Your keyboard is dirtier than your toilet seat. - GoFuckYourself.com

GatorB · 05-03-2006, 03:36 AM

In fact, the average desk harbors 400 times more bacteria than the average toilet seat, says Gerba, whose latest survey focuses on the germiest professions.

"Nobody cleans the desktop, usually, until they stick to it," he says.

http://health.yahoo.com/news/147335

I think I'm going to invent a toilet seat keyboard.

BlackWitch · 05-03-2006, 03:37 AM

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Originally Posted by GatorB

I think I'm going to invent a toilet seat keyboard.

so you can shit on the internet ?
I think it was already invented

skinnay · 05-03-2006, 03:38 AM

as long as i dont get herpes from it

martinsc · 05-03-2006, 03:38 AM

dirty little keyboard...

GatorB · 05-03-2006, 03:41 AM

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Originally Posted by -=LC=-

and kitchen sink wash rags or sponges are also very germy

That's why I rinse them out good and hang them to dry.

princess · 05-03-2006, 03:49 AM

I clean mine quite often.

martinsc · 05-03-2006, 03:51 AM

i think the dirtiest thing is the flush button on public toilets...

Wiggles · 05-03-2006, 05:50 AM

my keyboard has lots of lost dna ;)

sweetcuties · 05-03-2006, 05:53 AM

Yea, my keyboard is fucked up... my girl said something about it a few weeks ago

BluewireAngie · 05-03-2006, 05:59 AM

Not mine. I always wipe my table with alcohol before I use it.

And if there's nothing to do I see to it that there's no dust in between my keys.:D

Manowar · 05-03-2006, 06:05 AM

oh well, helps me build up a resistance

Barefootsies · 05-03-2006, 06:50 AM

I'd say this is a pretty accurate assessment. Considering a lot of the keyboards I've seen, and the number of gross motherfuckers who do not wash after pinching a loaf.

directfiesta · 05-03-2006, 07:09 AM

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Originally Posted by martinsc

i think the dirtiest thing is the flush button on public toilets...

The door handle when you get out ... I always have a napkin to open it

MickeyG · 05-03-2006, 07:16 AM

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Originally Posted by directfiesta

The door handle when you get out ... I always have a napkin to open it

the door handle is the worst, I agree. I'll have to remember the napkin trick. I feel dumb for not thinking about it before..

But here's another gross one.. Condiments at restaraunts. How often do you pick up the ketchup on the table then eat with your hands? Cheese at the pizza place? Absolutely gross.

Enema · 05-03-2006, 07:27 AM

My trick is to drink enough alcohol that i get drunk.

Then, when I'm drunk, I naturally spill alcohol onto the keyboard and my fingers...

thus, through mother nature's circle... my desk is cleaned.

Choppa · 05-03-2006, 07:29 AM

yeah CSI would have a field day with my keyboard

fl_prn_str · 05-03-2006, 07:30 AM

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Originally Posted by BlackWitch

so you can shit on the internet ?
I think it was already invented

the internet is full of shit as it is...............

Grapesoda · 05-03-2006, 07:39 AM

not mine, yours is though

gooddomains · 05-03-2006, 07:40 AM

I have shit stains on mine

Quagmire · 05-03-2006, 07:44 AM

your mom is dirtier than my keyboard

oceania · 05-03-2006, 07:48 AM

oh gawd a true TMI piece of info
yuck
off to clean my keyboard and desk

ButtUgly-Bertha · 05-03-2006, 08:25 AM

Since I don't plan to lick either one, please tell me who cares

Jman · 05-03-2006, 08:31 AM

Not sure if my keyboard could go threw customs

chase · 05-03-2006, 08:39 AM

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Originally Posted by GatorB

"Nobody cleans the desktop, usually, until they stick to it," he says.

GregA · 05-03-2006, 10:09 AM

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Originally Posted by GatorB

In fact, the average desk harbors 400 times more bacteria than the average toilet seat, says Gerba, whose latest survey focuses on the germiest professions.

"Nobody cleans the desktop, usually, until they stick to it," he says.

so a few times a day right? :P

GatorB · 05-03-2006, 10:38 AM

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Originally Posted by directfiesta

The door handle when you get out ... I always have a napkin to open it

Nope

For example, the bathroom.

"Toilets get a bad rap. So does the door on the way out," Gerba said.

Bathroom sinks, however, are another matter. "Sinks are usually high (in bacterial counts) to begin with," Gerba said. "They have got everything a bacteria likes. It's wet, it's moist. In a home we usually find more E. coli in a sink than a toilet."

Men's rooms, too. "Usually the dirtiest handles in public restrooms are urinal flush handles," he said.

XxXotic · 05-03-2006, 10:52 AM

your asshole is also cleaner then your mouth

BluewireAngie · 05-03-2006, 10:58 AM

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Originally Posted by XxXotic

your asshole is also cleaner then your mouth

hahaha......

kmanrox · 05-03-2006, 11:01 AM

Anyone heard from him? What's he doing?

he's a webmaster from ft. lauderdale, used to work closely with the CEN guys etc...

mechanicvirus · 05-03-2006, 11:06 AM

Thanks im gonna go take all my keys off and lick it

madawgz · 05-03-2006, 11:08 AM

damn, i should start cleaning it then

Barefootsies · 05-03-2006, 03:24 PM

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Originally Posted by madawgz

damn, i should start cleaning it then

Try washing your hands after pinching a loaf first.

Ross · 05-03-2006, 03:31 PM

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Originally Posted by GatorB

That's why I rinse them out good and hang them to dry.

I through them away at the end of the day, start fresh with a new one in the morning.

munki · 05-03-2006, 03:38 PM

Not mine...

I think I'm addicted to this stuff.

majorbitch · 05-03-2006, 03:43 PM

Oh gross... who knew?

Vitasoy · 05-03-2006, 09:04 PM

Sick.. but I still eat while I type ;)

Bama · 05-03-2006, 10:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Barefootsies

I'd say this is a pretty accurate assessment. Considering a lot of the keyboards I've seen, and the number of gross motherfuckers who do not wash after pinching a loaf.

You do realize that you're supposed to be using toilet paper or wipes and not your bare hand don't you?

gecko · 05-03-2006, 10:34 PM

If it does not kill you, will only make you stronger ;)

GatorB · 05-04-2006, 01:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Bama

You do realize that you're supposed to be using toilet paper or wipes and not your bare hand don't you?

You think a little bit of toilet paper is going to fecal germs? I can tell you ever wash after shitting. Ewwwwww. Remind me never come over to your house for dinner.

Let me ask you this, would you let a denitist put his hands in your mouth after he pinched a loaf without washing his hands first?

xNetworx · 05-04-2006, 01:59 AM

my keyboard has semen on it

Barefootsies · 05-04-2006, 02:51 AM

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Originally Posted by GatorB

You think a little bit of toilet paper is going to fecal germs? I can tell you ever wash after shitting. Ewwwwww. Remind me never come over to your house for dinner.

Let me ask you this, would you let a denitist put his hands in your mouth after he pinched a loaf without washing his hands first?

My point exactly.

When I worked in an office, I was stunned how many of the dude's would drop a turd, not wash their hands, and then try and touch you or shake your hand later in the day.

Same in the mall. You get done doing your business, wash you hands, and plenty of people get done taking a shit. Walk past you. Then you see them returning to their job in the foot court.

KRL · 05-04-2006, 04:45 AM

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Originally Posted by MikyMunki

Not mine...

I think I'm addicted to this stuff.

That does the job!

Grossest thing is cash money. Think of how many dirty hands and pockets that money has been in before reaching you.

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