Message from my 10 year old son -- WTF - GoFuckYourself.com

SteveLightspeed · 04-22-2006, 11:38 AM

My 10 year old son sent me this the other day out of the blue.

He doesn't know anything about Lightspeed yet. I'll have to save this for his 18th birthday!

Steve Lightspeed

dissipate · 04-22-2006, 11:39 AM

what the hell?

seeric · 04-22-2006, 11:39 AM

wow.

thats kinda trippy.

CyberHustler · 04-22-2006, 11:39 AM

damn......

After Shock Media · 04-22-2006, 11:39 AM

ummmmm eek!

Jakke PNG · 04-22-2006, 11:40 AM

Does your kid speak in tongues?
lol. Damn, that's weird.

gangbangjoe · 04-22-2006, 11:40 AM

that would freake me out if i was you

Chris · 04-22-2006, 11:40 AM

wtffffffffffff?

dissipate · 04-22-2006, 11:41 AM

You may want to ask him about that one before he attempts to go all columbine

marketsmart · 04-22-2006, 11:41 AM

i hope you talked to him about this... who the fuck would tell him he was the devil? was it an adult?

SteveLightspeed · 04-22-2006, 11:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by marketsmart

i hope you talked to him about this... who the fuck would tell him he was the devil? was it an adult?

Of course I asked him about this --- he said he was just playing around with his new phone, and saw the little devil graphic, so he was just trying to be cute with it

Cyrano · 04-22-2006, 11:43 AM

That's moderately disturbing coming from a 10 year old.

gangbangjoe · 04-22-2006, 11:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SteveLightspeed

Of course I asked him about this --- he said he was just playing around with his new phone, and saw the little devil graphic, so he was just trying to be cute with it

what i thought

but maybe he knows more about what you do

martinsc · 04-22-2006, 11:46 AM

what was going through his mind?????

madawgz · 04-22-2006, 11:47 AM

haha thats kinda freaky

Elli · 04-22-2006, 11:48 AM

I would let it go until he starts collecting shuriken...

MarkMan · 04-22-2006, 11:52 AM

he probably was just playing around.. so what

Chris · 04-22-2006, 11:54 AM

anyone else trying to figure out why a 10 year old has a cell phone?

If he needs one that bad you could give him the basic firefly phone with like 5 buttons on it :/

whats the world coming to

xNetworx · 04-22-2006, 11:57 AM

thats kinda funny

SteveLightspeed · 04-22-2006, 11:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chris

anyone else trying to figure out why a 10 year old has a cell phone?

If he needs one that bad you could give him the basic firefly phone with like 5 buttons on it :/

whats the world coming to

I offered to get him a cellphone if he brought his grades up, and a promise is a promise.

Jakke PNG · 04-22-2006, 11:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chris

anyone else trying to figure out why a 10 year old has a cell phone?

If he needs one that bad you could give him the basic firefly phone with like 5 buttons on it :/

whats the world coming to

Like 99% of 7 year olds in finland has their own cellphone.

Didn't even occur to me that someone would consider it weird..

LittleSassy · 04-22-2006, 12:02 PM

lol....that's kinda freaky

Jman · 04-22-2006, 12:04 PM

Hahahahaha I love it.

tyler. · 04-22-2006, 12:04 PM

Thats creepy

Peaches · 04-22-2006, 12:17 PM

So the apple didn't fall far from the tree? ;)

I found out from experience that's one of the hazzards of being a smartass - your children tend to inherit it, lol! I just alway blamed it on daycare ;)

HorseShit · 04-22-2006, 12:19 PM

It's good for a kid to have a cell phone, as long as they know not to abuse it.

SteveLightspeed · 04-22-2006, 12:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Peaches

So the apple didn't fall far from the tree? ;)

I found out from experience that's one of the hazzards of being a smartass - your children tend to inherit it, lol! I just alway blamed it on daycare ;)

Yeah, I told him, "I can't believe what you just said.... I had to wait until I was 33 to meet the Devil!"

xclusive · 04-22-2006, 12:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SteveLightspeed

Yeah, I told him, "I can't believe what you just said.... I had to wait until I was 33 to meet the Devil!"

lol i met him at 20

The Captain · 04-22-2006, 12:36 PM

That is some to funny kids can do the craziest stuff

green-apple · 04-22-2006, 12:39 PM

Hahaha
Rotfl :p

Donny · 04-22-2006, 12:42 PM

Seriously, I would be proud if my son told me that. It would go against all the religious "God" BS his mother teaches him.

Like father, like son.

baddog · 04-22-2006, 12:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SteveLightspeed

Of course I asked him about this --- he said he was just playing around with his new phone, and saw the little devil graphic, so he was just trying to be cute with it

Damn, that would scare the hell out of me

xLaborJames · 04-22-2006, 12:53 PM

ha thats cute in a slightly disturbing way.

gimo33 · 04-22-2006, 12:54 PM

freaky and funny.. LOL

psili · 04-22-2006, 01:10 PM

http://son.confesstojesus.com/

DesignWise · 04-22-2006, 01:14 PM

freakin scary man...
just hope my daughter wont send me SMS saying "dad, satan told me im gonna be a pornstar"

Pornwolf · 04-22-2006, 02:08 PM

Boy oh boy. If this internet porn thing is still going like it is now, in about 5 years that kid is gonna be in heaven being Steve Lightspeed Jr.

When ya gonna tell him Steve?

Manowar · 04-22-2006, 02:50 PM

hahaha thats awesome

Drake · 04-22-2006, 03:04 PM

LOL I hope you don't keep guns around the house

u-Bob · 04-22-2006, 03:48 PM

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=exorcism+howto

KRL · 04-22-2006, 03:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chris

anyone else trying to figure out why a 10 year old has a cell phone?

If he needs one that bad you could give him the basic firefly phone with like 5 buttons on it :/

whats the world coming to

My kid has had a cell phone since he was 9.

NoCarrier · 04-22-2006, 03:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SteveLightspeed

My 10 year old son sent me this the other day out of the blue.

He doesn't know anything about Lightspeed yet. I'll have to save this for his 18th birthday!

Steve Lightspeed

This is what happens when you watch too much TV.

http://img.slate.com/media/50/041011...eKing_100k.asf

Matt Collins · 04-22-2006, 04:02 PM

I got my 10 year old son a cell phone also, but I gave him my old, old phone that has no graphics. I don't think it does anything buy dial.

Anyway, we have found the phone to be an immense time saver and certainly worth it.

However, the devil thing is certainly freaky to say the least!!

Matt

tony286 · 04-22-2006, 04:05 PM

i think he is trying to be funny

Spunky · 04-22-2006, 06:38 PM

He sold his soul already?

RayBonga · 04-22-2006, 06:57 PM

It's probably time to call the exorcist.

Stallion · 04-22-2006, 07:01 PM

hehe weird message.. kids can we weird.. gotta love em

ddfGandalf · 04-22-2006, 07:06 PM

Dont take it too serious

His personality will change by time

PimpDaddyPants · 04-22-2006, 07:11 PM

steve funny stuff man

CuriousToyBoy · 04-22-2006, 07:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SteveLightspeed

My 10 year old son sent me this the other day out of the blue.

He doesn't know anything about Lightspeed yet. I'll have to save this for his 18th birthday!

Steve Lightspeed

Steve,

I PROMISE I have not yet met your son.

04-22-2006, 11:38 AM	#1
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