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woj 04-22-2006 07:20 PM

50........... :glugglug

ricks 04-22-2006 07:52 PM

What do you expect the kid to grow up like when his dad is a pornographer?:2 cents:

Brujah 04-22-2006 08:01 PM

have you checked his head for '666' ?

Hammer 04-22-2006 08:03 PM

I think you folks are making way too much out of his. Kids say strange things sometimes, but it sure doesn't mean he's going to go Columbine.

Wiggles 04-22-2006 08:19 PM

haha damn that is pretty crazy!

Donny 04-22-2006 09:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ricks
What do you expect the kid to grow up like when his dad is a pornographer?:2 cents:

I'd like to meet the person who pisses in your cheerios on a daily basis. You're so full of negativity.

Kevin - The PNN 04-22-2006 10:19 PM

Disturbing

tASSy 04-22-2006 10:21 PM

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Originally Posted by DesignWise
freakin scary man...
just hope my daughter wont send me SMS saying "dad, satan told me im gonna be a pornstar"

don't worry, you won't - satan sent me that text message already. :1orglaugh

oh steve, your son just needs pink hair and the devilish deed will be done! :winkwink: :thumbsup

SlamDesigns 04-22-2006 10:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pornwolf
Boy oh boy. If this internet porn thing is still going like it is now, in about 5 years that kid is gonna be in heaven being Steve Lightspeed Jr.

When ya gonna tell him Steve?

Seriously, wtf would it be like to be Steve Lightspeed's son? And what if his son grows up and is a little pissed because Steve wasn't around all the time. I'm guessing the conversation would go something like this...

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Danny: Dad, you were always working when I was a kid. What the hell was soooo important that you worked late every night?

(Steve opens the door, and there's a photo shoot going on)

Danny: Nevermind.
----------------

I'm guessing finding out your dad is Steve Lightspeed could only be topped by finding out you're really a Gotti. :pimp

Sosa 04-22-2006 10:55 PM

heh what kinda of phone did you get him Steve

Well Dunn 04-22-2006 11:33 PM

lol that creeped me the fuck out bro

SteveLightspeed 04-23-2006 12:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sosa
heh what kinda of phone did you get him Steve

I guess I should have looked at it more closely when we bought it!

http://www.stevelightspeed.com/devilphone.jpg

FlogTheLog 04-23-2006 12:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SteveLightspeed
I guess I should have looked at it more closely when we bought it!

http://www.stevelightspeed.com/devilphone.jpg

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Slap Dot 04-23-2006 12:08 AM

I'd be scared man

Choppa 04-23-2006 02:14 AM

very trippy indeed :error

wyldblyss 04-23-2006 02:29 AM

Kids have a way of saying like that and totally flipping a parent out.

Pornwolf 04-23-2006 02:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SteveLightspeed
I guess I should have looked at it more closely when we bought it!

http://www.stevelightspeed.com/devilphone.jpg

Bwahahahahaha!

adonthenet 04-23-2006 02:40 AM

wow wtf?!?!

ricks 04-23-2006 08:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Donny
I'd like to meet the person who pisses in your cheerios on a daily basis. You're so full of negativity.

idiot :321GFY

LadyMischief 04-23-2006 08:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SlamDesigns
Seriously, wtf would it be like to be Steve Lightspeed's son? And what if his son grows up and is a little pissed because Steve wasn't around all the time. I'm guessing the conversation would go something like this...

----------------
Danny: Dad, you were always working when I was a kid. What the hell was soooo important that you worked late every night?

(Steve opens the door, and there's a photo shoot going on)

Danny: Nevermind.
----------------

I'm guessing finding out your dad is Steve Lightspeed could only be topped by finding out you're really a Gotti. :pimp


Apparently you're an idiot and don't know Steve very well. Steve IS around all the time. I don't know a lot of dads who are into their kids and as family oriented as Steve is.

sherie 04-23-2006 08:30 AM

That's hysterical...gawd bless him!

Shocking 04-23-2006 08:37 AM

You should be proud, he's going to continue the legacy

CuriousToyBoy 04-23-2006 09:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LadyMischief
Apparently you're an idiot and don't know Steve very well. Steve IS around all the time. I don't know a lot of dads who are into their kids and as family oriented as Steve is.

Apparently you don't recognize an attempt at humor when it slaps you in the face.

:2 cents:

detoxed 04-23-2006 10:11 AM

Man that kid a genius is he saying shit like that at 10. Dont let the US school system turn into another worker bee.

SlamDesigns 04-23-2006 10:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LadyMischief
Apparently you're an idiot and don't know Steve very well. Steve IS around all the time. I don't know a lot of dads who are into their kids and as family oriented as Steve is.

Lighten the fuck up, it was a joke. You're right, I don't know Steve at all except for the fact that he's the God of teen sites and seems like a pretty cool guy. My point was, how fucking cool would it be to find out your dad runs the hottest sites with the hottest girls on the planet!

SlamDesigns 04-23-2006 10:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CuriousToyBoy
Apparently you don't recognize an attempt at humor when it slaps you in the face.

:2 cents:

Thank you! That's exactly what it was...a joke. But hey, some people don't have a sense of humor.

Calvinguy 04-23-2006 10:55 AM

18? I bought my first pornmagazine when I was 13

MicroChick 04-23-2006 11:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SteveLightspeed
My 10 year old son sent me this the other day out of the blue. He doesn't know anything about Lightspeed yet.

Steve, I think he knows more than you think he knows. Look at the interviews you are giving to the press. If you are so ashamed of what you are doing that you have to hide the facts from your family, I suggest you get out of the adult business.

http://articles.news.aol.com/busines...90007&cid=1712

SteveLightspeed 04-24-2006 12:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MicroChick
Steve, I think he knows more than you think he knows. Look at the interviews you are giving to the press. If you are so ashamed of what you are doing that you have to hide the facts from your family, I suggest you get out of the adult business.

http://articles.news.aol.com/busines...90007&cid=1712

From that article, I can understand why it looks like I'm "ashamed" of my business. On the contrary, I'm so proud of what Lightspeed has become, I'm doing my best to promote it and protect it at the same time. I did the interview because I was told it would be a "David vs Goliath"-type success story about Lightspeed. I was flat out lied to. No amount of promotion or signups would be worth comprising my family's privacy. The WSJ really let me down in that way.

I keep my business quiet locally because that is the PRUDENT thing to do. Also I am just like any other parent, keeping my kids interests and entertainment AGE-APPROPRIATE. I am an ex computer consultant. My computer "kung-fu" is stronger than my children's, and they are completely unaware of Lightspeed.

If you think people in the adult entertainment business shouldn't have kids, then DON'T HAVE KIDS. Otherwise, be responsible and conscientious about the issues like we are. :2 cents:

Steve Lightspeed

Miss Vlasta 04-24-2006 01:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gangbangjoe
what i thought :winkwink:

but maybe he knows more about what you do :1orglaugh

I bet. Kids always know more than we think :upsidedow

Killswitch - BANNED FOR LIFE 04-24-2006 02:33 AM

Sorry Steve, just give me the word and i'll stop hanging out with your 10 year old ;)


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