LAWD My Boyfriend's In The Kitchen Making Biscuits And Gravy And Bacon Again!!!!!!!!! - GoFuckYourself.com

BoyAlley · 05-03-2006, 09:02 PM

I am sooooooooooo going to die of a heart attack before I turn 30.

But I will die happy, with a biscuit in one hand, and a slice of bacon in the other.

Thank you lord Jesus Christ and Holy Mary Mother of God for bestowing upon my gay homosexual ass a boyfriend that was raised in the south, and has been given thy divine powers of homemade biscuit and gravy making!

Allmen. Erm, I mean, Amen.........

SleazyDream · 05-03-2006, 09:04 PM

curious, are southern gay guys as alluring as southern belles?

cause that accent- god damn it's sexy

BoyAlley · 05-03-2006, 09:05 PM

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Originally Posted by SleazyDream

curious, are southern gay guys as alluring as southern belles?

cause that accent- god damn it's sexy

Helllllllll yes it's sexy! He's my southern bumpkin!

When I first met him he had this pair of "overalls" he use to wear with nothing but a white tshirt along with that accent. LAWD MERCY!

Monique Niccole · 05-03-2006, 09:11 PM

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Originally Posted by BoyAlley

Helllllllll yes it's sexy! He's my southern bumpkin!

When I first met him he had this pair of "overalls" he use to wear with nothing but a white tshirt along with that accent. LAWD MERCY!

Where is he from?

Southern boys are really sweet. Most of them are very gentlemanly. Never vulgar. They open doors, pull out your chair, etc. I know that sounds so simple and it's not isolated to Southern boys, but it just seems more common in them. And you gotta love that Southern drawl.

BoyAlley · 05-03-2006, 09:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Afrekete

Where is he from?
Southern boys are really sweet. Most of them are very gentlemanly. Never vulgar. They open doors, pull out your chair, etc. I know that sounds so simple and it's not isolated to Southern boys, but it just seems more common in them. And you gotta love that Southern drawl.

He's from Nashville Tennessee.

Although he's a southern boy, he's also a police officer, so I can't say he's without vulgar language.

But we've been together 7.5 years now, and I wouldn't trade my southern boy for the world!

xNetworx · 05-03-2006, 09:15 PM

Is this some kind of gay inuendo?

Biscuits = Butt Cheeks
Gravy = Semen

Kitchen = Your rectum?

I could be wrong

BoyAlley · 05-03-2006, 10:09 PM

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Originally Posted by pimpporn

Is this some kind of gay inuendo?
Biscuits = Butt Cheeks
Gravy = Semen
Kitchen = Your rectum?
I could be wrong

Uhm, yes, you're way wrong. You sick closet case faggot!

DeanCapture · 05-03-2006, 10:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Afrekete

Where is he from?

Southern boys are really sweet. Most of them are very gentlemanly. Never vulgar. They open doors, pull out your chair, etc. I know that sounds so simple and it's not isolated to Southern boys, but it just seems more common in them. And you gotta love that Southern drawl.

Hmmmm, your describing me to a "T"

xNetworx · 05-03-2006, 10:18 PM

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Originally Posted by BoyAlley

Uhm, yes, you're way wrong. You sick closet case faggot!

Oh yah I forgot,

Bacon = Your boyfriends poo scented rod

Malicious Biz · 05-03-2006, 10:21 PM

if you play your cards right... you may be able to get him to violate your asshole with some sausage.

Mr.Right - Banned For Life · 05-03-2006, 10:23 PM

I wish i did not click on this thread.

Monique Niccole · 05-03-2006, 10:26 PM

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Originally Posted by DeanCapture

Hmmmm, your describing me to a "T"

I just always assumed you were a Californian. So you're a Southern boy? How YOU doin'?

DeanCapture · 05-03-2006, 10:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Afrekete

I just always assumed you were a Californian. So you're a Southern boy? How YOU doin'?

Yea - I must confess - I'm a southern boy. Born in Savannah GA and raise in Memphis, TN. I'm a Californian now but I still have my southern charm...and my accent

LexiLexxx · 05-03-2006, 10:30 PM

lol, nice!!!

reminds me of the time, I woke up from a huge party night...with a biscuit in one hand and my hair in a ponytail, Mom put my hair back from getting sick, since she did the ponytail crap all my young years, I HATE my hair in any kind of ponytail. Mom is cool, even gave me a wet wash rag and helped me brush my teeth.

Deej · 05-03-2006, 10:31 PM

Biscuits n Gravy is the shit! I took a trip to LA and VEgas back when I was in high school....every place we stopped to eat O had biscuits and gravy...I tested the whole west coast you could say. I couldnt do that shit now.

Most were made from a bag crap, but i did manage to find a good ma n pa hole in the wall homemade portion and I think a good recipe from some buffet place in vegas.....the rest was mediocre....

I make a mean set of BnG

good food homo...

rants · 05-03-2006, 10:31 PM

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Originally Posted by BoyAlley

He's from Nashville Tennessee.

Although he's a southern boy, he's also a police officer, so I can't say he's without vulgar language.

But we've been together 7.5 years now, and I wouldn't trade my southern boy for the world!

Police officer doesnt mind that you sell porn? Usually they are conservative and very anti-porn.

Monique Niccole · 05-03-2006, 10:41 PM

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Originally Posted by DeanCapture

Yea - I must confess - I'm a southern boy. Born in Savannah GA and raise in Memphis, TN. I'm a Californian now but I still have my southern charm...and my accent

I LOVE Savannah. One of my favorite places to visit. When I was younger, my family also vacationed every fall in Maggie Valley, NC (we had a cabin there) and then would go over to Dollywood in Tennessee and throughout the Great Smoky Mtns.

I'm sure you're a hit with those California girls.

BoyAlley · 05-03-2006, 11:11 PM

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Originally Posted by rants

Police officer doesnt mind that you sell porn? Usually they are conservative and very anti-porn.

What? Uhm, No. I've spent the last 8 years hanging around cops. Want to know the truth?

They don't give a flying fuck about porn, prostitution, etc. etc. The only time people start "caring" about those sorts of issues, is when they're in a political position.

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LexiLexxx Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Vegas, Baby!!!! Posts: 2,510	lol, nice!!! reminds me of the time, I woke up from a huge party night...with a biscuit in one hand and my hair in a ponytail, Mom put my hair back from getting sick, since she did the ponytail crap all my young years, I HATE my hair in any kind of ponytail. Mom is cool, even gave me a wet wash rag and helped me brush my teeth.