Brace yourselves... the beerbelly is about to become beyond cool...

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  • CDSmith
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • May 2001
    • 51460

    #1

    Brace yourselves... the beerbelly is about to become beyond cool...

    Have you heard about this yet? I just saw it so to me it's new.... and if the inventor hasn't become a millionaire with it I'm sure he's about to. (I'm sure only a guy would invent this)


    "Now that spring has finally arrived, we think there's no better way to enjoy the warm weather than by taking in a baseball game. But when it comes to quenching your thirst while rooting for the home team, there's a problem: The concession-stand beer is overpriced, and often tastes like it was brewed when Joe DiMaggio was still playing.

    There was no other option in this no-coolers-allowed world, but now a Reno, Nev. company has come up with a truly innovative solution: The Beerbelly -- a stealthy strap-on beer holder that disguises itself as a bulging stomach.

    According to the Ananova Web portal, the Beerbelly was the creation of three middle-aged men who wanted a way of sneaking beer into movies and ball games.

    The Beerbelly holds 80 ounces of your favorite brew, and at $34.95, the gizmo pays for itself when compared to consuming six ballpark beverages at $7 a pop, the inventors claim."





    Will stadium staffers not get suspicious when 12,000 pot-bellied guys stroll through the gates?
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  • CuriousToyBoy
    Crazy Aussie Bastard
    • Aug 2005
    • 16787

    #2
    Real beerbelly's have ALWAYS been cool.

    It's how you wear it and carry yourself.

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    • pr0
      rockin tha trailerpark
      • May 2001
      • 23088

      #3
      wow that is awesome!

      one problem, my gut is already huge...so it might look like a tumor lol
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      • CDSmith
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        • May 2001
        • 51460

        #4
        Originally posted by CuriousToyBoy
        Real beerbelly's have ALWAYS been cool.

        It's how you wear it and carry yourself.

        2c
        I said BEYOND cool. Pay attention you.
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        • L-Pink
          working on my tan
          • Mar 2005
          • 39151

          #5
          What a stupid idea. Cups of ice aren't free at ball-games or movies. Or are you going to drink warm beer?

          Maybe invent a fake nut-sac that can hold dry ice, then run the tube thru it .....

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          • CDSmith
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            • May 2001
            • 51460

            #6
            Originally posted by L-Pink
            What a stupid idea. Cups of ice aren't free at ball-games or movies. Or are you going to drink warm beer?

            Maybe invent a fake nut-sac that can hold dry ice, then run the tube thru it .....
            I would think that it is made out of pliable cooler material of some sort, like that long snake-shaped cooler that holds up to six cans of beer. You've never seen those at the beach? I have.

            If the "beerbelly" is made like that then no, it's actually a fucking cool as shit idea.

            One I wish I'd thought of.
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            • L-Pink
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              • Mar 2005
              • 39151

              #7
              Originally posted by CDSmith
              I would think that it is made out of pliable cooler material of some sort, like that long snake-shaped cooler that holds up to six cans of beer. You've never seen those at the beach? I have.

              If the "beerbelly" is made like that then no, it's actually a fucking cool as shit idea.

              One I wish I'd thought of.
              CD, it is a great gift idea. I still don't think it will "comfortably" work. I will go 50/50 on my fake nut-sac idea with you. Let me know ...

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              • beemk
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                • Jan 2002
                • 20829

                #8
                even if its got cooler material, your body head should warm it up, or it will make your stomach cold. $7 isnt really that bad, considering they usually give u huge beers for that price. you will pay more than that for a 12 ounce beer in miami, nyc, la, or vegas.
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                • pr0
                  rockin tha trailerpark
                  • May 2001
                  • 23088

                  #9
                  Originally posted by L-Pink
                  CD, it is a great gift idea. I still don't think it will "comfortably" work. I will go 50/50 on my fake nut-sac idea with you. Let me know ...
                  L-pink, your thomas jefferson quote isn't exactly correct

                  its in order to gain temporary security
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                  • L-Pink
                    working on my tan
                    • Mar 2005
                    • 39151

                    #10
                    pr0, Time to change anyway, thanks.


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                    • northboy
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                      • Oct 2005
                      • 807

                      #11
                      Originally posted by CDSmith

                      Will stadium staffers not get suspicious when 12,000 pot-bellied guys stroll through the gates?
                      no, aren't most people in the US fat to begin with? Especially at baseball/football games.

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                      • 2HousePlague
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                        • Jul 2004
                        • 14572

                        #12
                        I'm here with baddog and KRosh, drinking beer and eating fag Kettle Chips with Cheddar and Truffle Oil... we are braced.




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                        • CuriousToyBoy
                          Crazy Aussie Bastard
                          • Aug 2005
                          • 16787

                          #13
                          Originally posted by CDSmith
                          I said BEYOND cool. Pay attention you.
                          Takes deserved bitch slap for not reading post properly

                          Ooops !

                          My bad.

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                          • CDSmith
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                            • May 2001
                            • 51460

                            #14
                            Originally posted by northboy
                            no, aren't most people in the US fat to begin with? Especially at baseball/football games.
                            Good point.

                            I think this thing was inspired by those abdominal baby carriers for men. Or maybe it was the concept of the "pregnant" woman getting into an event but really she's smuggling a keg under her dress.

                            In fact, we did that back in the 80's. Myself and half a dozen friends took a booze tour up to Grand Beach one evening. When I found out there would be no booze allowed on the bus I found it unacceptable. I had a 1 gallon glass jug of homemade wine and needed it on that bus, so I convinced one of the girls to pretend she was preggers. The old bus driver bought it hook line and sinker.

                            One (or three) of these beerbelly things would have been perfect that night.
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                            • NoWhErE
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                              • Sep 2005
                              • 10583

                              #15
                              I Mountain bike alot and we have "camel humps", basically its a cooller that you strap on to your back and a straw stick out so that you can suck water while you're biking.

                              The material is super isolated, so the water never gets warm.

                              The beer belly will probably be made of the same material since its the same concept
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                              • Sosa
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                                • Oct 2002
                                • 40149

                                #16
                                wow lol. fuck wearing that

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                                • CDSmith
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                                  • May 2001
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                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by CuriousToyBoy
                                  Takes deserved bitch slap for not reading post properly

                                  Ooops !

                                  My bad.

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                                  • CDSmith
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                                    • May 2001
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                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by Sosa
                                    wow lol. fuck wearing that
                                    Maybe wearing one of those sexy looking beercan hats would be more your speed.


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                                    • Manowar
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                                      • Dec 2003
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                                      #19
                                      hahaha awesome

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                                      • Brujah
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                                        • Jan 2001
                                        • 22157

                                        #20
                                        Sweet. http://www.thebeerbelly.com/

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                                        • selena
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                                          • Aug 2004
                                          • 7995

                                          #21
                                          http://www.thebeerbelly.com/tips.html

                                          3. Personally we prefer to drink our beer from a cup, so instead of sucking from the hose, we route the hose down instead of up. When it?s time to fill up, down goes the zipper, out comes the hose, pop goes the cap, and into our cup goes the brew. How?s that for a conversation starter with the person next to you?

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                                          • Spunky
                                            I need a beer
                                            • Jun 2002
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                                            #22
                                            I'm wearing mine now

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                                            • sherie
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                                              • Feb 2002
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                                              #23
                                              I think I will use that as a "beer butt" instead. I am a tad skeptical that it will keep that much beer cold for as long as you need it to be lol
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                                              • CDSmith
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                                                • May 2001
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                                                #24
                                                I can think of so many uses for this thing.

                                                Put one big giant 80oz pre-mixed vodka cooler in it and take it into a concert, then just ask for cupfuls of ice at the drink counter. :D
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                                                • Fucksakes
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                                                  • Dec 2003
                                                  • 7567

                                                  #25
                                                  Ive done that with the bag from my water gun, just filled it up with beer and took the gun off, it had a quick fill normally for a garden hose but the tip of the beer bottle fit on it perfectly to drain it in.

                                                  only did that the once when the carnival was here, and you were only allowed to buy beer on at the place for like 5bucks a cup.

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                                                  • G-Rotica
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                                                    • Aug 2005
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                                                    #26
                                                    Nice to see they made CNN.

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                                                    • white-rob-like-whoa
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                                                      #27
                                                      Thats a great idea for skinny dudes... I guess the fat people have to down their beer in the parking lot.
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                                                      • MrJackMeHoff
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                                                        • Mar 2004
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                                                        #28
                                                        Problem is anyone who was lame enough to bring piss warm beer into a ballpark just to drink it cheap surely already has a big beer belly..

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                                                        • CDSmith
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                                                          • May 2001
                                                          • 51460

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by MrJackMeHoff
                                                          Problem is anyone who was lame enough to bring piss warm beer into a ballpark just to drink it cheap surely already has a big beer belly..
                                                          From their site:

                                                          "1. Beer is better cold, so you have two choices, get one of our custom Beerbelly ?Pleasure Extender? Ice Packs which will extend your pleasure by up to 3 hours, and/or fill your Beerbelly beforehand and stick it in the freezer. If you can?t plan ahead, get the coldest beer possible and remind yourself to get an extra pleasure extender to keep ready in the freezer."


                                                          Cold beer for 3 hours sounds like plenty of time to me.
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                                                          • mattz
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                                                            • Dec 2001
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                                                            #30
                                                            haha sweet! going to have to get me one of those

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                                                            • Jarmusch
                                                               
                                                              • May 2003
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                                                              #31
                                                              Pretty soon it will be mandatory for guys to lift their shirts before entering stadiums.

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                                                              • BV
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                                                                • Sep 2001
                                                                • 10914

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by CDSmith
                                                                I can think of so many uses for this thing.
                                                                Like smuggling tropical fish? lol

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