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  • SteveLightspeed
    Confirmed User
    • Jul 2001
    • 7940
    #1

    Message from my 10 year old son -- WTF

    My 10 year old son sent me this the other day out of the blue.

    He doesn't know anything about Lightspeed yet. I'll have to save this for his 18th birthday!




    Steve Lightspeed
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    • dissipate
      The Dirty Frenchman
      • Nov 2005
      • 8904
      #2
      what the hell?

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        • seeric
          ..........
          • Aug 2004
          • 41917
          #3
          wow.

          thats kinda trippy.

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            • CyberHustler
              Masterbaiter
              • Feb 2006
              • 28760
              #4
              damn......
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                • After Shock Media
                  It's coming look busy
                  • Mar 2001
                  • 35299
                  #5
                  ummmmm eek!

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                    • Jakke PNG
                      ex-TeenGodFather
                      • Nov 2001
                      • 20306
                      #6
                      Does your kid speak in tongues?
                      lol. Damn, that's weird.
                      ..and I'm off.

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                        • gangbangjoe
                          Ronin
                          • May 2004
                          • 17693
                          #7
                          that would freake me out if i was you

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                            • Chris
                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                              • May 2003
                              • 27880
                              #8
                              wtffffffffffff?
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                                • dissipate
                                  The Dirty Frenchman
                                  • Nov 2005
                                  • 8904
                                  #9
                                  You may want to ask him about that one before he attempts to go all columbine

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                                    • marketsmart
                                      HOMICIDAL TROLL KILLER
                                      • Dec 2004
                                      • 20419
                                      #10
                                      i hope you talked to him about this... who the fuck would tell him he was the devil? was it an adult?

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                                        • SteveLightspeed
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Jul 2001
                                          • 7940
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by marketsmart
                                          i hope you talked to him about this... who the fuck would tell him he was the devil? was it an adult?
                                          Of course I asked him about this --- he said he was just playing around with his new phone, and saw the little devil graphic, so he was just trying to be cute with it
                                          Abra-cadabra!

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                                            • Cyrano
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Apr 2006
                                              • 920
                                              #12
                                              That's moderately disturbing coming from a 10 year old.

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                                                • gangbangjoe
                                                  Ronin
                                                  • May 2004
                                                  • 17693
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by SteveLightspeed
                                                  Of course I asked him about this --- he said he was just playing around with his new phone, and saw the little devil graphic, so he was just trying to be cute with it

                                                  what i thought

                                                  but maybe he knows more about what you do

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                                                    • martinsc
                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                      • Jun 2005
                                                      • 27043
                                                      #14
                                                      what was going through his mind?????
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                                                        • madawgz
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                                                          • Mar 2006
                                                          • 30509
                                                          #15
                                                          haha thats kinda freaky
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                                                            • Elli
                                                              Reach for those stars!
                                                              • Apr 2003
                                                              • 17991
                                                              #16
                                                              I would let it go until he starts collecting shuriken...
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                                                                • MarkMan
                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                  • Feb 2005
                                                                  • 1370
                                                                  #17
                                                                  he probably was just playing around.. so what

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                                                                    • Chris
                                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                      • May 2003
                                                                      • 27880
                                                                      #18
                                                                      anyone else trying to figure out why a 10 year old has a cell phone?

                                                                      If he needs one that bad you could give him the basic firefly phone with like 5 buttons on it :/

                                                                      whats the world coming to
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                                                                        • xNetworx
                                                                          So Fucking What
                                                                          • Jan 2004
                                                                          • 14445
                                                                          #19
                                                                          thats kinda funny

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                                                                            • SteveLightspeed
                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                              • Jul 2001
                                                                              • 7940
                                                                              #20
                                                                              Originally posted by Chris
                                                                              anyone else trying to figure out why a 10 year old has a cell phone?

                                                                              If he needs one that bad you could give him the basic firefly phone with like 5 buttons on it :/

                                                                              whats the world coming to
                                                                              I offered to get him a cellphone if he brought his grades up, and a promise is a promise.
                                                                              Abra-cadabra!

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                                                                                • Jakke PNG
                                                                                  ex-TeenGodFather
                                                                                  • Nov 2001
                                                                                  • 20306
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  Originally posted by Chris
                                                                                  anyone else trying to figure out why a 10 year old has a cell phone?

                                                                                  If he needs one that bad you could give him the basic firefly phone with like 5 buttons on it :/

                                                                                  whats the world coming to
                                                                                  Like 99% of 7 year olds in finland has their own cellphone.
                                                                                  Didn't even occur to me that someone would consider it weird..
                                                                                  ..and I'm off.

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                                                                                    • LittleSassy
                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                      • May 2005
                                                                                      • 7402
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      lol....that's kinda freaky

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                                                                                        • Jman
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                                                                                          • Sep 2003
                                                                                          • 22832
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          Hahahahaha I love it.
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                                                                                            • tyler.
                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                              • Mar 2006
                                                                                              • 1653
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              Thats creepy

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                                                                                                • Peaches
                                                                                                  Old broad
                                                                                                  • Oct 2002
                                                                                                  • 13933
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  So the apple didn't fall far from the tree? ;)

                                                                                                  I found out from experience that's one of the hazzards of being a smartass - your children tend to inherit it, lol! I just alway blamed it on daycare ;)

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                                                                                                    • HorseShit
                                                                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                      • Dec 2004
                                                                                                      • 17513
                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      It's good for a kid to have a cell phone, as long as they know not to abuse it.

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                                                                                                        • SteveLightspeed
                                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                                          • Jul 2001
                                                                                                          • 7940
                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          Originally posted by Peaches
                                                                                                          So the apple didn't fall far from the tree? ;)

                                                                                                          I found out from experience that's one of the hazzards of being a smartass - your children tend to inherit it, lol! I just alway blamed it on daycare ;)
                                                                                                          Yeah, I told him, "I can't believe what you just said.... I had to wait until I was 33 to meet the Devil!"
                                                                                                          Abra-cadabra!

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                                                                                                            • xclusive
                                                                                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                              • Apr 2004
                                                                                                              • 35218
                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              Originally posted by SteveLightspeed
                                                                                                              Yeah, I told him, "I can't believe what you just said.... I had to wait until I was 33 to meet the Devil!"
                                                                                                              lol i met him at 20

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                                                                                                                • The Captain
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                                                                                                                  • Sep 2005
                                                                                                                  • 1558
                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  That is some to funny kids can do the craziest stuff
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                                                                                                                    • green-apple
                                                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                                                      • Mar 2006
                                                                                                                      • 283
                                                                                                                      #30
                                                                                                                      Hahaha
                                                                                                                      Rotfl :p
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                                                                                                                        • Donny
                                                                                                                          As you wish...
                                                                                                                          • May 2002
                                                                                                                          • 13754
                                                                                                                          #31
                                                                                                                          Seriously, I would be proud if my son told me that. It would go against all the religious "God" BS his mother teaches him.

                                                                                                                          Like father, like son.

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                                                                                                                            • baddog
                                                                                                                              So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                                              • Apr 2001
                                                                                                                              • 107089
                                                                                                                              #32
                                                                                                                              Originally posted by SteveLightspeed
                                                                                                                              Of course I asked him about this --- he said he was just playing around with his new phone, and saw the little devil graphic, so he was just trying to be cute with it

                                                                                                                              Damn, that would scare the hell out of me

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                                                                                                                                • xLaborJames
                                                                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                  • Apr 2006
                                                                                                                                  • 564
                                                                                                                                  #33
                                                                                                                                  ha thats cute in a slightly disturbing way.
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                                                                                                                                    • gimo33
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                                                                                                                                      • Mar 2006
                                                                                                                                      • 5599
                                                                                                                                      #34
                                                                                                                                      freaky and funny.. LOL
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                                                                                                                                        • psili
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                                                                                                                                          • Apr 2003
                                                                                                                                          • 5526
                                                                                                                                          #35
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                                                                                                                                            • DesignWise
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                                                                                                                                              • May 2004
                                                                                                                                              • 3575
                                                                                                                                              #36
                                                                                                                                              freakin scary man...
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                                                                                                                                                • Pornwolf
                                                                                                                                                  Drunk and Unruly
                                                                                                                                                  • Jan 2002
                                                                                                                                                  • 22712
                                                                                                                                                  #37
                                                                                                                                                  Boy oh boy. If this internet porn thing is still going like it is now, in about 5 years that kid is gonna be in heaven being Steve Lightspeed Jr.

                                                                                                                                                  When ya gonna tell him Steve?
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                                                                                                                                                    • Manowar
                                                                                                                                                      jellyfish  
                                                                                                                                                      • Dec 2003
                                                                                                                                                      • 71528
                                                                                                                                                      #38
                                                                                                                                                      hahaha thats awesome

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                                                                                                                                                        • Drake
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                                                                                                                                                          • Mar 2003
                                                                                                                                                          • 12508
                                                                                                                                                          #39
                                                                                                                                                          LOL I hope you don't keep guns around the house

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                                                                                                                                                              • Jul 2005
                                                                                                                                                              • 33063
                                                                                                                                                              #40
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                                                                                                                                                                • KRL
                                                                                                                                                                  Entrepreneur
                                                                                                                                                                  • Oct 2002
                                                                                                                                                                  • 31429
                                                                                                                                                                  #41
                                                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by Chris
                                                                                                                                                                  anyone else trying to figure out why a 10 year old has a cell phone?

                                                                                                                                                                  If he needs one that bad you could give him the basic firefly phone with like 5 buttons on it :/

                                                                                                                                                                  whats the world coming to
                                                                                                                                                                  My kid has had a cell phone since he was 9.
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                                                                                                                                                                    • NoCarrier
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                                                                                                                                                                      • Mar 2002
                                                                                                                                                                      • 16356
                                                                                                                                                                      #42
                                                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by SteveLightspeed
                                                                                                                                                                      My 10 year old son sent me this the other day out of the blue.

                                                                                                                                                                      He doesn't know anything about Lightspeed yet. I'll have to save this for his 18th birthday!




                                                                                                                                                                      Steve Lightspeed
                                                                                                                                                                      This is what happens when you watch too much TV.

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                                                                                                                                                                        • Matt Collins
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                                                                                                                                                                          • May 2005
                                                                                                                                                                          • 1060
                                                                                                                                                                          #43
                                                                                                                                                                          I got my 10 year old son a cell phone also, but I gave him my old, old phone that has no graphics. I don't think it does anything buy dial.

                                                                                                                                                                          Anyway, we have found the phone to be an immense time saver and certainly worth it.

                                                                                                                                                                          However, the devil thing is certainly freaky to say the least!!

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                                                                                                                                                                            • tony299
                                                                                                                                                                              lurker
                                                                                                                                                                              • Aug 2002
                                                                                                                                                                              • 57021
                                                                                                                                                                              #44
                                                                                                                                                                              i think he is trying to be funny

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                                                                                                                                                                                • Spunky
                                                                                                                                                                                  I need a beer
                                                                                                                                                                                  • Jun 2002
                                                                                                                                                                                  • 133978
                                                                                                                                                                                  #45
                                                                                                                                                                                  He sold his soul already?

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                                                                                                                                                                                    • RayBonga
                                                                                                                                                                                      too cool for highschool
                                                                                                                                                                                      • Nov 2005
                                                                                                                                                                                      • 12164
                                                                                                                                                                                      #46
                                                                                                                                                                                      It's probably time to call the exorcist.

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                                                                                                                                                                                        • Stallion
                                                                                                                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                                                                          • Jan 2001
                                                                                                                                                                                          • 6632
                                                                                                                                                                                          #47
                                                                                                                                                                                          hehe weird message.. kids can we weird.. gotta love em
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                                                                                                                                                                                            • ddfGandalf
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                                                                                                                                                                                              • Feb 2005
                                                                                                                                                                                              • 534
                                                                                                                                                                                              #48
                                                                                                                                                                                              Dont take it too serious
                                                                                                                                                                                              His personality will change by time

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                                                                                                                                                                                                • PimpDaddyPants
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                                                                                                                                                                                                  • Aug 2005
                                                                                                                                                                                                  • 1581
                                                                                                                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                                                                                                                  steve funny stuff man

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                                                                                                                                                                                                    • CuriousToyBoy
                                                                                                                                                                                                      Crazy Aussie Bastard
                                                                                                                                                                                                      • Aug 2005
                                                                                                                                                                                                      • 16787
                                                                                                                                                                                                      #50
                                                                                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by SteveLightspeed
                                                                                                                                                                                                      My 10 year old son sent me this the other day out of the blue.

                                                                                                                                                                                                      He doesn't know anything about Lightspeed yet. I'll have to save this for his 18th birthday!




                                                                                                                                                                                                      Steve Lightspeed
                                                                                                                                                                                                      Steve,

                                                                                                                                                                                                      I PROMISE I have not yet met your son.

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