FBI Assassin Selection Finalized! - GoFuckYourself.com

com · 04-29-2006, 01:35 AM

The FBI had an opening for an assassin. After all the background
checks, interviews and testing were done, there were 3 finalists.

Two men and a woman.

For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a large metal
door and handed him a gun. "We must know that you will follow your
instructions no matter what the circumstances. Inside! the room you will
find your wife sitting in a chair.... Kill Her !!"
The man said, "You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife."
Then the agent said, "You are not the right man for this job.
Take your wife and go home."

The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and
went into the room. All was quiet for about 5 minutes. The man came out with
tears in his eyes, "I tried, but I can't kill my wife."

The agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home."

Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions,
to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room.
Shots were heard, one after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls.

After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there
stood the woman, wiping the sweat from her brow.
"This gun is loaded with blanks" she said.
"I had to beat him to death with the chair."

Solid Bob · 04-29-2006, 01:41 AM

Seen that one before but it's funny.

com · 04-29-2006, 02:50 AM

rofldongs

CaptainWolfy · 04-29-2006, 03:01 AM

lol this is very funny

RayBonga · 04-29-2006, 03:10 AM

I knew that one but still made me laugh

xclusive · 04-29-2006, 03:12 AM

lol that's a great one

woj · 04-29-2006, 03:14 AM

tyler. · 04-29-2006, 04:08 AM

that's funny

Manowar · 04-29-2006, 04:52 AM

dakota1358 · 04-29-2006, 06:36 AM

That was funny

Choppa · 04-29-2006, 06:46 AM

cranki · 04-29-2006, 06:49 AM

Mike_AWP · 04-29-2006, 06:50 AM

wtf..

u-Bob · 04-29-2006, 06:53 AM

old but funny

04-29-2006, 01:35 AM	#1
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