run across the street with a baby and act like 'oh don't run over me I have my baby!!' I'm thinkin' I should run over the dipshit and put an end to 'the cycle of stupidity' . . but I'm fucked up that way
i was riding with my daughter in the car bull shitting about stuff, you know father and daughter stuff . . we were chatting about her BF and suddenly I hear he's got 'a real big dick' so I say WTF!!!! are you shitting me? she really had said. look out there's 'a real big dip' in the road . . damn we had a good laugh about that one . . and palmdale has some fubar roads for sure . .
i was riding with my daughter in the car bull shitting about stuff, you know father and daughter stuff . . we were chatting about her BF and suddenly I hear he's got 'a real big dick' so I say WTF!!!! are you shitting me? she really had said. look out there's 'a real big dip' in the road . . damn we had a good laugh about that one . . and palmdale has some fubar roads for sure . .
Kid would've been sucking soap either way in my car... (j/k cute story)
i hate people that think that just because they are using a cross walk means that they can take their sweet ass time, dial their phone, pause for a second to stretch, you know...
i was riding with my daughter in the car bull shitting about stuff, you know father and daughter stuff . . we were chatting about her BF and suddenly I hear he's got 'a real big dick' so I say WTF!!!! are you shitting me? she really had said. look out there's 'a real big dip' in the road . . damn we had a good laugh about that one . . and palmdale has some fubar roads for sure . .
Wow, and you bought that story? I've seen his dick, it's huge! We were in prison together. I don't like to talk about it much.
Dipshits? don't you mean Mexicans? I see fucking Mexicans running in the middle of the street with babies on a daily basis. I was just talking about it with a friend 2 days ago actually. It's an fucking epidemic.
I've come to the conclusion this is why mexicans have so many kids, cuz they are bound to get 1 or 2 killed.
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