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Old 04-30-2006, 11:59 PM   #1
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errrr........ i got bluffed by a bluffer...... wtf

this is the most fucked up hand i played..... i was waiting for the straight but it never came and i thought i could bluff him.....

this guy seriously needs to learn how to play poker....

you think its possible he could see my cards?

hand below::::::::::


ANTES/BLINDS
Charlie_Wow posts blind ($1), madawgz posts blind ($2).

PRE-FLOP
daplayaplaya folds, Charlie_Wow bets $5, madawgz calls $4.

FLOP [board cards 6D,8C,7C ]
Charlie_Wow checks, madawgz bets $5, Charlie_Wow calls $5.

TURN [board cards 6D,8C,7C,JD ]
Charlie_Wow bets $12, madawgz bets $24, Charlie_Wow calls $12.

RIVER [board cards 6D,8C,7C,JD,2S ]
Charlie_Wow checks, madawgz bets $33.20 and is all-in, Charlie_Wow calls $33.20.

SHOWDOWN
madawgz shows [ 9S,AS ]
Charlie_Wow shows [ AD,QS ]
Charlie_Wow wins $134.40.
SUMMARY
Dealer: daplayaplaya
Pot: $136.40, (including rake: $2)
daplayaplaya, loses $0
Charlie_Wow, bets $68.20, collects $134.40, net $66.20
madawgz, loses $68.20
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Old 05-01-2006, 12:00 AM   #2
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why the FUCK would he call me with ACE high?!?!?!?! this guy must be smoking crack :@
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Old 05-01-2006, 12:01 AM   #3
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ha ha but who won the hand
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Old 05-01-2006, 12:03 AM   #5
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ha ha but who won the hand
he did........ he showed ace high (same as me) but he had a queen kicker.... fucking redic...
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Old 05-01-2006, 12:41 AM   #6
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Old 05-01-2006, 12:43 AM   #7
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Why? Because the losers call everything online.
its so unfair... at a higher table that would of never happened...
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Old 05-01-2006, 12:46 AM   #8
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why the FUCK would he call me with ACE high?!?!?!?! this guy must be smoking crack :@
You pretty much made it an automatic call with your weak bluff attempt raise of $12. He had reason to call that bet and reason to call the last one. A raise of all in instead of $24 was probably your best shot at winning that pot.
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Old 05-01-2006, 12:47 AM   #9
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its so unfair... at a higher table that would of never happened...
It happens more at the higher tables. Sure he might be a moron but he might have also read you like a book.
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Old 05-01-2006, 02:08 AM   #10
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It happens more at the higher tables. Sure he might be a moron but he might have also read you like a book.
how is that possible, what if i was even holding 1 good card.....
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Old 05-01-2006, 02:12 AM   #11
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I just won 1st on a $55 tourney...110 players :-) $1485! yahoo!!!!
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Old 05-01-2006, 02:21 AM   #12
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because he thought you had a weak hand...
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...but I never play online because there's too many noobs
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Old 05-01-2006, 04:49 AM   #14
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its so unfair... at a higher table that would of never happened...

wooaaa, you are so funny. Cant looze, dont play the game. On a higher table they would eat you alive.
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Old 05-01-2006, 07:06 AM   #15
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yeah he sucks as you bet out like you had good shit the whole time. The good news is you would clean this guy's clock over time. You have to love guys who call the whole way with ace high.
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yeah he sucks as you bet out like you had good shit the whole time. The good news is you would clean this guy's clock over time. You have to love guys who call the whole way with ace high.
i know, they are SERIOUS noobs and dont have a clue what they are doing
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Old 05-01-2006, 12:26 PM   #17
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Preflop
OK.

Flop
OK, good spot for a semi-bluff. I might have made it 7 or 8. He puts you on two broadways so he calls. Fair enough, this is a short-handed game.

Turn
Your douchey min-raise screams weakness. A made hand is going to bet more here to protect against draws on a VERY draw-heavy board. Your raise has the pot giving him nearly 5 to 1. He has to call.

If you pushed here he probably would have folded. But your minraise screamed weakness. You either push here or fold. But you DO NOT minraise.

River
Now he's getting 3 to 1 to look you up. Are you on a busted straight draw? Maybe. Are you on a busted flush draw? Maybe. Are you just trying to win the pot after that hideous turn min-raise? Maybe.

Summary
His biggest mistake was calling the flop, when he should have raised. You made more mistakes here than he did.
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Also, he's raised pre-flop, check-called the flop, lead the turn and called a raise.

What makes you think you have ANY fold equity at all?
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Old 05-01-2006, 01:35 PM   #19
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Preflop
OK.

Flop
OK, good spot for a semi-bluff. I might have made it 7 or 8. He puts you on two broadways so he calls. Fair enough, this is a short-handed game.

Turn
Your douchey min-raise screams weakness. A made hand is going to bet more here to protect against draws on a VERY draw-heavy board. Your raise has the pot giving him nearly 5 to 1. He has to call.

If you pushed here he probably would have folded. But your minraise screamed weakness. You either push here or fold. But you DO NOT minraise.

River
Now he's getting 3 to 1 to look you up. Are you on a busted straight draw? Maybe. Are you on a busted flush draw? Maybe. Are you just trying to win the pot after that hideous turn min-raise? Maybe.

Summary
His biggest mistake was calling the flop, when he should have raised. You made more mistakes here than he did.
damnit i know, but after i went allin... it took him like 15 seconds to call

he almost folded... :\
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lmao! that's one lucky bastard...
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lmao! that's one lucky bastard...
i know....... then he started telling me that he knew what i was holding....

no fucking way...
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why the FUCK would he call me with ACE high?!?!?!?! this guy must be smoking crack :@

his play sucks big time bro but sirously when you play a lot you see a lot of shit...
You will experience shit like this many times...

btw. I think you played that hand a bit too lose
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his play sucks big time bro but sirously when you play a lot you see a lot of shit...
You will experience shit like this many times...

btw. I think you played that hand a bit too lose
i was just trying to bluff him, i know he didnt have shit....

he was playing horrible the whole game
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Most people who play horribly call too much. Don't try to bluff these players. At 1/2 NL you can peddle the nuts and profit.
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