!!!!!!! I'm Going Try And Get Some Pussy Tonight - FOR REAL !!!!!!!

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  • BVF
    Black Vagina Finder
    • Jan 2002
    • 13975

    #51
    Originally posted by BoyAlley
    I'm go to a straight club and pull my gay dance moves on the floor and see if I can pick up a chick and get laid.

    It will probably work within 90 seconds.

    edit....50 gay dancers who pull women who want to "change" them.

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    • baddog
      So Fucking Banned
      • Apr 2001
      • 107089

      #52
      Originally posted by BoyAlley
      Only 6.5 hours left until I leave for the club! I need advice fellas!
      Pay attention. It will work.

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      • RhiannonAPM
        Confirmed User
        • Apr 2006
        • 728

        #53
        First off, from a chicks point of view. Don't call us bitches and hoes and that might help a little. And then maybe offer to buy a girl a drink (always go for the one who has tons of friends but shes not out dancing with them) They are always the ones who will give it up fast!! Good luck!!
        ICQ---257-820-736

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        • BigBen
          Confirmed User
          • Nov 2004
          • 2299

          #54
          Originally posted by BoyAlley
          Why can't I see myself going up to some hot blond and be like:

          "Hey, you shave that snatch or wtf?"

          Then assumin I don't get hit and she be like "Ya".

          Then I be like "Orly?".

          I don't think so. Bad advice.

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          • BoyAlley
            So Fucking Gay
            • Nov 2004
            • 19714

            #55
            Only Two Hours Left Until I Leave For Club FireStone!

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            • Elli
              Reach for those stars!
              • Apr 2003
              • 17991

              #56
              omg are you serious? You'll totally get some. If you want it, that is. You have to want it. But you have to act like you don't want it.

              ACT like you barely have time to talk to her because you have so many hot chicks wanting your attention.
              DO ask her to dance.
              DO buy her a drink. Not a whole lot because if she gets too drunk, there goes the evening.
              Once you have a girl chosen, tell her how all these other girls are still hitting on you, but you had to tell them no. Like say these chicks caught you on your way to the men's room and you were like, "no way, I'm with HER." She'll totally dig you
              email: [email protected]

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              • supermann
                Confirmed User
                • Jul 2004
                • 412

                #57
                keep us updated!! lol GL

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                • Wilbo
                  Confirmed User
                  • Feb 2001
                  • 2082

                  #58
                  So what happened?

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                  • BluMedia
                    Confirmed User
                    • Dec 2002
                    • 3973

                    #59
                    You could probably get laid by a woman easier than 75% of the guys on here, lol.

                    Mark
                    IntenseCash - If you can't convert us then you might want to look for a new job
                    .
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                    • NoWhErE
                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                      • Sep 2005
                      • 10583

                      #60
                      Lol funny how all the guys are saying you should go see escorts... wtf? WHY in the hell would someone pay for sex when its so easy to get for free?
                      skype: lordofthecameltoe

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                      • Wilbo
                        Confirmed User
                        • Feb 2001
                        • 2082

                        #61
                        So???????

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                        • Spunky
                          I need a beer
                          • Jun 2002
                          • 133986

                          #62
                          So how did you do?

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                          • dissipate
                            The Dirty Frenchman
                            • Nov 2005
                            • 8904

                            #63
                            We demand answers, how did the evening go?

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                            • broke
                              Confirmed User
                              • Aug 2003
                              • 4501

                              #64
                              Originally posted by BoyAlley
                              Why can't I see myself going up to some hot blond and be like:

                              "Hey, you shave that snatch or wtf?"

                              Then assumin I don't get hit and she be like "Ya".

                              Then I be like "Orly?".

                              I don't think so. Bad advice.

                              OMFG
                              Perfect Gonzo

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                              • Wilbo
                                Confirmed User
                                • Feb 2001
                                • 2082

                                #65
                                I'll bet he got some putang and now he just can't stand to let it go....... no more boys for him!!!

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                                • Doctor Dre
                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                  • Jan 2001
                                  • 51692

                                  #66
                                  Originally posted by BoyAlley
                                  All these guys keep messaging me on ICQ with numbers for escorts and websites that rank them. I'm not payin for pussy! Is this how all you breeder boys on here get laid?

                                  I'm get me a free slice tonight and you fools can slop the leftovers off my rod.
                                  A good tip is just talking and getting intorduced to them. I'm sure a lot of gals would like to fuck a gay dude knowing there is no chance there will be some problems after.

                                  How did it go afterall ?
                                  Originally posted by rayadp05
                                  I rebooted, deleted temp files, history, cookies and everything...still cannot view the news clip. All I see is that fucking gay ass music video from "Rick Roll". Anyone else have a different link to the news clip?

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                                  • tenderobject
                                    Need Designs? 312352846
                                    • Dec 2004
                                    • 11688

                                    #67
                                    goodluck bro with the pussies!


                                    NEED DESIGNS?!?

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                                    • BoyAlley
                                      So Fucking Gay
                                      • Nov 2004
                                      • 19714

                                      #68
                                      Originally posted by Doctor Dre
                                      How did it go afterall ?
                                      OK. I did NOT have a good time last night! You fuckin breeder bois left out one VERY IMPORTANT TIP!!!!!

                                      MAKE SURE SHE DONT GOT A BOYFRIEND BEFORE YOU ASK HER 'BOUT HER SNATCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                                      Fuckin hell yo! GAWD DAYUM that were some mad dramas!!!!!!

                                      But it's OK. Im try again next Friday! I learned my lesson!

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                                      • Libertine
                                        sex dwarf
                                        • May 2002
                                        • 17860

                                        #69
                                        Originally posted by BoyAlley
                                        OK. I did NOT have a good time last night! You fuckin breeder bois left out one VERY IMPORTANT TIP!!!!!

                                        MAKE SURE SHE DONT GOT A BOYFRIEND BEFORE YOU ASK HER 'BOUT HER SNATCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                                        Fuckin hell yo! GAWD DAYUM that were some mad dramas!!!!!!

                                        But it's OK. Im try again next Friday! I learned my lesson!
                                        Details please?
                                        /(bb|[^b]{2})/

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                                        • sfera
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Aug 2005
                                          • 8597

                                          #70
                                          haha whoop her bf's ass, show how is the man, then fuck him in the ass

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                                          • gangbangjoe
                                            Ronin
                                            • May 2004
                                            • 17693

                                            #71
                                            wait for village peoples ymca and pull your moves
                                            chicks dig gay guys

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                                            • BlackCrayon
                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                              • Jun 2003
                                              • 19634

                                              #72
                                              Originally posted by gangbangjoe
                                              wait for village peoples ymca and pull your moves
                                              chicks dig gay guys
                                              i wonder if the girls think about how much asshole their dick has been in while they suck it
                                              you don't know you're wearing a leash if you sit by the peg all day..

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