Synonyms For Masturbation - GoFuckYourself.com

DPlayMax · 05-14-2002, 09:41 AM

Having a session with the wise master

Hand start the one eyed yogurt thrower

Memory Bank Spank

Getting jiggy with it

Cleaning the snorkel

Mugging the Kojak Doll

Giving flipper a backrub

Making pudding'

Shaking hands with Mr. Happy

Making sewer babies

Dating the palm sisters

Cocking the Gun

Filling up the belly button well

Conditioning the leather

Rubbing one off

Satisfying King Solomon

Inflating the Zeppelin

Massaging the Marrionette, no strings attached

Extracting a core sample

Enforcing the "No Fly Zone"

Digital Manipulation of the Coital Apparatus

Testing out the magic love wand

The Rise and Fall of Peter the Great

Firing the Surgeon General

Squeaky the squirrel

Taking Herman to the circus

Freeing the soldiers of love

Boobytrapping a toilet seat

Galloping the lizard

Five finger boogie on the blue vein

Tickling little Tommy behind the ear

Walking the one eyed dog

Making gravy

Humping the old hand

Greasing The Baseball Bat

One man tug of War

Hang The Hamster

5 Digit Disco

Rocking the lil' man in the boat

The disappearing cigar trick

Male polishing the stinger

Checking the tweeters

Shaking hands with the wife's wedding present

Launching the heat seeking moisture missile

Filleting the trouser trout

Jerking my johnson

Lathering the Latin love lance

Bending to the will of the one eyed purple warrior

Spew from the column of delight

Honking bobo

Riding the one eyed wonder horse

Saying hello to my little friend

Prostate Maintenance

Honking the burrito

Pickle dancing

Skipping rocks off the lake of love

Shaving the cucumber

Faxing a hard copy to the Castro

Walking the dog

Using the Force

Flogging the dolphin

Whipping up some baby batter

Feeding your trouser-mouse

Jolting the bean

Cock the cannon

Supply and Demand

Putting mayo on the knuckle sandwich

Doing the hand-jive

Firing the photon torpedoes

Shooting putty at the moon

The sperm manicure

Putting the dog's eye out

Rubbing the nub

Saying hi to big Jim and the twins

Verifying your manhood

Worshiping the fist prince

Yanking the penal cord

Flushing babies

The two fisted monkey slap

The blob blaster

Spewing crude

Wank your crank

Skanking the pickle

Smacking the pudge

Unrolling the turtle neck

Unsheathing the shlong

Shining the helmet

Dressing up like the mail man

Spit shining the trophy

Making love with miss Right

Spin the humming top

Letting off a few wrist rockets

Freeing the Willies

Petting the Parrot

Punching the Munchkin

Spanking the Monkey

Slapping the Salami

Choking the Chicken

Caressing the Cucumber

Doing the Mighty Wang Chung

Shining the Shaft

Tweaking the Totem Pole

Lubricating the Piston

Beating the Meat

Arming the Torpedo

Playing One Arm Bandit

Playing One Eyed Bandit

Playing the Skin Flute

Fondling the Fountain

Churning Butter

It's the Middle School Rodeo

Knuckle Shuffle on the Piss Pump

Gushing the Geyser

Milking the Heifer

Squeezing the Squirrel

Jerking Off

Pulling the Pud

Pulling a Pee-Wee

Going Blind

Growing Hair on the Palms

Waxing the Dolphin

Beating the Bishop

Jerking the Gherkin

Whacking Off

Pounding the Pepperoni

Cleaning the Canoli

Special Saucing the Big Mac

Fondling the Fahita

Banging the Burrito

Heisting the Jewels

Hustling the Hog

Waxing the T-Bird

Polishing the Rocket

Getting Your Pole Varnished

Chaffing the chimp

Making the Meat-Whistle

Torching the Taliwacker

Giving it a Tug

Shaking Hands with the Unemployed

Beating the boner

Handling the hard on

Yanking your chain

Sanding the woody

Lubricating the love stick

Sharpening the pencil

Tickling old one-eye

Making the Cyclops fight the five headed monster until he cries

Grabbing the grouse

Spackling the ceiling

Bopping the baloney

Pumping the gas

Draining the main vein

Worshiping the finger prince

Pumping the revolver

Shooting the 6 shooter

Polishing the family jewels

Waxing your Rocket

Spilling milk

Working the glue stick

Pleasing the turtle

Playing "hookey"

Walking the bearded one-eyed love dog

Beating the piss outta my best friend

Making a knuckle hot dog

Cuffing the carrot

Chugging the choo-choo

Making "Love" in the hand

Squeezing the cream out of the flesh Twinkie(tm)

Making Johnny Walker red

Playing Rumple Foreskin

Wrestling the Bald Headed Champ

Punching the Clown

Plucking the duck

Choking the snake

Tugging the Tapioca Tube

Getting to be better friends with Willy

Stretching before strenuous exercise

Taming Goliath

Corralling the Tadpoles

Jacking my Mule

Flogging yer dummy

Roughing up the suspect ('Cause you know he's guilty)

Putting miles on your monkey

Getting a little off-hand

any others????

ElvisManson · 05-14-2002, 09:43 AM

You missed getting jerked around waiting for traffic.

eRock · 05-14-2002, 09:47 AM

Five knuckle shuffle...

UnseenWorld · 05-14-2002, 09:52 AM

posting on GFY

kmanrox · 05-14-2002, 11:37 AM

a free-for-all ?

FreeNetPass Steve · 05-14-2002, 11:48 AM

Don't forget:
Slapping the sausage
Tenderizing the Tube Steak

Platinum Cherry · 05-14-2002, 11:54 AM

Fill the taco! LMAO

Fiddle with the kitty!

These are just a couple, for the rest you can buy my book!!

Hugs n' Kisses

Sly_RJ · 05-14-2002, 12:15 PM

MetaFormX.

Babelicious · 05-14-2002, 12:26 PM

Christ! I have time to cum twice just reading the damn thing

Blondy · 05-14-2002, 12:52 PM

what about "boxing the clown"

FreeNetPass Steve · 05-14-2002, 12:57 PM

Boxing the clown? It would take longer to paint it like a clown and add the red nose than to get off.

Queueyon · 05-14-2002, 03:09 PM

I did not read one that applies to woman, what we dont frigg off?

Sugarpuss · 05-14-2002, 03:12 PM

is that all?

surely there are more

Hawkeye · 05-14-2002, 06:59 PM

Running off a batch by hand.

05-14-2002, 09:41 AM	#1
DPlayMax Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Phoenix, Arizona Posts: 699	Synonyms For Masturbation Having a session with the wise master Hand start the one eyed yogurt thrower Memory Bank Spank Getting jiggy with it Cleaning the snorkel Mugging the Kojak Doll Giving flipper a backrub Making pudding' Shaking hands with Mr. Happy Making sewer babies Dating the palm sisters Cocking the Gun Filling up the belly button well Conditioning the leather Rubbing one off Satisfying King Solomon Inflating the Zeppelin Massaging the Marrionette, no strings attached Extracting a core sample Enforcing the "No Fly Zone" Digital Manipulation of the Coital Apparatus Testing out the magic love wand The Rise and Fall of Peter the Great Firing the Surgeon General Squeaky the squirrel Taking Herman to the circus Freeing the soldiers of love Boobytrapping a toilet seat Galloping the lizard Five finger boogie on the blue vein Tickling little Tommy behind the ear Walking the one eyed dog Making gravy Humping the old hand Greasing The Baseball Bat One man tug of War Hang The Hamster 5 Digit Disco Rocking the lil' man in the boat The disappearing cigar trick Male polishing the stinger Checking the tweeters Shaking hands with the wife's wedding present Launching the heat seeking moisture missile Filleting the trouser trout Jerking my johnson Lathering the Latin love lance Bending to the will of the one eyed purple warrior Spew from the column of delight Honking bobo Riding the one eyed wonder horse Saying hello to my little friend Prostate Maintenance Honking the burrito Pickle dancing Skipping rocks off the lake of love Shaving the cucumber Faxing a hard copy to the Castro Walking the dog Using the Force Flogging the dolphin Whipping up some baby batter Feeding your trouser-mouse Jolting the bean Cock the cannon Supply and Demand Putting mayo on the knuckle sandwich Doing the hand-jive Firing the photon torpedoes Shooting putty at the moon The sperm manicure Putting the dog's eye out Rubbing the nub Saying hi to big Jim and the twins Verifying your manhood Worshiping the fist prince Yanking the penal cord Flushing babies The two fisted monkey slap The blob blaster Spewing crude Wank your crank Skanking the pickle Smacking the pudge Unrolling the turtle neck Unsheathing the shlong Shining the helmet Dressing up like the mail man Spit shining the trophy Making love with miss Right Spin the humming top Letting off a few wrist rockets Freeing the Willies Petting the Parrot Punching the Munchkin Spanking the Monkey Slapping the Salami Choking the Chicken Caressing the Cucumber Doing the Mighty Wang Chung Shining the Shaft Tweaking the Totem Pole Lubricating the Piston Beating the Meat Arming the Torpedo Playing One Arm Bandit Playing One Eyed Bandit Playing the Skin Flute Fondling the Fountain Churning Butter It's the Middle School Rodeo Knuckle Shuffle on the Piss Pump Gushing the Geyser Milking the Heifer Squeezing the Squirrel Jerking Off Pulling the Pud Pulling a Pee-Wee Going Blind Growing Hair on the Palms Waxing the Dolphin Beating the Bishop Jerking the Gherkin Whacking Off Pounding the Pepperoni Cleaning the Canoli Special Saucing the Big Mac Fondling the Fahita Banging the Burrito Heisting the Jewels Hustling the Hog Waxing the T-Bird Polishing the Rocket Getting Your Pole Varnished Chaffing the chimp Making the Meat-Whistle Torching the Taliwacker Giving it a Tug Shaking Hands with the Unemployed Beating the boner Handling the hard on Yanking your chain Sanding the woody Lubricating the love stick Sharpening the pencil Tickling old one-eye Making the Cyclops fight the five headed monster until he cries Grabbing the grouse Spackling the ceiling Bopping the baloney Pumping the gas Draining the main vein Worshiping the finger prince Pumping the revolver Shooting the 6 shooter Polishing the family jewels Waxing your Rocket Spilling milk Working the glue stick Pleasing the turtle Playing "hookey" Walking the bearded one-eyed love dog Beating the piss outta my best friend Making a knuckle hot dog Cuffing the carrot Chugging the choo-choo Making "Love" in the hand Squeezing the cream out of the flesh Twinkie(tm) Making Johnny Walker red Playing Rumple Foreskin Wrestling the Bald Headed Champ Punching the Clown Plucking the duck Choking the snake Tugging the Tapioca Tube Getting to be better friends with Willy Stretching before strenuous exercise Taming Goliath Corralling the Tadpoles Jacking my Mule Flogging yer dummy Roughing up the suspect ('Cause you know he's guilty) Putting miles on your monkey Getting a little off-hand any others???? __________________ The #1 rule of GFY is not to spam other boards. http://www.gofuckyourself.com/gfy_faqs.html

05-14-2002, 09:52 AM	#4
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05-14-2002, 11:37 AM	#5
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05-14-2002, 11:48 AM	#6
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05-14-2002, 11:54 AM	#7
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05-14-2002, 09:43 AM	#2
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05-14-2002, 12:26 PM	#9
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05-14-2002, 12:52 PM	#10
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05-14-2002, 12:57 PM	#11
FreeNetPass Steve Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: A van down by the river Posts: 442	Boxing the clown? It would take longer to paint it like a clown and add the red nose than to get off. __________________ SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60. Last edited by FreeNetPass Steve; 05-14-2002 at 12:58 PM..

05-14-2002, 03:09 PM	#12
Queueyon Registered User Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: In my house or yours Posts: 73	I did not read one that applies to woman, what we dont frigg off? __________________ Lock it or I will have it

05-14-2002, 03:12 PM	#13
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05-14-2002, 06:59 PM	#14
Hawkeye Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 1,291	Running off a batch by hand.