Oh lord....it's prom night....

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  • AdultInsider Cloner
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    • Apr 2005
    • 1472

    #1

    Oh lord....it's prom night....

    and the coffeeshop I'm working from is PACKED with highschool kids all getting juiced for the big night.......

    The girls are all giggly thinking (oh isn't this a magical night! I love to dress up!) and the guys are trying to act all mature while all the time thinking (how the hell am I gonna get in her pants tonight?)

    I never went to my prom, because at the time I was 80 lbs heavier and a huge nerd. Actually about 2 years ago I was dating a senior in highschool and she jokingly suggested that I take her to her prom. I politely declined. I didn't think a then 28 year old, would be very welcome at a prom lol!
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  • Alky
    Confirmed User
    • Apr 2002
    • 5651

    #2
    you were 28 and dating someone in high school?

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    • Kard63
      Confirmed User
      • Nov 2003
      • 8944

      #3
      Originally posted by Alky
      you were 28 and dating someone in high school?
      Whats wrong with that

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      • BoyAlley
        So Fucking Gay
        • Nov 2004
        • 19714

        #4
        Originally posted by Alky
        you were 28 and dating someone in high school?

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        • madawgz
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          • Mar 2006
          • 30509

          #5
          i never went to my prom either... i should have
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          • AdultInsider Cloner
            Confirmed User
            • Apr 2005
            • 1472

            #6
            Originally posted by Alky
            you were 28 and dating someone in high school?
            ya she was the daughter of one of my PhD committee members
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            • AdultInsider Cloner
              Confirmed User
              • Apr 2005
              • 1472

              #7
              she was legal so who cares
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              • Spunky
                I need a beer
                • Jun 2002
                • 133986

                #8
                Memories..those were the days

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                • Alky
                  Confirmed User
                  • Apr 2002
                  • 5651

                  #9
                  Originally posted by AdultInsider Cloner
                  she was legal so who cares
                  did i say anything was wrong with it? you must have some insecurities about it.

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                  • Screaming
                    I can change this!!!!!
                    • Feb 2004
                    • 18972

                    #10
                    um........

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                    • Vitasoy
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                      • Oct 2003
                      • 58202

                      #11
                      Those were the days..


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                      • Kevin - The PNN
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                        • Jun 2005
                        • 1364

                        #12
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                        • MrQ
                          Registered User
                          • Apr 2006
                          • 91

                          #13
                          My daughter, assuming I should have one, one day, will not be allowed to her prom.

                          Fuck that shit.

                          (no pun intended, of course)

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                          • Holly
                            Too lazy to set a custom title
                            • Jun 2003
                            • 10017

                            #14
                            It's prom here, too. I spent all day long spider webbing my cheerleaders' hair before they had to get ready. After they got dressed, they came by in their limos and let me take pics with their dates. They were all so excited and looked so good.
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                            • KMR Stitch
                              I am cool
                              • Jul 2003
                              • 14494

                              #15
                              Must be in Orlando, FL eh?

                              ;-)

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                              • Yze
                                Registered User
                                • Mar 2006
                                • 23

                                #16
                                prom here also. my baby sister is out, i wanna go choke the bastard shes with ;)
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                                • Holly
                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                  • Jun 2003
                                  • 10017

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by KMR Stitch
                                  Must be in Orlando, FL eh?

                                  ;-)
                                  Yes, you're right. It must be.

                                  Out of 50 states, with hundreds of thousands of high schools, Orlando, Florida is definitely the only place having a prom in late April.
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                                  • Holly
                                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                                    • Jun 2003
                                    • 10017

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by Yze
                                    prom here also. my baby sister is out, i wanna go choke the bastard shes with ;)
                                    Oh, wow. You and your sister are from Orlando, too. Gosh, what a small world!
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                                    • Kard63
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Nov 2003
                                      • 8944

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by Holly
                                      It's prom here, too. I spent all day long spider webbing my cheerleaders' hair before they had to get ready. After they got dressed, they came by in their limos and let me take pics with their dates. They were all so excited and looked so good.

                                      and they are all giving it up.

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                                      • Choppa
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                                        • Mar 2006
                                        • 4079

                                        #20
                                        yeah i never went to prom but then again im in australia and we dont have proms
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                                        • sweethotkayla
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                                          • Feb 2005
                                          • 2946

                                          #21
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                                          • MrKinkade
                                            Confirmed User
                                            • Nov 2005
                                            • 619

                                            #22
                                            Here's a prom joke for you for the night:

                                            There is this girl who wants to go to prom and its 6 weeks out so she askes her dad " dad I wanna go to prom can I go to the prom"
                                            "You gotta suck my dick then you can go" says the dad
                                            EWW.. dad you fucking sick NO" replies the girl
                                            "then the answer is NO go away" dad says

                                            then its 3 weeks out from prom
                                            " dad the football captain asked me to prom and I got a dress can I go to prom"
                                            "you got to suck my dick first baby then you can go"
                                            dad replies.
                                            "EWWW fuck you your sick NO"
                                            then your not going dear sorry

                                            Now its the night before prom and the girl wants to go bad
                                            "Dad PLEASE can I go to prom I got a dress limo date and everything PLEASE" asks the girl
                                            " you know what you gotta do you gotta slob on my knob...suck my dick" dad replies
                                            "FINE I'LL DO IT YOUR SICK" girl says
                                            she unzips his pants drops his drawers and starts sucking after 4-5 minutes she comes up and goes EWWWW DAD YOU DICK TASTES LIKE SHIT

                                            then dad goes YEP YOU BROTHER WANTED TO GO TO PROM TOO


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                                            • CuriousToyBoy
                                              Crazy Aussie Bastard
                                              • Aug 2005
                                              • 16787

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by AdultInsider Cloner
                                              about 2 years ago I was dating a senior in highschool and she jokingly suggested that I take her to her prom. I politely declined. I didn't think a then 28 year old, would be very welcome at a prom lol!
                                              Off topic but......

                                              And I'm sure her Dad just loved you Lance.

                                              I've been there done that, in fact once, I was older than her father.

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                                              • Manowar
                                                jellyfish  
                                                • Dec 2003
                                                • 71528

                                                #24
                                                man those were the days

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