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Jakke PNG · 05-14-2002, 11:55 AM

I don't need your fucking money or symphaty.

I need help with math. I have a 10 smallish exercises I gotta do by tomorrow, and I have 400 pages of networking to be red by tomorrow also, I have a big test, and I give it priority.
If anyone feel they're good with math and can spare a few minutes to check the math out, hit me up on ICQ and I'll translate the exercises for ya. They're really not hard but I don't wanna think about them now.

Cheers.

Amputate Your Head · 05-14-2002, 11:57 AM

I got this ol' busted calculator....

Blondy · 05-14-2002, 11:58 AM

Math is not my strong suit. You don't want me near those papers.

Jakke PNG · 05-14-2002, 11:58 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
I got this ol' busted calculator....

Yeah, me too.. that's why I asked for help.

Really, I am reading the networking studies I have.. not just GFY..
Gotta keep an eye out for my own post.

ldinternet · 05-14-2002, 11:59 AM

post the math questions here!

it should vacate the board within around 10 minutes.

Sly_RJ · 05-14-2002, 12:05 PM

I'm laughing too hard to type properly. Ok, maybe not, but still!

Here's some math help:
2 + 4 = 7
10 / 5 = 3
5 * 4 = 22
0 + 0 = 97

boneprone · 05-14-2002, 12:09 PM

i hate school.
Fuck it, you are wasting your time and $$.

FIght the Power

Jakke PNG · 05-14-2002, 12:10 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by boneprone
i hate school.
Fuck it, you are wasting your time and $$.

FIght the Power

My mom won't give me allowance if I don't go to school

Jakke PNG · 05-14-2002, 12:13 PM

http://www.teenmafia.com/helpme.rtf
There it is.
Have fun if you please. I'm too stupid to translate some of them, and it's a bit simplified.. hehe..
if you decide to give it a shot and manage to solve something.. I also need to know how.
like "the answer to #1 is john" is no good.. I want to know how you ended up to "john"..

boneprone · 05-14-2002, 12:16 PM

fuck that looks horrible

Amputate Your Head · 05-14-2002, 12:18 PM

dude.... burn that paper and forget it... that's some kind alien quantum math for hyperspace travel or some shit...

Sly_RJ · 05-14-2002, 12:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TeenGodFather
http://www.teenmafia.com/helpme.rtf
There it is.
Have fun if you please. I'm too stupid to translate some of them, and it's a bit simplified.. hehe..
if you decide to give it a shot and manage to solve something.. I also need to know how.
like "the answer to #1 is john" is no good.. I want to know how you ended up to "john"..

Would you like me to fluff your pillow, too?

Jakke PNG · 05-14-2002, 12:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by boneprone
fuck that looks horrible

Yeah.. and this is a 'quality test' hehe.. we should ALL pass this in order to qualify for the easiest math class..

These should be basic knowledge for us.

Jakke PNG · 05-14-2002, 12:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sly_RJ

Would you like me to fluff your pillow, too?

Yes please.

It's 10:30pm here..
I've been doing fucking schoolwork for 18 hours straight.. time's running out.
I'm currently also reading the damn network shit.. I don't care about concurrency control

FreeNetPass Steve · 05-14-2002, 12:24 PM

It just goes to show.... waiting until the last minute to finish your school work REALLY SUCKS!

But.... doing your school work before the last minute REALLY SUCKS!

Catch 22... good luck.

Jakke PNG · 05-14-2002, 12:29 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by FreeNetPass Steve
It just goes to show.... waiting until the last minute to finish your school work REALLY SUCKS!

But.... doing your school work before the last minute REALLY SUCKS!

Catch 22... good luck.

I need it! Thanks..
Oh, btw..

Catch 22 is an excellent book if someone wants to read it.

Okay.. I'm pretty much off now..

I... must... turn .. the ... computer... offfff...

NO!

Wiredoctor · 05-14-2002, 12:49 PM

Your gonna fail both tests.....LOLOL Your mommy is going to be mad at you for wasting her money.

GoLiaT · 05-14-2002, 02:39 PM

Ok done
where do you want me to send the results ?

XXXManager · 05-14-2002, 02:56 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sly_RJ
Here's some math help:
2 + 4 = 7
10 / 5 = 3
5 * 4 = 22
0 + 0 = 97

No dummy!
0 + 0 is not 97.
0 + 0 = 0 !!!
some people amazes me.

its
0 / 0 = 97 !!!

brutus · 05-14-2002, 03:47 PM

Quit your school and be like a MAN!
Start working as a webmaster full time!

No need to calculate $$$ just throw your checks to your bank and let em do maths for you! Cool.

Jakke PNG · 05-14-2002, 11:55 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by brutus
Quit your school and be like a MAN!
Start working as a webmaster full time!

No need to calculate $$$ just throw your checks to your bank and let em do maths for you! Cool.

That's what I've been doing, that's why I'm a bit late on my school assignments.

chodadog · 05-15-2002, 12:00 AM

Ahh, i would have been able to help you with this 2 years ago when i was doing engineering math. But since then, i've managed to forget all mathematical technique besides add and minus.

chodadog · 05-15-2002, 12:19 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by TeenGodFather

That's what I've been doing, that's why I'm a bit late on my school assignments.

Haha, that's what i did. I just got an email yesterday saying that if i was to submit the url for my major portfolio for web design, i could still pass. So, i replied, with the URL for my porn site.. still no reply.. he's prolly to busy whackin' off.

jimmy3way · 05-15-2002, 12:46 AM

The math looks easy but god damn me if I can understand that crazy moonman language.

Nedder · 05-15-2002, 12:51 AM

that is some pretty basic shizit, i think i was doing that in 7th grade.

Nz

Nedder · 05-15-2002, 12:52 AM

I didnt say I got'em right though

Nz

Fletch XXX · 05-15-2002, 01:43 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sly_RJ
I'm laughing too hard to type properly. Ok, maybe not, but still!

Here's some math help:
2 + 4 = 7
10 / 5 = 3
5 * 4 = 22
0 + 0 = 97

you fucking made me laugh

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05-14-2002, 12:13 PM	#9
Jakke PNG ex-TeenGodFather Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Suomi Finland Perkele Posts: 20,306	http://www.teenmafia.com/helpme.rtf There it is. Have fun if you please. I'm too stupid to translate some of them, and it's a bit simplified.. hehe.. if you decide to give it a shot and manage to solve something.. I also need to know how. like "the answer to #1 is john" is no good.. I want to know how you ended up to "john".. __________________ ..and I'm off.

05-14-2002, 12:16 PM	#10
boneprone Hall Of Fame Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Portland Oregon USA Posts: 34,415	fuck that looks horrible __________________ Industry Hall Of Fame Legend Mike Jones Bow to the Power - Still BP4L http://gfyawards.com/hall-of-fame Learn about it kids.

05-14-2002, 11:55 AM	#1
Jakke PNG ex-TeenGodFather Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Suomi Finland Perkele Posts: 20,306	Anyone wanna help in a time of need? I don't need your fucking money or symphaty. I need help with math. I have a 10 smallish exercises I gotta do by tomorrow, and I have 400 pages of networking to be red by tomorrow also, I have a big test, and I give it priority. If anyone feel they're good with math and can spare a few minutes to check the math out, hit me up on ICQ and I'll translate the exercises for ya. They're really not hard but I don't wanna think about them now. Cheers. __________________ ..and I'm off.

05-14-2002, 11:57 AM	#2
Amputate Your Head There can be only one Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Somewhere else Posts: 39,075	I got this ol' busted calculator....

05-14-2002, 11:59 AM	#5
ldinternet Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 8,245	post the math questions here! it should vacate the board within around 10 minutes.

05-14-2002, 12:18 PM	#11
Amputate Your Head There can be only one Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Somewhere else Posts: 39,075	dude.... burn that paper and forget it... that's some kind alien quantum math for hyperspace travel or some shit...

05-14-2002, 12:24 PM	#15
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05-14-2002, 02:39 PM	#18
GoLiaT Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 1,130	Ok done where do you want me to send the results ?

05-14-2002, 03:47 PM	#20
brutus Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Living in the bottle. Posts: 590	Quit your school and be like a MAN! Start working as a webmaster full time! No need to calculate $$$ just throw your checks to your bank and let em do maths for you! Cool.

05-15-2002, 12:00 AM	#22
chodadog Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 9,736	Ahh, i would have been able to help you with this 2 years ago when i was doing engineering math. But since then, i've managed to forget all mathematical technique besides add and minus.

05-15-2002, 12:46 AM	#24
jimmy3way Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Top Secret Hideout Posts: 2,508	The math looks easy but god damn me if I can understand that crazy moonman language. __________________ One thing, I forgot this last detail: the Biz Markie will always prevail.

05-15-2002, 12:51 AM	#25
Nedder Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 555	that is some pretty basic shizit, i think i was doing that in 7th grade. Nz

05-15-2002, 12:52 AM	#26
Nedder Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 555	I didnt say I got'em right though Nz