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wdsguy 04-27-2006 04:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OzMan
All of the above..

I pee sitting down at home to avoid urine spray on/around the bowl
I wipe the whole area with baby wipes
I shower after I take a crap

It's not about being gay or even metro, just common sense personal hygiene. Most woman aren't turned on by the taste or smell of urine, phoeces or sweaty balls. Anyone who thinks othwerwise is lazy and/or doesn't care about their woman or knows a woman isn't going to be going anywhere near that area in the forseeable future. :thumbsup


well said :thumbsup

Dagwolf 04-27-2006 04:33 PM

I dry it out inside with pipe cleaner.

Pornwolf 04-27-2006 04:40 PM

I shake it. 2 to 3 shakes, any more is jacking off.

On a related note let me ask you ladies a question:

When you are finished peeing and you put on your pants, do you have any residual pee drips in your underwear?

OzMan 04-27-2006 07:05 PM

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Originally Posted by webgurl
so i guess u don't poo in public ? :winkwink:

Rarely.

I can usually poop on demand so do it before I leave the house.
(you asked) :1orglaugh

BoyAlley 04-27-2006 07:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xxxdesign-net
I let the piss run down my leg and my socks absorb the most of it

Kinky bitch.

BobG 04-27-2006 07:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by webgurl
so when u shake the pee gets everywhere like around the
rims of toilet seat and on the floor ? Thats NASTY omg


Most of the time the shake is just a habit and to ensure that you don't get a wet spot on your chonies and there really isn't much pee that gets tapped away but on ocasion and especially if you're in a hurry or drunk.... things can get messy.

I hope that helped.:)

georgeyw 04-27-2006 07:30 PM

wipe with dunny paper and you'll be picking little tiny pieces of paper off of your member for fucking ages!

Enema 04-27-2006 07:48 PM

After every time I pee I wash my wang in the sink, then dry it on a towel.

I'm not snipped though, so it might be more necessary.

harvey 04-27-2006 07:53 PM

nope, I suck it, I'm into selfsuck and such :thumbsup

HotPussyCat 04-27-2006 08:28 PM

Interesting covo, Funny stuff to.. I would like guys to wipe cause i dont like sucking a cock that taste like pee! I like a clean guy! I mean come on guys can u imagine a girl peeing and then just sitting there shaking and then like 1 hr later licking her pussy, that would be gross! So help us out guys start wiping! LOL

AdultInsider Cloner 04-27-2006 08:32 PM

If I can I do

Spunky 04-27-2006 08:36 PM

I give it a bath in the sink and use their towel to dry it off :thumbsup

rowan 04-27-2006 08:39 PM

blah blah

L-Pink 04-27-2006 08:57 PM

I wash mine in the sink then use the air dryer.

WWC-Pajio 04-27-2006 09:03 PM

...I thought there's different subject in here..!!! :1orglaugh :1orglaugh but I was wrong :1orglaugh

dixymax 04-27-2006 09:04 PM

No, i just shake it

Ramos 04-27-2006 09:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by webgurl
Guys do u wipe your weewee after pissing with toilet paper?
Just wondering i saw it on tv . Do you ? :Oh crap

omg i love you:Oh crap :( :)

Jakke PNG 04-27-2006 10:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by webgurl
so when u shake the pee gets everywhere like around the
rims of toilet seat and on the floor ? Thats NASTY omg

No no no no, the shaking part happens AFTER you've pee'd, not while.

However.. being a morbidly obese fuck with a tiny tiny willy which I can't see to aim, the INITIAL piss usually ends up on the floor, on the rim, maybe in the sink and the wall, a bit on the pants and socks...

sandman! 04-27-2006 10:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HotPussyCat
Interesting covo, Funny stuff to.. I would like guys to wipe cause i dont like sucking a cock that taste like pee! I like a clean guy! I mean come on guys can u imagine a girl peeing and then just sitting there shaking and then like 1 hr later licking her pussy, that would be gross! So help us out guys start wiping! LOL


i make sure Mr. Happy gets a wash before anyone is taking care of him :)

bizarredollars 04-27-2006 10:50 PM

I shake, then wipe - don't like drops of pee going down my leg :)

woj 04-27-2006 10:51 PM

100........

tw1st3d 04-27-2006 10:52 PM

Yeah I wipe ;]

Jakke PNG 04-27-2006 10:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HotPussyCat
Interesting covo, Funny stuff to.. I would like guys to wipe cause i dont like sucking a cock that taste like pee! I like a clean guy! I mean come on guys can u imagine a girl peeing and then just sitting there shaking and then like 1 hr later licking her pussy, that would be gross! So help us out guys start wiping! LOL

Well.. in all seriousness, I never go down on my girl if she hasn't showered..wiping just won't do. Same deal for me, I take a shower before I want to receive head.. wtf? You girls just go down on a dirty cock? Filthy fucking creatures. No matter if you wipe your cock (or snatch) after a piss, it still smells like sweaty balls/twat. wash that shit before sex.

Do you also give rimjobs after just wiping?:1orglaugh

CDSmith 04-27-2006 11:00 PM

You can shake it
you can swing it
you can bang it on the wall
but it's gotta go back in your pants
before the last drop will fall

I'm telling ya people
hear my rant
no matter how you shake, wiggle or dance
that last fucking drop
always goes in your pants.

webgurl 04-27-2006 11:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TeenGodFather
Do you also give rimjobs after just wiping?:1orglaugh


Is rimjob = hooplicking ? :upsidedow

Deliverance 04-27-2006 11:06 PM

The truth!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by webgurl
Guys do u wipe your weewee after pissing with toilet paper?
Just wondering i saw it on tv . Do you ? :Oh crap

I wipe it, shake it, squeeze it and sometimes when in a hurry, just pop him back in da pants...... of course WE do this knowing that the last drop(s) are sure to find a way to run down your leg or even worse, make a pee stain on your trousers for which there is no excuse! Why does it always happen when I'm wearing light coloured trousers :disgust ?

TaDoW 04-27-2006 11:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by webgurl
Guys do u wipe your weewee after pissing with toilet paper?
Just wondering i saw it on tv . Do you ? :Oh crap

you are one strange chica webgurl ;-)

I mean that in the best possible way!

Sam Granger 04-27-2006 11:10 PM

I jump up and down, swing it all around. That usually does the trick...

Vitasoy 04-27-2006 11:38 PM

Nahh I just give it a good shake.

Lance69 04-28-2006 01:00 AM

Of course Webgurl! Usually drop it in the sink for a rinse too. Think of that when you invite me over for dinner! :thumbsup

Jakke PNG 04-28-2006 01:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by webgurl
Is rimjob = hooplicking ? :upsidedow

Never heard the term hooplicking...

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&l...ob&btnG=Search

baddog 04-28-2006 01:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by webgurl
Guys do u wipe your weewee after pissing with toilet paper?
Just wondering i saw it on tv . Do you ? :Oh crap


I knew a single mother that was teaching her son to do that. I expect to read about him shooting from a bell tower somewhere when he gets older.

gecko 04-28-2006 02:35 AM

I use a blow dryer.

sexypond 04-28-2006 04:42 AM

I just shake it

V_RocKs 04-28-2006 04:47 AM

I like to switch it up..


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