By smelling your check. Yeah, that's right, I said smelling your check.
For example, I have determined that whoever signs my Dukedollars.com checks is a heavy smoker, because when I open my check, it usually smells like a lit cigarette.
Also, whoever signs my Occash.com checks likes to wear a shitload of cologne.
Sometimes you can also smell what that person's house/office smells like or if they were even cooking or eating food at the time. Not too long ago, I got a check that had a grape juice stain on it.
Okay friends, so what have we all learned today? When you get your checks make sure to always smell them, that way you can be a weirdo just like me.
For example, I have determined that whoever signs my Dukedollars.com checks is a heavy smoker, because when I open my check, it usually smells like a lit cigarette.
Also, whoever signs my Occash.com checks likes to wear a shitload of cologne.
Sometimes you can also smell what that person's house/office smells like or if they were even cooking or eating food at the time. Not too long ago, I got a check that had a grape juice stain on it.
Okay friends, so what have we all learned today? When you get your checks make sure to always smell them, that way you can be a weirdo just like me.
And I really did like the post 
So next time say to the mirror that the bot has to stfu 
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