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  • Elli
    Reach for those stars!
    • Apr 2003
    • 17991
    #1

    Sorry Rochard, Sleazy, etc etc.

    I was at my best friend's wedding on Monday and I did NOT, repeat, did NOT catch the bouquet. I guess I'm just not the marrying kind.
    email: [email protected]
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    • NoWhErE
      Too lazy to set a custom title
      • Sep 2005
      • 10583
      #2
      Thats ok, I'll bite the bullet and agree to engage in a strictly physical relationship with you even if there are no possibility of a commitment.
      skype: lordofthecameltoe

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        • Rochard
          Jägermeister Test Pilot
          • Dec 2001
          • 75733
          #3
          Dear Eli.....

          1) Meet me in Mexico.
          2) Drugs seem to be legal in Mexico now.
          3) Fuck the bouquet and just marry me.
          4) We'll make great babies.
          Herschel Savage
          Brooklyn, NY

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            • Elli
              Reach for those stars!
              • Apr 2003
              • 17991
              #4
              Originally posted by NoWhErE
              Thats ok, I'll bite the bullet and agree to engage in a strictly physical relationship with you even if there are no possibility of a commitment.
              That's awfully compassionate of you.
              email: [email protected]

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                • Elli
                  Reach for those stars!
                  • Apr 2003
                  • 17991
                  #5
                  Originally posted by Rochard
                  Dear Eli.....

                  1) Meet me in Mexico.
                  2) Drugs seem to be legal in Mexico now.
                  3) Fuck the bouquet and just marry me.
                  4) We'll make great babies.
                  haha oh now you don't just want marriage, you want babies? Geez, the list just keeps getting longer, doesn't it?
                  email: [email protected]

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                    • NoWhErE
                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                      • Sep 2005
                      • 10583
                      #6
                      Originally posted by Elli
                      That's awfully compassionate of you.

                      I'm a people person. I'll do whatever needs to be done to keep people happy
                      skype: lordofthecameltoe

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                        • Rochard
                          Jägermeister Test Pilot
                          • Dec 2001
                          • 75733
                          #7
                          Originally posted by Elli
                          haha oh now you don't just want marriage, you want babies? Geez, the list just keeps getting longer, doesn't it?
                          Perhaps you failed to read point number 3.

                          I don't want to have sex with you. I don't want you to have my children. Although of course I'm hoping both will happen. Instead, I want you as my soul mate. I want all of you. I want to spend the rest of my life with you. I want to wake up in the morning, roll over, and see you. I want to spend my afternoons swimming with you (naked), and my nights cooking with you (naked).

                          I want all of you.
                          Herschel Savage
                          Brooklyn, NY

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                            • Elli
                              Reach for those stars!
                              • Apr 2003
                              • 17991
                              #8
                              Originally posted by Rochard
                              Perhaps you failed to read point number 3.

                              I don't want to have sex with you. I don't want you to have my children. Although of course I'm hoping both will happen. Instead, I want you as my soul mate. I want all of you. I want to spend the rest of my life with you. I want to wake up in the morning, roll over, and see you. I want to spend my afternoons swimming with you (naked), and my nights cooking with you (naked).

                              I want all of you.
                              Your wife might have something to say about that... unless you have a bed big enough for all of us?
                              email: [email protected]

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                                • Niko Bimini
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Feb 2004
                                  • 2372
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by Rochard
                                  Perhaps you failed to read point number 3.

                                  I don't want to have sex with you. I don't want you to have my children. Although of course I'm hoping both will happen. Instead, I want you as my soul mate. I want all of you. I want to spend the rest of my life with you. I want to wake up in the morning, roll over, and see you. I want to spend my afternoons swimming with you (naked), and my nights cooking with you (naked).

                                  I want all of you.

                                  DAMN Rochard you going all out with this one!!!!!!

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                                    • Elli
                                      Reach for those stars!
                                      • Apr 2003
                                      • 17991
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by Bimini
                                      DAMN Rochard you going all out with this one!!!!!!
                                      That's true, he is putting a lot of effort into it. Maybe I should give him a shot.
                                      email: [email protected]

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                                        • Rochard
                                          Jägermeister Test Pilot
                                          • Dec 2001
                                          • 75733
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by Elli
                                          That's true, he is putting a lot of effort into it. Maybe I should give him a shot.
                                          I think you should.

                                          There are two rules in life....
                                          1) You MUST pay taxes.
                                          2) Rochard always gets what he wants. And I'm very persistent.
                                          Herschel Savage
                                          Brooklyn, NY

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                                            • Elli
                                              Reach for those stars!
                                              • Apr 2003
                                              • 17991
                                              #12
                                              If you like my cooking, I might whip something up for you. Tonight's menu is baked salmon fillets on baby spinach, garlic and chive nugget potatoes, and pear crisp for dessert.
                                              email: [email protected]

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                                                • Xenophage
                                                  Registered User
                                                  • Oct 2001
                                                  • 12122
                                                  #13
                                                  Elli can cook good I bet

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                                                    • squishypimp
                                                      PostMaster General
                                                      • Aug 2006
                                                      • 10781
                                                      #14
                                                      Originally posted by Rochard
                                                      Dear Eli.....

                                                      1) Meet me in Mexico.
                                                      2) Drugs seem to be legal in Mexico now.
                                                      3) Fuck the bouquet and just marry me.
                                                      4) We'll make great babies.
                                                      lol

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                                                        • Xenophage
                                                          Registered User
                                                          • Oct 2001
                                                          • 12122
                                                          #15
                                                          Elli is gonna be in LA at the Playboy mansion Party

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