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Old 04-28-2006, 02:51 AM   #1
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Two IT guys were chatting in a bar...
Two IT guys were chatting in a bar after work.
"Guess what, mate," says the first IT guy, "yesterday, I met this gorgeous blonde girl in a bar."
"What did you do?" says the other IT guy.
"Well, I invited her over to my place, we had a couple of drinks, we got into the mood and then she suddenly asked me to take all her clothes off."
"You're kidding me!" says the second IT guy.
"I took her miniskirt off, and then I lifted her and put her on my desk next to my new laptop."
"Really? You got a new laptop?"
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Old 04-28-2006, 03:00 AM   #2
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hehehe nice joke ;)
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Old 04-28-2006, 03:02 AM   #3
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Old 04-28-2006, 04:22 AM   #4
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Old 04-28-2006, 04:29 AM   #5
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Old 04-28-2006, 04:30 AM   #6
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Old 04-28-2006, 04:32 AM   #7
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Old 04-28-2006, 04:33 AM   #8
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Old 04-28-2006, 04:41 AM   #9
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Old 04-28-2006, 04:42 AM   #10
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Old 04-28-2006, 06:20 AM   #11
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Funny ! I like it..
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Old 04-28-2006, 06:24 AM   #12
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Old 04-28-2006, 06:27 AM   #13
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Old 04-28-2006, 06:29 AM   #14
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Old 04-28-2006, 06:29 AM   #15
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Old 04-28-2006, 06:30 AM   #16
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IT guys don't meet women, so inaccurate ;)
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Old 04-28-2006, 06:31 AM   #17
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Old 04-28-2006, 06:58 AM   #18
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Old 04-28-2006, 07:00 AM   #19
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Old 04-28-2006, 07:01 AM   #20
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What kind of laptop was it?
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Old 04-28-2006, 07:06 AM   #21
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Wait... what were the specs? CPU? RAM? HDD? Cupsize?
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Old 04-28-2006, 08:21 AM   #22
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IT guys reboot faster! lol cute ;)
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Old 04-28-2006, 08:22 AM   #23
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Stupid Fucking Joke... Did Not Laugh ~ Waste Of Time, Still Looking For Good Punch Line.

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Old 04-28-2006, 08:27 AM   #24
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Stupid Fucking Joke... Did Not Laugh ~ Waste Of Time, Still Looking For Good Punch Line.

Wow, You Lose In Life.

Quite an ironic nickname you've got there...tool.
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Old 04-28-2006, 08:34 AM   #25
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Good one. I just sent it to my IT guy.
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Old 04-28-2006, 08:42 AM   #26
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Old 04-28-2006, 08:47 AM   #27
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WOW, So then he fucked her while posting on GFY!

Actually it was a contest. Bet ya never guess what I'm doing. A new twist on chokers "Never guess what I just bought contests". Which reminds me, haven't seen him post recently.
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Old 04-28-2006, 08:54 AM   #28
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Old 04-28-2006, 08:57 AM   #29
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Old 04-28-2006, 08:58 AM   #30
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Old 04-28-2006, 09:07 AM   #31
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Old 04-28-2006, 09:10 AM   #32
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Haha! good one!!
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Old 04-28-2006, 09:19 AM   #33
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dude, what kind of laptop?
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Old 04-28-2006, 10:28 AM   #34
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Old 04-28-2006, 10:31 AM   #35
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Old 04-28-2006, 10:40 AM   #36
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Damn IT guys. Now if they were porn IT guys they would have hooked up the webcam and shot some content at the same time!
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Old 04-28-2006, 10:49 AM   #37
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Old 04-28-2006, 10:55 AM   #38
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lol I bought this week new notebook too this Is classic IT joje
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Old 04-30-2006, 07:33 AM   #41
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Old 04-30-2006, 02:31 PM   #42
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lol thats sad, but pretty true
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Old 04-30-2006, 04:28 PM   #45
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Old 04-30-2006, 04:36 PM   #46
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I wanna know about the laptop too
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Old 04-30-2006, 04:45 PM   #47
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