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xenigo · 05-05-2006, 02:36 AM

I know most of you will probably say it doesn't revolve around sex. I think you're full of shit. Maybe you've convinced your girlfriend or wife of otherwise, but I think you're a liar. And to all you ladies out there who think otherwise, it's wishful thinking.

We're masters of the sweet talk.

I know most of you wouldn't be with your girlfriend / wife unless they put out. I certainly wouldn't be with my girlfriend if she didn't. And I also wouldn't be with her if the sex sucked, or only wanted to put out a few days a week, etc. And she knows being with me is pretty much contingent on sex.

So, I'd say that's a pretty fair argument that relationships ultimately revolve around sex.

gooddomains · 05-05-2006, 02:37 AM

amen ...

JFK · 05-05-2006, 02:45 AM

yeah , so ? where is the "PROOF"??

SomeCreep · 05-05-2006, 02:46 AM

sex rules

topnotchxxx · 05-05-2006, 02:48 AM

Well, you are right there. I see that most relationship fails because of the lack of intimacy and intimacy is mostly about sex.

babsy · 05-05-2006, 02:51 AM

To suggest that a relationship revolves around any particular facet is a gross over-simplifaction of human emotional interplay that is, at best, disingenuous.

Well Dunn · 05-05-2006, 02:53 AM

wheres the proof you speak of

xenigo · 05-05-2006, 02:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JFK

yeah , so ? where is the "PROOF"??

Um, deductive reasoning.

The other thing I forgot to throw in is this...

Men have their reasons for being with women, and women have COMPLETELY different reasons for being with men.

For men it usually revolves around physical satisfaction, tits, ass, pussy, tits, ass, pussy, etc.

For women, however... it's all about emotional comfort, emotional satisfaction, being close to someone, cuddling, money, and the new BMW parked on her driveway.

Sacrafices are made between both men and women. Men dealing with the emotional wackjob backage women bring to the table. Women letting the guy bang their pussy every night, in exchange for having the guy carry her baggage around like the bag boy at the Westin Hotel.

But the bottom line is that everything ends up being equal in the end. Whenever a girl calls me and says "I just want to be close to you" I'm thinking "I just want to bang you..." and whenever I say "I just want to bang you" she's thinking "I just want to be close to you". So the translation is the same!

Relationships revolve around sex.

Hooligan · 05-05-2006, 03:03 AM

From the mens point of view - you are right.

For women - its different.

aico · 05-05-2006, 03:04 AM

You needed proof? Should have just came to me, I would have saved you the trouble.

05-05-2006, 02:36 AM	#1
xenigo Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Oakland, CA Posts: 8,067	proof that relationships revolve around sex! I know most of you will probably say it doesn't revolve around sex. I think you're full of shit. Maybe you've convinced your girlfriend or wife of otherwise, but I think you're a liar. And to all you ladies out there who think otherwise, it's wishful thinking. We're masters of the sweet talk. I know most of you wouldn't be with your girlfriend / wife unless they put out. I certainly wouldn't be with my girlfriend if she didn't. And I also wouldn't be with her if the sex sucked, or only wanted to put out a few days a week, etc. And she knows being with me is pretty much contingent on sex. So, I'd say that's a pretty fair argument that relationships ultimately revolve around sex.

05-05-2006, 02:45 AM	#3
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05-05-2006, 02:37 AM	#2
gooddomains Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Netherlands Posts: 10,127	amen ...

05-05-2006, 02:48 AM	#5
topnotchxxx Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 207	Well, you are right there. I see that most relationship fails because of the lack of intimacy and intimacy is mostly about sex.

05-05-2006, 03:03 AM	#9
Hooligan So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2001 Posts: 1,472	From the mens point of view - you are right. For women - its different.

05-05-2006, 03:04 AM	#10
aico Moo Moo Cow Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Washington State Posts: 14,748	You needed proof? Should have just came to me, I would have saved you the trouble.