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Old 05-03-2006, 12:54 AM   #1
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What would you do if a cute little midget girl was hitting on you?

Lets say some cute little midget girl was flirting with you at a webmaster party and making comments about how she was perfect height to give you a BJ and how she is so horny and so on. After getting over the fact that a cute little midget wants to fuck you would you maybe consider hitting it or maybe getting a BJ just for a crazy experience?
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Old 05-03-2006, 12:57 AM   #2
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Old 05-03-2006, 01:00 AM   #3
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Old 05-03-2006, 01:01 AM   #4
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Old 05-03-2006, 01:03 AM   #5
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dude I wanna do brigette the midget so yeah I would in a heart beat
reminds me of a joke
what do you call a gay midget??
a low blow
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Old 05-03-2006, 01:04 AM   #6
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Old 05-03-2006, 01:09 AM   #7
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Old 05-03-2006, 01:21 AM   #8
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Old 05-03-2006, 01:23 AM   #9
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Yeah i'd pass, midgets scare me...
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Old 05-03-2006, 01:27 AM   #10
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do you really need to consult gfy for this, you should have hit that already
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Old 05-03-2006, 01:42 AM   #11
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There's a hot little blonde midget actress, she's been on Seinfeld and she was in the movie "Total Recall".... HER I would do in a heartbeat.

Ah, here she is...Debbie Lee Carrington.
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Old 05-03-2006, 01:44 AM   #12
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Old 05-03-2006, 01:56 AM   #13
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Old 05-03-2006, 01:59 AM   #14
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Old 05-03-2006, 02:04 AM   #15
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Old 05-03-2006, 02:10 AM   #16
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Old 05-03-2006, 02:18 AM   #17
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Lets say some cute little midget girl was flirting with you at a webmaster party and making comments about how she was perfect height to give you a BJ and how she is so horny and so on. After getting over the fact that a cute little midget wants to fuck you would you maybe consider hitting it or maybe getting a BJ just for a crazy experience?

I`D KICK THE C(_)NT IN FACE & SEND HER BACK TO OZ !!!
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Old 05-03-2006, 02:37 AM   #18
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Old 05-03-2006, 02:38 AM   #19
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Old 05-03-2006, 03:41 AM   #20
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Old 05-03-2006, 05:15 AM   #21
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Old 05-03-2006, 05:20 AM   #22
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Old 05-03-2006, 05:34 AM   #23
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Old 05-03-2006, 05:36 AM   #24
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Old 05-03-2006, 06:07 AM   #27
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Old 05-03-2006, 06:25 AM   #28
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Even really short people creep me the fuck out. Imagining a midget with stumpy arms and fingers touching you... *GAGS*!
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Old 05-03-2006, 06:26 AM   #29
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Old 05-07-2006, 10:47 AM   #30
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Old 05-07-2006, 11:03 AM   #31
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I'd hit it if I was drunk. If I wasn't drunk I'd get drunk.
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Old 05-07-2006, 11:27 AM   #32
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Old 05-07-2006, 11:32 AM   #33
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Old 05-07-2006, 12:24 PM   #35
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Pray she had a twin and owned a donkey. Cross one more line from my list.
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Old 05-08-2006, 01:29 AM   #46
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