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Elli · 05-03-2006, 11:10 AM

I was at my best friend's wedding on Monday and I did NOT, repeat, did NOT catch the bouquet. I guess I'm just not the marrying kind.

NoWhErE · 05-03-2006, 11:12 AM

Thats ok, I'll bite the bullet and agree to engage in a strictly physical relationship with you even if there are no possibility of a commitment.

Rochard · 05-03-2006, 11:15 AM

Dear Eli.....

1) Meet me in Mexico.
2) Drugs seem to be legal in Mexico now.
3) Fuck the bouquet and just marry me.
4) We'll make great babies.

Elli · 05-03-2006, 11:16 AM

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Originally Posted by NoWhErE

Thats ok, I'll bite the bullet and agree to engage in a strictly physical relationship with you even if there are no possibility of a commitment.

That's awfully compassionate of you.

Elli · 05-03-2006, 11:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Rochard

Dear Eli.....

1) Meet me in Mexico.
2) Drugs seem to be legal in Mexico now.
3) Fuck the bouquet and just marry me.
4) We'll make great babies.

haha oh now you don't just want marriage, you want babies? Geez, the list just keeps getting longer, doesn't it?

NoWhErE · 05-03-2006, 11:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Elli

That's awfully compassionate of you.

I'm a people person. I'll do whatever needs to be done to keep people happy

Rochard · 05-03-2006, 11:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Elli

haha oh now you don't just want marriage, you want babies? Geez, the list just keeps getting longer, doesn't it?

Perhaps you failed to read point number 3.

I don't want to have sex with you. I don't want you to have my children. Although of course I'm hoping both will happen. Instead, I want you as my soul mate. I want all of you. I want to spend the rest of my life with you. I want to wake up in the morning, roll over, and see you. I want to spend my afternoons swimming with you (naked), and my nights cooking with you (naked).

I want all of you.

Elli · 05-03-2006, 11:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Rochard

Perhaps you failed to read point number 3.

I don't want to have sex with you. I don't want you to have my children. Although of course I'm hoping both will happen. Instead, I want you as my soul mate. I want all of you. I want to spend the rest of my life with you. I want to wake up in the morning, roll over, and see you. I want to spend my afternoons swimming with you (naked), and my nights cooking with you (naked).

I want all of you.

Your wife might have something to say about that... unless you have a bed big enough for all of us?

Niko Bimini · 05-03-2006, 11:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Rochard

Perhaps you failed to read point number 3.

I don't want to have sex with you. I don't want you to have my children. Although of course I'm hoping both will happen. Instead, I want you as my soul mate. I want all of you. I want to spend the rest of my life with you. I want to wake up in the morning, roll over, and see you. I want to spend my afternoons swimming with you (naked), and my nights cooking with you (naked).

I want all of you.

DAMN Rochard you going all out with this one!!!!!!

Elli · 05-03-2006, 11:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Bimini

DAMN Rochard you going all out with this one!!!!!!

That's true, he is putting a lot of effort into it. Maybe I should give him a shot.

Rochard · 05-03-2006, 11:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Elli

That's true, he is putting a lot of effort into it. Maybe I should give him a shot.

I think you should.

There are two rules in life....
1) You MUST pay taxes.
2) Rochard always gets what he wants. And I'm very persistent.

Elli · 05-03-2006, 01:17 PM

If you like my cooking, I might whip something up for you. Tonight's menu is baked salmon fillets on baby spinach, garlic and chive nugget potatoes, and pear crisp for dessert.

Xenophage · 09-22-2006, 05:43 PM

Elli can cook good I bet

squishypimp · 09-22-2006, 05:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Rochard

Dear Eli.....

1) Meet me in Mexico.
2) Drugs seem to be legal in Mexico now.
3) Fuck the bouquet and just marry me.
4) We'll make great babies.

lol

Xenophage · 10-09-2006, 10:08 AM

Elli is gonna be in LA at the Playboy mansion Party

RAM · 10-09-2006, 10:15 AM

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Originally Posted by LegendaryLars

Elli is gonna be in LA at the Playboy mansion Party

so today is bump old thread day !!

05-03-2006, 11:10 AM	#1
Elli Reach for those stars! Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Vancouver, BC Posts: 17,991	Sorry Rochard, Sleazy, etc etc. I was at my best friend's wedding on Monday and I did NOT, repeat, did NOT catch the bouquet. I guess I'm just not the marrying kind. __________________ email: [email protected]

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NoWhErE Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Canada Posts: 10,416	Thats ok, I'll bite the bullet and agree to engage in a strictly physical relationship with you even if there are no possibility of a commitment. __________________ skype: lordofthecameltoe

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05-03-2006, 01:17 PM	#12
Elli Reach for those stars! Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Vancouver, BC Posts: 17,991	If you like my cooking, I might whip something up for you. Tonight's menu is baked salmon fillets on baby spinach, garlic and chive nugget potatoes, and pear crisp for dessert. __________________ email: [email protected]

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Xenophage Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 12,122	Elli can cook good I bet

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Xenophage Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 12,122	Elli is gonna be in LA at the Playboy mansion Party