anyone wanna buy a house in south Maui? (selling cheap) - GoFuckYourself.com

Amp · 05-01-2006, 05:26 PM

$2,100,000. firm. and she's all yours.
2 very recent appraisels to back up the price.

MrJackMeHoff · 05-01-2006, 05:28 PM

This thread = proof of loserdom

Amp · 05-01-2006, 05:29 PM

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Originally Posted by MrJackMeHoff

This thread = proof of loserdom

LOL

what are you living in Jack?

Amp · 05-01-2006, 05:31 PM

More details:

The pool boy comes with the place, but the gardener and the maid are coming with me. I'm also willing to throw in half of a new lawn..... I do have dogs, and so it's only fair.

vod · 05-01-2006, 05:32 PM

AMP - good luck selling, sounds like a solid deal at a great location.

Amp · 05-01-2006, 05:33 PM

Exclusive gated community in the resort area of Wailea.

You ain't somebody unless you live in this area.

Amp · 05-01-2006, 05:34 PM

This is the price THIS month.

6 months from now it'll be $3 mil firm.

Pornwolf · 05-01-2006, 05:35 PM

If you can guarantee there would be no pedes then I might bid. ;)

MrJackMeHoff · 05-01-2006, 05:36 PM

You guys do realize the purpose of this thread is for him to say "My house is worth 2 million".. Which is shit in Hawaii btw..

Damn noobs..

Amp · 05-01-2006, 05:38 PM

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Originally Posted by MrJackMeHoff

You guys do realize the purpose of this thread is for him to say "My house is worth 2 million".. Which is shit in Hawaii btw..

Your Section 8 housing over there in O'ahu is worth = $0.

They screen people like you at the entrance to Wailea. And unless you're digging me a new hot tub, you aren't let in.

Jealousy is really ugly dude. Go make a pot pie and turn on Wheel of Fortune.

MrJackMeHoff · 05-01-2006, 05:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Amp

Your Section 8 housing over there in O'ahu is worth = $0.

They screen people like you at the entrance to Wailea. And unless you're digging me a new hot tub, you aren't let in.

Jealousy is really ugly dude. Go make a pot pie and turn on Wheel of Fortune.

I left Hawaii a year ago its such a shithole to live in.. Shows what you know.

Amp · 05-01-2006, 05:43 PM

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Originally Posted by MrJackMeHoff

I left Hawaii a year ago its such a shithole to live in.. Shows what you know.

yeah..... I imagine living in public housing in downtown Honolulu does suck.

Glad you went to somewhere you could afford. People like you should stay the fuck out of paradise anyway. We don't want you. (except as cheap labor)

Too bad you couldn't live the dream. Suck it up and move on idiot.

Mr.Right - Banned For Life · 05-01-2006, 05:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrJackMeHoff

You guys do realize the purpose of this thread is for him to say "My house is worth 2 million".. Which is shit in Hawaii btw..

Damn noobs..

Kimo · 05-01-2006, 05:48 PM

this thread is useless without pix

mechanicvirus · 05-01-2006, 05:55 PM

sorry i only buy 10mil+ houses

Nismo · 05-01-2006, 06:00 PM

I wouldn't be caught dead standing in front of a $2.1mil home. I'd be so embarassed.

KingK7 · 05-01-2006, 06:04 PM

Amp · 05-01-2006, 06:13 PM

at the end of the day, who's laughing....

fucking poor ass idiots.

Amp · 05-01-2006, 06:15 PM

I feel so humiliated...

I guess I better take ONE of my twelve credit cards with a $100,000 limit and go buy me some comfort....

sextoyking · 05-01-2006, 06:17 PM

Amp,

What's up mano - how's life?

Kids can't wait till July - there first time in Hawaii.

Amp · 05-01-2006, 06:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Kimo

this thread is useless without pix

If you've got $2+ mil to spend here, I expect you to fly here and see it with your own eyes... not rely on GFY pics.

And if not..... then we have nothing else to discuss.

DaddyHalbucks · 05-01-2006, 06:19 PM

Hawaii sounds lovely. I can't wait to visit it someday.

Amp · 05-01-2006, 06:20 PM

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Originally Posted by sextoyking

Amp,

What's up mano - how's life?

Kids can't wait till July - there first time in Hawaii.

Coming to Maui??

If so, we'll have a good time brah. I guarantee it.

lazycash · 05-01-2006, 06:39 PM

Are you going to be staying there on Maui after you sell it?

Amp · 05-01-2006, 06:40 PM

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Originally Posted by lazycash

Are you going to be staying there on Maui after you sell it?

of course..... I'm moving up. Breaking out of the so called "tax brackets", into the realm of the untouchable.

lazycash · 05-01-2006, 06:46 PM

Is your current property listed on www.zillow.com ? I'd like to see the exact area and comp sales before I'd fly over and look at it. Post the link to your Zillow page please.

joefriday · 05-01-2006, 06:54 PM

loser !!!!!!!!!!

Amp · 05-01-2006, 06:54 PM

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Originally Posted by joefriday

loser !!!!!!!!!!

lol

look in the mirror buddy.

jonesy · 05-01-2006, 07:15 PM

who'd wanna buy a house, much less live in a neighborhood where ya leave your garage door open during the day and shit gets stolen while your home....

tony286 · 05-01-2006, 07:16 PM

I wish you the best of luck selling it

sfera · 05-01-2006, 07:45 PM

post pics of this joint

reynold · 05-01-2006, 08:29 PM

let's see how this house looks

Amp · 05-01-2006, 08:33 PM

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Originally Posted by reynold

let's see how this house looks

drop $100k into escrow for good faith and I'll email you detailed shots of every inch.

lazycash · 05-01-2006, 08:35 PM

How long have you been living in it?

sonofsam · 05-01-2006, 08:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Amp

This is the price THIS month.

6 months from now it'll be $3 mil firm.

yes.. we all know that amp is so fucking smart... that he can make more then 1 million in 6 months so that's why hes selling it now, and not just waiting 6 months to make another million...

who the fuck are you anyways? the real estate agent? if anyone is interested in buying this house they should be talking to your girlfriend... not your ass...

not that you had any intention of trying to sell the house anyways.. but more of a "hey look how rich i am" thread

Amp · 05-01-2006, 08:41 PM

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Originally Posted by sonofsam

yes.. we all know that amp is so fucking smart... that he can make more then 1 million in 6 months so that's why hes selling it now, and not just waiting 6 months to make another million...

who the fuck are you anyways? the real estate agent? if anyone is interested in buying this house they should be talking to your girlfriend... not your ass...

not that you had any intention of trying to sell the house anyways.. but more of a "hey look how rich i am" thread

A house I sold a year ago for $1.1 mil is now worth $1.5 mil...... now why would I do that? Give up a half mil when all I had to do was wait 12 months.

hmmm....

this house I bought a year ago for $1.6 mil is now worth $2.1 mil.......

you really are a dumb fucker ain't ya.
never mind. Keep peddling your porn or whatever it is you do..... I'll keep making real money. LOL

sonofsam · 05-01-2006, 08:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Amp

you really are a dumb fucker ain't ya.
never mind. Keep peddling your porn or whatever it is you do..... I'll keep spending my girlfriends money like a gold digger. LOL

alright man, we have a deal!

Amp · 05-01-2006, 08:47 PM

you're fun to play with sam....
but at 5 o'clock, I have drinks with Captains of Industry...... you complain about your deals gone bad for $1000 bucks on a messageboard.

I thinks we be worlds apart, and always will be. LOL

$5 submissions · 05-01-2006, 09:21 PM

Any cool hiking trails in Maui?

Cogitator · 05-01-2006, 09:27 PM

so, you're worth millions and you're posting on gfy? wtf?

L-Pink · 05-01-2006, 10:32 PM

Close to the tennis club?

lazycash · 05-01-2006, 10:52 PM

I've always been curious what you would do if your girl left you amp? Would you get a nearby apartment and return to submitting galleries?

Amp · 05-01-2006, 11:03 PM

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Originally Posted by lazycash

I've always been curious what you would do if your girl left you amp? Would you get a nearby apartment and return to submitting galleries?

she'd be insane to leave me..... since I'm the one with the cash.

lazycash · 05-01-2006, 11:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Amp

she'd be insane to leave me..... since I'm the one with the cash.

Well she'd probably want her cash back from you before she left.

JFK · 05-02-2006, 12:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Cogitator

so, you're worth millions and you're posting on gfy? wtf?

There are a number of people worth large who post on GFY

Bdiddy · 05-02-2006, 12:42 AM

Kihei? Lahaina? Kaanapali? what part?

Moose · 05-02-2006, 02:32 AM

What's the address?

kursk · 05-02-2006, 03:53 AM

this thread is about as worthless as watching my grandmother sleep

cranki · 05-02-2006, 03:57 AM

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Originally Posted by kursk

this thread is about as worthless as watching my grandmother sleep

could be at least entertaining with a load of PICSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Why · 05-02-2006, 04:06 AM

why not just take a picture of your cock with a ruler next it. same result.

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