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![]() this is the most fucked up hand i played..... i was waiting for the straight but it never came and i thought i could bluff him.....
this guy seriously needs to learn how to play poker.... you think its possible he could see my cards? ![]() hand below:::::::::: ANTES/BLINDS Charlie_Wow posts blind ($1), madawgz posts blind ($2). PRE-FLOP daplayaplaya folds, Charlie_Wow bets $5, madawgz calls $4. FLOP [board cards 6D,8C,7C ] Charlie_Wow checks, madawgz bets $5, Charlie_Wow calls $5. TURN [board cards 6D,8C,7C,JD ] Charlie_Wow bets $12, madawgz bets $24, Charlie_Wow calls $12. RIVER [board cards 6D,8C,7C,JD,2S ] Charlie_Wow checks, madawgz bets $33.20 and is all-in, Charlie_Wow calls $33.20. SHOWDOWN madawgz shows [ 9S,AS ] Charlie_Wow shows [ AD,QS ] Charlie_Wow wins $134.40. SUMMARY Dealer: daplayaplaya Pot: $136.40, (including rake: $2) daplayaplaya, loses $0 Charlie_Wow, bets $68.20, collects $134.40, net $66.20 madawgz, loses $68.20
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why the FUCK would he call me with ACE high?!?!?!?! this guy must be smoking crack :@
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ha ha but who won the hand
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I just won 1st on a $55 tourney...110 players :-) $1485! yahoo!!!!
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Why? Because the losers call everything online.
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because he thought you had a weak hand...
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...but I never play online because there's too many noobs
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wooaaa, you are so funny. Cant looze, dont play the game. On a higher table they would eat you alive.
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yeah he sucks as you bet out like you had good shit the whole time. The good news is you would clean this guy's clock over time. You have to love guys who call the whole way with ace high.
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Preflop
OK. Flop OK, good spot for a semi-bluff. I might have made it 7 or 8. He puts you on two broadways so he calls. Fair enough, this is a short-handed game. Turn Your douchey min-raise screams weakness. A made hand is going to bet more here to protect against draws on a VERY draw-heavy board. Your raise has the pot giving him nearly 5 to 1. He has to call. If you pushed here he probably would have folded. But your minraise screamed weakness. You either push here or fold. But you DO NOT minraise. River Now he's getting 3 to 1 to look you up. Are you on a busted straight draw? Maybe. Are you on a busted flush draw? Maybe. Are you just trying to win the pot after that hideous turn min-raise? Maybe. Summary His biggest mistake was calling the flop, when he should have raised. You made more mistakes here than he did.
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Also, he's raised pre-flop, check-called the flop, lead the turn and called a raise.
What makes you think you have ANY fold equity at all?
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he almost folded... :\
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lmao! that's one lucky bastard...
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his play sucks big time bro but sirously when you play a lot you see a lot of shit... You will experience shit like this many times... btw. I think you played that hand a bit too lose ![]()
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he was playing horrible the whole game
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Most people who play horribly call too much. Don't try to bluff these players. At 1/2 NL you can peddle the nuts and profit.
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