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JohanTheGreat · 04-29-2006, 09:35 PM

For anyone who didn't see D avid Letterman's take on this:
(And it's a true story)

>> On a recent weekend in Atlantic City, a woman won a bucketful of
>> quarters at a slot machine. She took a break from the slots for
>> dinner with her husband in the hotel dining room. But first she
>> wanted to stash the quarters in her room. "I'll be right back
>> we'll go to eat," she told her husband and carried the coin-laden
>> bucket to the elevator. As she was about to walk into the
>> elevator she noticed two men already aboard. Both were black. One
>> of them was tall....very tall...an intimidating figure. The woman
>> froze. Her first thought was: These two are going to rob me. Her
>> next thought was: Don't be a bigot; they look like perfectly nice
>> gentlemen. But racial stereotypes are powerful, and fear
>> immobilized her. She stood and stared at the two men. She felt
>> anxious, flustered and ashamed. She hoped they didn't read her
>> mind but gosh, they had to know what she was thinking!!! Her
>> hesitation about joining them in the elevator was all too obvious
>> now. Her face was flushed. She couldn't just stand there, so with
>> a mighty effort of will she picked up one foot and stepped
>> forward and followed with the other foot and was on the
>> elevator. Avoiding eye contact, she turned around stiffly and
>> faced the elevator doors as they closed. A second passed, and
>> then another second, and then another. Her fear increased! The
>> elevator didn't move. Panic consumed her. My God, she thought,
>> I'm trapped and about to be robbed! Her heart plummeted.
>> Perspiration poured from every pore. Then one of the men said,
>> "Hit the floor." Instinct told her to do what they told her. The
>> bucket of quarters flew upwards as she threw out her arms and
>> collapsed on the elevator floor. A shower of coins rained down
>> on her. Take my money and spare me, she prayed. More seconds
>> passed. She heard one of the men say politely, "Ma'am, if you'll
>> just tell us what floor you're going to, we'll push the button."
>> The one who said it had a little trouble getting the words out.
>> He was trying mightily to hold in a belly laugh. The woman lifted
>> her head and looked up at the two men. They reached down to help
>> her up. Confused, she struggled to her feet. "When I told my
>> friend here to hit the floor," said the average sized one, "I
>> meant that he should hit the elevator button for our floor I
>> didn't mean for you to hit the floor, ma'am." He spoke genially.
>> He bit his lip. It was obvious he was having a hard time not
>> laughing. The woman thought: My God, what a spectacle I've made
>> of myself. She was humiliated to speak.. She wanted to blurt out
>> an apology, but words failed her. How do you apologize to two
>> perfectly respectable gentlemen for behaving as though they were
>> going to rob you? She didn't know what to say. The three of them
>> gathered up the strewn quarters and refilled her bucket. When the
>> elevator arrived at her floor they then insisted on walking her
>> to her room. She seemed a little unsteady on her feet, and they
>> were afraid she might not make it down the corridor. At her door
>> they bid her a good evening. As she slipped into her room she
>> could hear them roaring with laughter as they walked back to the
>> elevator. The woman brushed herself off. She pulled herself
>> together and went downstairs for dinner with her husband. The
>> next morning flowers were delivered to her room - a dozen roses.
>> Attached to EACH rose was a crisp one hundred dollar bill. The
>> card
>>
>>> said: "Thanks for the best laugh we've had in years."

It was signed;

>> Eddie Murphy & Michael Jordan

martinsc · 04-29-2006, 09:45 PM

hahahaha good one... didn't expect that...

JohanTheGreat · 04-29-2006, 09:49 PM

Dumb stupid bitch! Security @ casinos are the best one there is....
Who would be fucking stupid to rob someone in a casino?
For a few coins!

JohanTheGreat · 04-29-2006, 09:59 PM

bump this shit

MrQ · 04-29-2006, 10:04 PM

Sigh... I hate white women.

JohanTheGreat · 04-29-2006, 10:13 PM

Trailertrash

CheeseFrog · 04-29-2006, 11:11 PM

Heard that story a looong time ago back in the mid 80's. Except it was Lionel Ritchie in th elevator with two dobermans. And he told them to "SIT!" after the woman enters the elevator.

Martin3 · 04-29-2006, 11:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CheeseFrog

Heard that story a looong time ago back in the mid 80's. Except it was Lionel Ritchie in th elevator with two dobermans. And he told them to "SIT!" after the woman enters the elevator.

Yeah, not a true story just an old joke thats been done in many variations

KRL · 04-29-2006, 11:22 PM

JohanTheGreat · 04-30-2006, 12:10 AM

KRL, we got something in comment ;)

WWC-Pajio · 04-30-2006, 12:11 AM

heheh.. that's funny!

tyler. · 04-30-2006, 01:07 AM

Choppa · 04-30-2006, 04:49 AM

Manowar · 04-30-2006, 05:02 AM

hahahahaha!

MsWild · 04-30-2006, 07:06 PM

good one

04-29-2006, 09:35 PM	#1
JohanTheGreat A man trapped in a woman's body Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Sweden Posts: 445	Hahahaha a must read!!! For anyone who didn't see D avid Letterman's take on this: (And it's a true story) >> On a recent weekend in Atlantic City, a woman won a bucketful of >> quarters at a slot machine. She took a break from the slots for >> dinner with her husband in the hotel dining room. But first she >> wanted to stash the quarters in her room. "I'll be right back >> we'll go to eat," she told her husband and carried the coin-laden >> bucket to the elevator. As she was about to walk into the >> elevator she noticed two men already aboard. Both were black. One >> of them was tall....very tall...an intimidating figure. The woman >> froze. Her first thought was: These two are going to rob me. Her >> next thought was: Don't be a bigot; they look like perfectly nice >> gentlemen. But racial stereotypes are powerful, and fear >> immobilized her. She stood and stared at the two men. She felt >> anxious, flustered and ashamed. She hoped they didn't read her >> mind but gosh, they had to know what she was thinking!!! Her >> hesitation about joining them in the elevator was all too obvious >> now. Her face was flushed. She couldn't just stand there, so with >> a mighty effort of will she picked up one foot and stepped >> forward and followed with the other foot and was on the >> elevator. Avoiding eye contact, she turned around stiffly and >> faced the elevator doors as they closed. A second passed, and >> then another second, and then another. Her fear increased! The >> elevator didn't move. Panic consumed her. My God, she thought, >> I'm trapped and about to be robbed! Her heart plummeted. >> Perspiration poured from every pore. Then one of the men said, >> "Hit the floor." Instinct told her to do what they told her. The >> bucket of quarters flew upwards as she threw out her arms and >> collapsed on the elevator floor. A shower of coins rained down >> on her. Take my money and spare me, she prayed. More seconds >> passed. She heard one of the men say politely, "Ma'am, if you'll >> just tell us what floor you're going to, we'll push the button." >> The one who said it had a little trouble getting the words out. >> He was trying mightily to hold in a belly laugh. The woman lifted >> her head and looked up at the two men. They reached down to help >> her up. Confused, she struggled to her feet. "When I told my >> friend here to hit the floor," said the average sized one, "I >> meant that he should hit the elevator button for our floor I >> didn't mean for you to hit the floor, ma'am." He spoke genially. >> He bit his lip. It was obvious he was having a hard time not >> laughing. The woman thought: My God, what a spectacle I've made >> of myself. She was humiliated to speak.. She wanted to blurt out >> an apology, but words failed her. How do you apologize to two >> perfectly respectable gentlemen for behaving as though they were >> going to rob you? She didn't know what to say. The three of them >> gathered up the strewn quarters and refilled her bucket. When the >> elevator arrived at her floor they then insisted on walking her >> to her room. She seemed a little unsteady on her feet, and they >> were afraid she might not make it down the corridor. At her door >> they bid her a good evening. As she slipped into her room she >> could hear them roaring with laughter as they walked back to the >> elevator. The woman brushed herself off. She pulled herself >> together and went downstairs for dinner with her husband. The >> next morning flowers were delivered to her room - a dozen roses. >> Attached to EACH rose was a crisp one hundred dollar bill. The >> card >> >>> said: "Thanks for the best laugh we've had in years." It was signed; >> Eddie Murphy & Michael Jordan __________________ I hate israel and everything it stands for. Bomb the shit out of that country.

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04-29-2006, 09:49 PM	#3
JohanTheGreat A man trapped in a woman's body Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Sweden Posts: 445	Dumb stupid bitch! Security @ casinos are the best one there is.... Who would be fucking stupid to rob someone in a casino? For a few coins! __________________ I hate israel and everything it stands for. Bomb the shit out of that country.

04-29-2006, 09:59 PM	#4
JohanTheGreat A man trapped in a woman's body Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Sweden Posts: 445	bump this shit __________________ I hate israel and everything it stands for. Bomb the shit out of that country.

04-29-2006, 10:13 PM	#6
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CheeseFrog Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: AZ Posts: 1,724	Heard that story a looong time ago back in the mid 80's. Except it was Lionel Ritchie in th elevator with two dobermans. And he told them to "SIT!" after the woman enters the elevator. __________________ Cary \| AIM: cheesefrog \| ICQ: 4287002

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