ToyBoy, who has been at every show, every party, and even had his OWN party last week, missed opening cocktails at Webmaster Access East. He better have a good excuse!
Lindsey, I'm so happy to learn more about my favorite Aussie, your interview kicks ass! I'm so glad that we've had the chance to become friends... you truly bring so much joy to the lives of so many! Thank you!
Babe,
You and John are 2 of my favorite people. The time we spend together is gold.
So it's a big THANK YOU to you and my friends like you for making my life such a joy !!!
What makes this story is the visualisation of my elegant thug, storming outside nekkid with nothing but a set of balls and a stick..and, I'm not talking about the one between his legs...it's a righteous funny story....
Plus, if you could hear Lindsay tell the story, it's funny as fuck and he's smiling as he regales us with this particular adventure...somehow, I doubt if he holds a grudge against the place..I do believe he rather misses it.
I do miss the Philippines, more the attitude of the place.
Happy Birthday Mate, this ambush is certainly entertaining and by jeezzus have you packed alot (many and varied) into your 39ish years!
I won't forget the first time I met you either - I was mortified at your telling me on the way home (6am or so) from a Miami strip club how much money you'd be making with my traffic back then! LOL. That was in what - 2004.
From and including that point forward any biz advice you have thrown my way has been solid.
You're a wise bloke, full of love, live life to the full and NO-ONE can party harder - that is for sure - here's to ya big buddy!
Mik
Cheers Michael and thanks for the props.
And I would STILL be making a shitload with your traffic today, NEVER forget it...
Oh, and by the way, you still owe me for the lapdances that night at Scarletts.
I was shooting pool with this HA in Spearfish, SD. He was a really nice guy. I was asking him about the meaning of a patch on his vest, it was the name of some Greek or Roman god of evil . . . something like that.
I told him that he came across as too nice of a guy to be wearing a patch like that.
He explained it like this: "If we get in a fight and I kick your ass and you are lying in a pool of your own blood and ask me to call you an ambulance, I will say fine, you are an ambulance."
OK, so my man said he is not sharing with you, I had to ask! He also said that you would thump him for me if he tried the same - I hope that is true. I wish I knew the perfect someone to take you off the market but I don't think I would find anyone worthy of you sugarpop. I would love to see the mighty fall (in love that is!). No doubt that would be the best bachelor party your "boys" have ever seen. You kids have fun in Toronto!
Sweetness.
It may be that Canadian events have taken me off the market AND the mighty may well have fallen already.
Well, there are some stories he still has to tell..when he gets home from Toronto...like the ibuprofen, the badge story from the Phillipines, the plane ride from LA to Seattle..or was it Brisbane to LA, I forget.....why we were unceremoniously escorted from the hotel room in Seattle during his birthday bash....so many stories....
OK, OK, OK.
Let's let the dust settle a bit and then I'll cover these.
I think peeps have had just about enough of me for the time being.
Brothers??? CuriousTim And CuriousToyBoy are more like an Old Married Couple. They have their fights, act like kids and then kiss and make up. That happens on Monday. Rest of the week is all the same shit.
ToyBoy, who has been at every show, every party, and even had his OWN party last week, missed opening cocktails at Webmaster Access East. He better have a good excuse!
Oh there was PLENTY of cock and tail - just not in the same room you guys were all in.
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