that just sounds freaky

standard three shakes for me.

yes, if you don't then you will have piss in your underwear

I let the piss run down my leg and my socks absorb the most of it

Ahh yes, well said, sir.

I lick it clean... WOOF!!!

then i must have wanked 5 times today already :1orglaugh

you just do the jiggle, fuck wiping

My filipino manservant Abog does it for me.

:1orglaugh

I normally don't do it, but my gf forces me to! lol

I use baby wipes when I am at home , and on the road I bring the travel pack. :)

i just give it a shake and move on my way lol

wipe it? wtF?

I do that alot too.

I have staff that does that

*rite*

where do you get these false facts?

i would surely love to wipe someone else's pussy lol

:smokin

My girlfriend asked this.. .right before she started sucking

:Oh crap

sometimes I do

Why kill a tree for tissue when we have women .

Come on, a man is way to lasy for that ...

All of the above..

I pee sitting down at home to avoid urine spray on/around the bowl
I wipe the whole area with baby wipes
I shower after I take a crap

It's not about being gay or even metro, just common sense personal hygiene. Most woman aren't turned on by the taste or smell of urine, phoeces or sweaty balls. Anyone who thinks othwerwise is lazy and/or doesn't care about their woman or knows a woman isn't going to be going anywhere near that area in the forseeable future. :thumbsup

so when u shake the pee gets everywhere like around the
rims of toilet seat and on the floor ? Thats NASTY omg

so i guess u don't poo in public ? :winkwink:

im married... i can be lazy

if youre a trained shaker you can point and shake precisely in the target

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh did it turn her on?

If you wipe your dick after taking a piss you just might be a girl. :1orglaugh

i dont know many men who do

hmmm very interesting :1orglaugh

well said :thumbsup

I dry it out inside with pipe cleaner.

I shake it. 2 to 3 shakes, any more is jacking off.

On a related note let me ask you ladies a question:

When you are finished peeing and you put on your pants, do you have any residual pee drips in your underwear?

Rarely.

I can usually poop on demand so do it before I leave the house.
(you asked) :1orglaugh

Most of the time the shake is just a habit and to ensure that you don't get a wet spot on your chonies and there really isn't much pee that gets tapped away but on ocasion and especially if you're in a hurry or drunk.... things can get messy.

I hope that helped.:)

wipe with dunny paper and you'll be picking little tiny pieces of paper off of your member for fucking ages!

After every time I pee I wash my wang in the sink, then dry it on a towel.

I'm not snipped though, so it might be more necessary.

nope, I suck it, I'm into selfsuck and such :thumbsup

Interesting covo, Funny stuff to.. I would like guys to wipe cause i dont like sucking a cock that taste like pee! I like a clean guy! I mean come on guys can u imagine a girl peeing and then just sitting there shaking and then like 1 hr later licking her pussy, that would be gross! So help us out guys start wiping! LOL

If I can I do

I give it a bath in the sink and use their towel to dry it off :thumbsup

blah blah

I wash mine in the sink then use the air dryer.

...I thought there's different subject in here..!!! :1orglaugh :1orglaugh but I was wrong :1orglaugh

No, i just shake it

omg i love you:Oh crap :( :)

No no no no, the shaking part happens AFTER you've pee'd, not while.

However.. being a morbidly obese fuck with a tiny tiny willy which I can't see to aim, the INITIAL piss usually ends up on the floor, on the rim, maybe in the sink and the wall, a bit on the pants and socks...

i make sure Mr. Happy gets a wash before anyone is taking care of him :)

I shake, then wipe - don't like drops of pee going down my leg :)