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Old 05-03-2006, 09:24 AM   #1
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Google rankings explained

A friend just sent this to me...it might be old info. for some of you but it's new to me.

As a Google user, you're familiar with the speed and accuracy of a Google search. How exactly does Google manage to find the right results for every query as quickly as it does? The heart of Google's search technology is PigeonRank?, a system for ranking web pages developed by Google founders Larry Page and Sergey Brin at Stanford University.

By collecting flocks of pigeons in dense clusters, Google is able to process search queries at speeds superior to traditional search engines, which typically rely on birds of prey, brooding hens or slow-moving waterfowl to do their relevance rankings.

When a search query is submitted to Google, it is routed to a data coop where monitors flash result pages at blazing speeds. When a relevant result is observed by one of the pigeons in the cluster, it strikes a rubber-coated steel bar with its beak, which assigns the page a PigeonRank value of one. For each peck, the PigeonRank increases. Those pages receiving the most pecks, are returned at the top of the user's results page with the other results displayed in pecking order.
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Old 05-03-2006, 09:25 AM   #2
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Old 05-03-2006, 09:28 AM   #3
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Old 05-03-2006, 09:28 AM   #4
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huh?? wtf was that?
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Old 05-03-2006, 10:21 AM   #5
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Read at the bottom:

"Note: This page was posted for April Fool's Day - 2002."
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Old 05-03-2006, 10:27 AM   #6
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Never heard it.. and it's pretty funny
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Old 05-03-2006, 10:27 AM   #7
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some people probably take it as fact
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Old 05-03-2006, 10:28 AM   #8
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4 years ago?
i think 5....
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Old 05-03-2006, 10:34 AM   #9
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Pigeons eh?

Makes sense.

I was gonna base my next search engine on a platypus, but pigeons should be much more effective
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Old 05-03-2006, 10:40 AM   #10
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some people probably take it as fact
Lots of idiots all around
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Old 05-03-2006, 11:07 AM   #11
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that seems pretty oldd........
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Old 05-03-2006, 03:22 PM   #12
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Old 05-03-2006, 03:23 PM   #13
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Old 05-03-2006, 04:54 PM   #14
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