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shaliza · 04-21-2006, 06:55 AM

It's a Canadian theme for this month's ePassporte contest in honour of the Webmaster Access East show that will take place from May 10th to the 13th in Toronto,Ontario. Not only are we giving away $1000.00 US to the first prize winner of this contest but 5 runner-ups will receive a free Webmaster Access East show badge.

For this months contest, we are looking for the best, most comical, most jaw dropping photo of you and some sort of Canadian icon. Whether it be a sordid pic of you with a Canuk celebrity, a messy scene with Molson beer, or you, soaked in Maple Syrup, wrapped in the Canadian flag. We pass no judgment beyond the entertaining requirement of the photo.

DON'T FORGET the ePassporte logo needs to be clearly displayed somewhere in the shot, preferably written on your body. Nudity is always encouraged but not mandatory. Photoshop is acceptable however only professional work will be considered.

This contest will run until Thursday, April 27th and the winner will be announced on a separate thread on Friday, April 26th.

Remember, you must be an ePassporte account holder to win.

xclusive · 04-21-2006, 06:57 AM

this one should be fun

GiveIntoMe · 04-21-2006, 06:58 AM

I could do with that $1000 bucks

BabeHunter · 04-21-2006, 06:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by shaliza

Whether it be a sordid pic of you with a Canuk celebrity, a messy scene with Molson beer, or you, soaked in Maple Syrup, wrapped in the Canadian flag.

haha

would be funny to see any of those

BIGTYMER · 04-21-2006, 07:01 AM

Nice!

JFK · 04-21-2006, 07:04 AM

HMMMMMMM Shaliza..............I have this NICE PIC of YOU

Send me the 1k and I wont post it

Verbal Kint · 04-21-2006, 07:04 AM

Nice this is going to be fun

adamneve · 04-21-2006, 07:04 AM

to bad i don't have a canadian flag, i'm all covered up with maple already

Great contest Shaliza

seeric · 04-21-2006, 07:05 AM

Mr. Izzz once humped a moose in canada. Anyone got pics?

Michael O · 04-21-2006, 07:06 AM

Please don't harm any moose or other animals :D

sickkittens · 04-21-2006, 07:07 AM

I should have never thrown away those naked pics and me and Gordie Howe.

shaliza · 04-21-2006, 07:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JFK

HMMMMMMM Shaliza..............I have this NICE PIC of YOU

Send me the 1k and I wont post it

You are becoming a better business man every day. I am impressed.

BTW, I know where you live so I would watch myself if I were you ;-)

shaliza · 04-21-2006, 07:11 AM

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Originally Posted by adamneve

to bad i don't have a canadian flag, i'm all covered up with maple already

Great contest Shaliza

Hey Now! It's Friday. I still have another 9 hours of work to do and you are getting me all excited!

XxXotic · 04-21-2006, 07:13 AM

canadians are moosefuckers (TD I jacked your jact avatar)

XxXotic · 04-21-2006, 07:14 AM

dbl post sry

shaliza · 04-21-2006, 07:19 AM

Here is a great example of a cakey white canuck:

Don't worry Steve. I still think you are one hot bitch.

Michael O · 04-21-2006, 09:14 AM

This is going to be fun

Jman · 04-21-2006, 09:22 AM

Is Sleazy considered a Canadian Icon...

If so, I got TONS of those LMAO ;-)

Dollarmansteve · 04-21-2006, 09:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by shaliza

Here is a great example of a cakey white canuck:

Don't worry Steve. I still think you are one hot bitch.

Winter coat - check
Standing in front of molson sign - check
Mid-February ultra-white skintone - check

Yep.. I am definitely a caker if there ever was one, eh?

justsexxx · 04-21-2006, 09:45 AM

What about

Cash · 04-21-2006, 09:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by justsexxx

What about

Nudity is always encouraged but not mandatory.

Babagirls · 04-21-2006, 10:00 AM

wheres the picture gonna be posted/used? and for how long?

cool1 · 04-21-2006, 10:04 AM

Now if I could only come up with a good one

elitetec · 04-21-2006, 10:11 AM

bump for this

Babagirls · 04-21-2006, 10:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elitetec

bump for this

bump? its a sticky thread!

ajrocks · 04-21-2006, 10:41 AM

How about you fix everyones passwords and keep the 1000.00 bucks for your trouble.

shaliza · 04-21-2006, 11:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ajrocks

How about you fix everyones passwords and keep the 1000.00 bucks for your trouble.

I'm guessing you wont be participating?

If you need your password fixed, please feel free to email me. I think we go out of our way to post our information on GFY to ensure webmasters who need help with their accounts can contact us easily.

I am guessing you don't have an issue otherwise you would have posted that you needed help instead of trying to be funny.

shaliza · 04-21-2006, 11:03 AM

Now anyone got anything funny for me this fine friday afternoon? Lets see some sleazy pics. He counts as a Canadian Icon!

LeslieSharp · 04-21-2006, 11:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by shaliza

Now anyone got anything funny for me this fine friday afternoon? Lets see some sleazy pics. He counts as a Canadian Icon!

Anything for you Muffy!

This is a picture of Sleazy in his Gimli cabin thinking of questions for my Ambush!

Leslie

shaliza · 04-21-2006, 11:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LeslieSharp

Anything for you Muffy!

This is a picture of Sleazy in his Gimli cabin thinking of questions for my Ambush!

Leslie

lol. We are so evil.

NoWhErE · 04-21-2006, 11:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LeslieSharp

Anything for you Muffy!

This is a picture of Sleazy in his Gimli cabin thinking of questions for my Ambush!

Leslie

I'm sorry but I did not need to see that!!!! Gah

shaliza · 04-21-2006, 11:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JMan

Is Sleazy considered a Canadian Icon...

If so, I got TONS of those LMAO ;-)

Jman, Buffy and I can post some tasty pictures of you as well

Do I smell Zesty Cheese Doritos?

JFK · 04-21-2006, 11:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by shaliza

You are becoming a better business man every day. I am impressed.

BTW, I know where you live so I would watch myself if I were you ;-)

Dayumn.............. I forgot about that

Babagirls · 04-21-2006, 11:44 AM

why didnt my quesiton get answered?

shaliza · 04-21-2006, 11:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Babagirls

wheres the picture gonna be posted/used? and for how long?

Hi

Sorry I missed your question. The pictures are pretty much going to be used for their entertainment value on this thread.

LeslieSharp · 04-21-2006, 12:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by shaliza

Jman, Buffy and I can post some tasty pictures of you as well

Do I smell Zesty Cheese Doritos?

OH shit, ha ha ha!

Are you going there Shaliza??? ha ha ha!

I think we should instead post that picture of Adam & Sleazy... (Adam & Eve or Steve reference... he he he!)

I'll be cool and give Sleazy the same courtesy I gave Jman several years ago when I unveiled the picture of him passed out naked with a bad of doritos.

Let's get a poll going and if 75% of the folks want to see Sleazy naked covered only with a few patchouli leaves, I will post it.

xoxo
Leslie

NoWhErE · 04-21-2006, 12:08 PM

RayBonga · 04-21-2006, 12:24 PM

Great contest

digifan · 04-21-2006, 12:38 PM

Good luck to you all

AVNedison · 04-21-2006, 12:42 PM

Good contest Shaliza. This should be fun.

PimpDaddyPants · 04-21-2006, 12:55 PM

This is what canada is best for! Good Guys, Good Parties, and Good Content.

PimpDaddyPants · 04-21-2006, 12:58 PM

PimpDaddyPants · 04-21-2006, 01:00 PM

This is the winning Picture Right Here Guys - Please Pick Me

PimpDaddyPants · 04-21-2006, 01:06 PM

Epass heres the sleazy pics u wanted

PimpDaddyPants · 04-21-2006, 01:09 PM

This is a funny ass pic...

very rare!

baddog · 04-21-2006, 01:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by shaliza

This contest will run until Thursday, April 27th and the winner will be announced on a separate thread on Friday, April 26th.

That should be an interesting trick, or are you saying the winner will be announced some other year?

shaliza · 04-21-2006, 01:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog

That should be an interesting trick, or are you saying the winner will be announced some other year?

No one else caught that. I am impressed Baddog. That should be the 28th.

Thanks buddy.

Manowar · 04-21-2006, 01:28 PM

Sweet stuff!

C-Bass · 04-21-2006, 01:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by shaliza

Here is a great example of a cakey white canuck:

Long lost brothers?

baddog · 04-21-2006, 02:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by shaliza

No one else caught that. I am impressed Baddog. That should be the 28th.

Thanks buddy.

Pertinent details = years of training

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shaliza Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: toronto Posts: 548	ePassporte's Monthly $1000.00 Cash Giveaway It's a Canadian theme for this month's ePassporte contest in honour of the Webmaster Access East show that will take place from May 10th to the 13th in Toronto,Ontario. Not only are we giving away $1000.00 US to the first prize winner of this contest but 5 runner-ups will receive a free Webmaster Access East show badge. For this months contest, we are looking for the best, most comical, most jaw dropping photo of you and some sort of Canadian icon. Whether it be a sordid pic of you with a Canuk celebrity, a messy scene with Molson beer, or you, soaked in Maple Syrup, wrapped in the Canadian flag. We pass no judgment beyond the entertaining requirement of the photo. DON'T FORGET the ePassporte logo needs to be clearly displayed somewhere in the shot, preferably written on your body. Nudity is always encouraged but not mandatory. Photoshop is acceptable however only professional work will be considered. This contest will run until Thursday, April 27th and the winner will be announced on a separate thread on Friday, April 26th. Remember, you must be an ePassporte account holder to win. __________________ Email: shaliza.somani at ePassporte dot com

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