't, be, surprised.


Everyone knows it's the asians that are doing it

ContentSHOOTER 05-08-2006 01:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Platinum Bryan
It's actually "OUR" women, not "ARE" women :thumbsup


Yup this guy is an idiot:1orglaugh

BOSS1 05-08-2006 01:52 PM

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Originally Posted by JumpStreet21
I hate russians to but I will leave that for another thread.

And i love rednecks!

AmateurFlix 05-08-2006 02:01 PM

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0...1.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

MichaelP 05-08-2006 02:13 PM

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Originally Posted by JumpStreet21
Most worthless fucking people on earth.

Ok now, Tell us exactly how you feel .....

Mr. Igor 05-08-2006 03:51 PM

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Originally Posted by JumpStreet21
I hate russians to but I will leave that for another thread.

What, is there something we need to talk about?

coolegg2 05-08-2006 04:23 PM

And just for the record... the Robertson screwdriver can outscrew the Phillips screwdriver any day of the week.

Mighty Chin 05-08-2006 04:44 PM

Who Gives A Fuck If He Hates Canadians. I Would Rather Be Respected Around The World Then Be Liked By This Doorknob.

Spunky 05-08-2006 04:45 PM

Don't makes us come over there and burn down your whitehouse again

SleazyDream 05-08-2006 04:47 PM

look at the US dollar today on the world market and then say that again


:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

wait a min - i get paid in US money! :Oh crap

pussyluver 05-08-2006 05:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Socks
Pft whoever you decide it was to make yourselves feel better, you godlike armoured deities you, the people here were killing your people, because they weren't on your side. In fact if I remember right, they followed you back home because they were so mad about occupation here (imagine? That wouldn't happen today would it? COUGH COUGH).

The point is, the people here fought for HERE, and joined together for the cause. We fought with our natives, you tricked them and poisioned their entire populations (BIOLOGICAL WARFARE AGAINST FAMILIES?!)

COUGH COUGH

HIROSHIMA?!

COUGH COUGH

You guys are so proud for the wrong reasons. I have no idea why Japanese people even do business with the USA after that. I even heard Lucky Strike cigarettes are called that for the bomb that hit Hiroshima, from a Japanese person who lives in Nagoya.

The funny part is, I love Americans! I don't like your government, or your policies, or your policing, or your foreign relations ideas, or your warring, or your international bullying, or your general ignorance, or your media constantly making you believe whatever they want to.

Every time I see CNN Headline news lately, it's all about the Mexican border. That's the topic of the quarter. So what are Americans all up in arms about at the moment, even on here? Mexicans! Like that's your real problem. :) CMON WAKE UP PEOPLE! Wait.. The next thing CNN takes a hold of, even on GFY, there will be a proliferation of people believing that shit.

Wake up!! CNN doesn't count for shit. Rush Limbaugh has a bigger audience. For that matter Gilligan's Island reruns prolly has a bigger audience.

duotreat 05-08-2006 05:14 PM

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Originally Posted by SilentKnight
Great list.

Next time try and keep it monosyllabic so the Texan can fully comprehend it.


LOl...LOL...LOL

duotreat 05-08-2006 05:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Pure Evil
Alright, well I was going to stay out of it because I don't hate Canadians, but there are few things in the statement that the ignorant content made that I want to clear up



why do you have to diss an entire state just because of one persons comments? I've been to Texas many times and I think it's a pretty badass state with some of the coolesst people you'll ever meet. have you ever even been to Texas?



This is exactly why you don't let content play with the keyboard. Baseball was invented in NEW YORK in 1845 by Alexander Cartwright. It was based on a game called Rounders invented by the British.



The light bulb was invented in 1800 by Humphry Davy, an English scientist. Look it up. I'm not even going to look for any more blatant errors in this.



What did you think would happen if you tried that now?



Us? Us who? You're not a fucking American so we didn't give you a damn thing. W is OUR president, not yours. There is no US in this one, foreigner.


So Dumb Shit, before YOU go insulting people.... get your facts straight!


:disgust


Actually asshole... I was born in NYC.....

Also, USA sucks big cocks... I feel so sorry for anybody who has to live under the principles of my country!!!

Fucking Iraq? You have to be kidding... I lost a cousin there... it's a fucking joke....

BTW.. Yes TEXAS is a fucking suburb of Mexico.... if you have been there.. you know that!

Maria

duotreat 05-08-2006 05:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pure Evil
Alright, well I was going to stay out of it because I don't hate Canadians, but there are few things in the statement that the ignorant content made that I want to clear up



why do you have to diss an entire state just because of one persons comments? I've been to Texas many times and I think it's a pretty badass state with some of the coolesst people you'll ever meet. have you ever even been to Texas?






This is exactly why you don't let content play with the keyboard. Baseball was invented in NEW YORK in 1845 by Alexander Cartwright. It was based on a game called Rounders invented by the British.




The light bulb was invented in 1800 by Humphry Davy, an English scientist. Look it up. I'm not even going to look for any more blatant errors in this.


What did you think would happen if you tried that now?



Us? Us who? You're not a fucking American so we didn't give you a damn thing. W is OUR president, not yours. There is no US in this one, foreigner.






So Dumb Shit, before YOU go insulting people.... get your facts straight!




:disgust

MEXI fucking CO!

You are stupid... you had better look more into the invention....

We would burn the white house...than PISS on it!

I am an American... and ashamed of it...

facts straight? ....I suggest u do the same... moron

My 2 cents worth!

duotreat 05-08-2006 05:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spunky
Don't makes us come over there and burn down your whitehouse again


Ahhh leave it for the Towelheads... better effect!

duotreat 05-08-2006 05:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Mighty Chin
Who Gives A Fuck If He Hates Canadians. I Would Rather Be Respected Around The World Then Be Liked By This Doorknob.


Ughh.. What do you expect from a suburb of MEXICO?

BusterBunny 05-08-2006 05:29 PM

http://jan.moesen.nu/media/images/fu...-of-canada.jpg

Jimmer 05-08-2006 05:29 PM

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Originally Posted by JumpStreet21
Most worthless fucking people on earth.

and so are you.

duotreat 05-08-2006 05:30 PM

Oh and another thing... your post is what EMBARASSES me to be from the USA....when are we going to stop thinking that GOD placed the USA to be the almighty?

Fucking crime riddled country full of drugs, murder, etc etc etc....

I was actually standing on Grand St. in NYC at 9:00 am Sept 11 2001.

I saw the whole fucking thing.......35 people from my building did not come home that day...... Including my good friend.

So if anybody wants to insult me, etc etc for bashing my own country that did BRING that on themselves.. so be it.


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